Hello, this is NightShade. And this fic is pure humor. Enjoy!

50 ways to annoy the Inuyasha characters

1. Call Inuyasha "kitty"

2. Take tetsuaiga and golf, using it as a club…

3. Use the shikon jewel as the ball

4. When meeting Sesshomaru, call him "Miss Fluffy"

5. Offer to bear Miroku's child…

6. Say that you are a man.

7. Take Kagome's textbooks and use then as kindling…

8. Blame Inuyasha

9. Tell Rin that Sesshomaru is a woman, say that Jaken told you.

10. Bow/curtsy whenever Sesshomaru walks by and say "all hail the Ice Queen"

11. Look straight into Sesshomaru's eyes and call him "Rath Roibin Rye."

12. Run like hell afterwards.

13. Call Miroku "Roy Mustang".

14. Wear a mini skirt around Miroku (if man, around Jakotsu).

15. Scream and whistle whenever Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are in the same room.

16. Run up and squeeze Sango's butt…

17. Blame Miroku.

18. Steal all of Shippo's candy, tell him Jaken did it.

19. Give Shippo a dress…

20. Then take a picture.

21. Call Inuyasha Ranma and do a fake karate pose.

22. Call Kagome Kikyo and vice versa.

23. Offer Sango a haircut….

24. Give her a mullet.

25. Sing "little red riding hood" whenever Kouga is near.

26. Tell InuTaisho that Izaiyoi was kidnapped by Sesshomaru…

27. Don't tell Him how you knew.

28. Give Rin a "redbull".

29. Hold a cross to the bat demon tribe and wonder why they don't scream.

30. Buy both Sesshomaru and InuTaisho a dog collar and leash…

31. Put them on them and run like hell.

32. Replace the Inuyasha's rosary with a shock collar.

33. Tell iziayoi that Inuyasha is in love with Miroku.

34. Say the same to Sango.

35. Give Rin a dog whistle…

36. and give Shippo the controller for #32.

37. Give Jakotsu Inuyasha's where abouts…

38. Hand him a condom.

39. Tell Kouga that Kagome wants to marry him.

40. Tell Miroku that Naraku wants to marry him.

41. Use the shikon jewel as a marble.

42. Dye Naraku's pelt neon yellow.

43. Sing the spiderman theme song around Naraku.

44. Hum the twilight zone whenever Inuyasha is thinking.

45. Ask to use tetsuaiga for an example…

46. Use it as a bat for baseball.

47. Gather all the Canine demons into one area…

48. Make Rin blow the dog whistle.

49. Make all the Inuyasha gang gather into one place, take a picture.

50. Send it each one as a Christmas card.