Doopie x Goobie (Oh my!) by a white kid

One day, Doopie was banging her against head against the wall, listening to metal. "Hey," her roommate, Goobie said, "Can you please keep it down? You're destroying me walls!" Doopie replied, "I'll make you chocolate pie if you let me be, boiiii!" "Nah, bitch! We go to the club!" Said, Goobie in a black man voice. They went out the door while dancing like idiots. They arrived at a "fun" club with women without tops. "Goobie?" Doopie asked, "Why are we here? I thought I was going to see Danny Devito wrestle as the Trashman!" Goobie said, "Nah man, we are because I want to tell you…." Goobie came close to Doopie's ear and said, "Bitch, I wanna fuck you!" The 2 started to make out like, I guess fish with Nixxiom and Hellbent looking and Nixxiom saying, "Damn that's some weird shit." Hellbent replied, "Reminds me of my girlfriend, Pandora's fetish." "Ew." Nixxiom said, the 2 went outside and played the bongos for the rest of the night. Meanwhile, the couple were going home to have a bit of…. A gender mix. Doopie had a truck that saw the thing happening, it transformed and said, "Autobots, let's get the fuck out!" Optimus rolled with Bumblebee, Ironhide, and that one guy from Gobots. The 2 were getting, a little skinny, oh, and Doopie got out her weird ass Wildo the dildo and asked Goobie, "You or me?" Wildo said, "I'll have her!" But wait, Goobie was a… mermaid dog thing that looks like rule 63 of Goofy and she had no real butthole, Wildo said, "Nevermind, I'll be in the closet." They continued to make out like…dogs? :/ until Snewpie came and said, "Oy! What's happening in here?" "Go away you freaking Al man!" Goobie said, and then throws Snewpie into the sink to another world. After that, they had tea and be fancy, texting fleshy pics to each other, while Sweet Commando made some raunchy drawings of the 2. The end.