Chapter 1: The Nacho Chip
Firestar strated dancing to the "hula" song "Olah Thunderclan I come with nachos!" Graystripe looked at him menancly "May I have a chip please?" Graystripe added puss n' boots eyes for effect. Firestar hissed "GET BACK JOE!" "WHAT? My name is Graystripe thank you very much!" "No it isn't cholo!" firestar screeched like a kit. A chip then fell out of the bag. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Sandstorm "Not Bobby!" sandstorm then saved the chip. "Who's Bobby?" asked Firestar and Graystripe. "My cheesy nacho chip kit" Sandstorm said in puss n' boots eyes. "Well eeerrrr….. She is a lovely kit" Firestar replied with a girly scream. "bobby's a guy!" Sandstorm yelled, I mean hissed. "oh no I broke a nail!" Graystripe cried "Firestar! My nail broke! WAA!" " its okay use my tape and my faaabulas nail polish" FIrestar said "boys can't live with em, make a fuss about there nails" Sandstorm meowed while rolling her eyes. "wait Sandstorm were is bobby-lishious?" Firestar said astonished "up there in that spiky tree!" shrieked Sandstorm "hurry bring the men in black!" Graystripe said "oh my baby! My precious baby chipos!" Sandstorm criedwith fear. A black car then rolled up "yo sup dawg?" we're here to save yo' chipos!" said the men in black dude "but until then DUCK AND COVER!" and he threw a grenade and "boom!" well Mr. Nacho chip blew up. "oh my Nacho! My precious baby nacho!" sandstorm yelled with fear. "Bring Cinderpelt! We need tape!" GRaystripe yelled. Well Mr. Chipos got saved until "BOOM!" oh dear too late Graystripe ate the chip. Everyone looked at him "what?" Graystripe purred innocently adding puus n' boots eyes for effect.
Special thanks to…
Oddsponge13 for giving me ideas and letting me use some of her own.
Warriors the book because I wouldn't have this story if I hadn't read it.
