EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CARL
VS
PECOLA
BEGIN
[CARL]
ALRIGHT PECOLA I'M GANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
WHEN I GRAB MY GUN YOUR WORD WILL BE LAST
MY GAME AND SERIES ARE BETTER THEN YOUR SHOW
NO ONE WANT TO WATCH SOME SHITTY BABY SHOW
I THINK YOUR USELESS AGAINST MY POWER YOU SEE
I CAN MAKE SO MANY POWER IN MY GAMEPLAY TO BE
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH YOUR TROUBLEMAKING JOB
I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOUR A FUCKING SLOB
[PECOLA]
OH DON'T BE STUPID CARL YOUR GAME A HELLHOLE
HAD TO MANY STUFF THAT WE SHOULDN'T EVEN GO
IT HAD BLOOD GUT GORE SUICIDE EXECUTION
SWEAR ALCOHOL NUDITY AND RACISM
MY SHOW CAN TELL EVERYONE IN QUBO
WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE IN JAIL TO GO
EVEN THOUGH I GET HOPPING AND ASK SO MANY QUESTION
ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT IS GETTING ATTENTION
[CARL]
OH SCREW YOU JERK YOU NO GOOD FUCKING PENGUEIN
YOU COULDN'T TAKE CONTROL OF TOWN SQUARE WHAT ARE YOU A LESBIAN
YOU FUCK YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND GO HOME AND DIE
WHEN MY GAME COME BACK YOU WILL NEVER BE ALIVE
YOUR CATCHPHRASE LET GET HOPPING THAT IS FUCKING ANNOYING
THAT IS WHY NO ONE WATCH YOUR SHOW WHEN IT WAY TO BITCHY
GO BACK TO QUBO WITH ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
GO BACK TO PIPPI LONGSTOCKING MISS BG AND MARVIN
[PECOLA]
YEAH SURE FAGGOT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOSER
YOUR GAME RATED M THAT IS WAY TOO IMMATURE
TIME FOR ME TO TEACH YOU THE WAY OF THE FUN
BY CARING AND SHARING NOT KILLING EVERYONE
I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE EDUCATION WIN
WHEN I KICK YOUR COCK YOU WILL GO FOR A SPIN
YOUR CHEAT CODE ARE LAME I AM GOING AWAY
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL YOU FUCKING GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
