It's about 7:40 in the morning and the sun is shining bright on the huge red Palm Spring Hotel Building. In one of the rooms, the bald-headed, African-American Ralph Jaguar lays on one of the two beds wearing a white t-shirt and is covered by a blue blanket and the white, blonde haired female Britney Cable is laying on the other bed wearing her white shirt and is also covered by her blue blanket.

Ralph's eyes open and he sits up on his bed. And now, Britney's eyes open and she turns and looks at Ralph. "Good morning, Britney. You sleep well last night?" "Yeah. It was pretty good. You might want to sleep a little more, though...I know that you're tired from all that prowling around." "You know why I have to do that, right?" "Because The WWE is a strange organization." "That's right, Britney. This organization is really ratcheted." "So, I guess it's really imperative that we go around and snoop in on everyone's business." "Exactly!," Ralph says as he smiles and points at Britney. "Something that you'll really be enjoying."

"Not all that much...It's only for our protection so that we'll be safe." "I see...After I brush and take my shower, we'll go to the cafeteria and get some breakfast." "Okay, Britney. You can go first," Ralph says as he lays down. "Okay," Britney says as she heads to the bathroom.

Later at the Hotel Cafeteria, Ralph Jaguar dressed in his black jeans, black Bramah sports shoes, and sleeveless white t-shirt that says 'College' on it and Britney Cable dressed in her white shirt, blue jeans, and black sports shoes sit at a table and eat pancakes, bacon with syrup and orange juice. "The pancake is good," Ralph says as eats a piece of pancake. "Good morning, Ralph and Britney. How are you both doing?," John Cena says as he walks by and heads for another table. Cena is dressed in his black shorts, shoes, grey shirt, and black cap. "Hey, John. I'm doing okay," says Ralph. "Hey, John. I'm doing alright. Good morning. How are you doing?," Britney ask. "I'm doing good," Cena says.

"Hey John, are you sitting with anybody for your breakfast?," Ralph ask. "Uh no. I was planning on sitting alone," Cena says with a smile. "Would you like to sit here with us? I was wondering if we could talk," Ralph says. "Alright," Cena says as he sits his trey down that has pancakes, syrup, and a cup of orange juice and Cena sits in a chair. "Congratulations on becoming The Champ again," Ralph says. "Thanks, Ralph," Cena says. "So, this is the nineth time that you've become The WWE Champion, John?," Britney ask. "Yep. The nineth time. And I'm planning on making this reign last a loooong time," Cena says.

"And I believe it will...I'm a real big fan if yours, John," Ralph says. "I'm glad to hear it," says Cena. "Last night was really crazy, though, man. That WAS an intense match between you and Rey Mysterio. You both really fought hard for that belt. And Rey is good. I'm a fan of his, too," says Ralph. "Rey is real good. I'm a fan if his, too," Cena says. "But when CM Punk made his shocking return, that's when things really started popping off," Ralph says.

"It sure does look that way. What happened between you two, anyway? Because when I got back there, I saw you and Punk on the floor fighting. And then I got involved only to try and break it up. Then, Punk hit me and that's when I saw RED," Cena explains. "After CM Punk left the ring and headed to the back, and after the cameras went off; I did chase after Punk to try and figure out what the f- is going on...Uh... What is going on...Sorry about that f-bomb, John," Ralph says. "It's alright," says John. "Now, I did get up in CM Punk's face, and that was wrong of me to do...Cause I was asking him why is he back here after walking out and what was going on...Then he said disrespectful stuff to me and I shouted back disrespectful stuff to Punk...John Laurinaitis got involved," Ralph says.

"John Laurinaitis got involved? How did he get involved?," Cena ask. He ran up and started yelling at CM Punk that he didn't belong here and all this other junk," Ralph says. "Laurinaitis is full of junk," Cena says. "CM Punk is back and he's back as The WWE Champion of Monday Night as well...And he was brought back by Triple H. And I don't know how you're going to feel about this, John...I'm a fan of yours, and I'm also a fan of CM Punk as well," says Britney. "I'm okay with that, Britney. That doesn't bother me at all," says Cena.

"We have two WWE Champions of Monday Night Raw...So, what do we do?," Ralph ask. "I say we settle it the traditional way...CM Punk and I battle one on one to settle it," Cena suggests. "I think that's what should happen, too. But Triple H is in charge. We have to wait and see what he says about this...I really feel like you are the one to represent Monday Night Raw, John; if not the whole WWE," Ralph says. "Thanks," says Cena. "A lot of people seem to think that as well," Britney says. "If only I could just hold on to this belt, though. Heh. I keep losing it," Cena says with a grin. "Well, the competition is real tough and uncanny. With so many chess-players on the roster always pulling stuff, I can understand why it's hard to hang on to championship belts," Ralph explains.

"At what age did you start watching wrestling, Ralph?," Cena ask. "I think I was ten years old when I saw my very first WWF Wrestling match on TV. And it was a Hulk Hogan match, and he was with Mr. T. Hogan and Mr. T would team up and battle the likes of Big John Studd and King Kong Bundy," Ralph says. "Wow...Heh. I remember that, too, man. It was really something...I'm a die-hard-fan, too. I'm a huge fan of Hulk Hogan during the Era of Hulk-A-Mania," Cena says. "I'm also a Hulk Hogan Fan...And as the era's changed, many icons and heroes came and went in the WWF slash WWE. I watched the great careers of Bret "Hitman" Hart, Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Austin, The Rock, The Undertaker and Triple H; and I'm a fan of all those guys," Ralph says.

"So, you've been watching The WWE for a WHILE, now, huh?," Cena ask. "Oh yeah. Since the days of Hulk Hogan, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, and The Macho Man Randy Savage...And I've also watched Ric Flair and WCW...AND I watched you when you came on The WWE Scene, John...You made your debut just after The Monday Night Wars and the whole Invasion Era. Way I see it, John; YOU re-defined Ruthless Aggression...The thing is, I'm not at all claiming to be THE expert of Professional Wrestling and it's history, but I know a great deal about it," Ralph explains.

"I've been watching wrestling for a long time, too. Ever since I was a kid...Ralph and I have done lots of research into the sport of Pro-Wrestling. We know a lot about this business and we really want to contribute and strive to be on top in the WWE," Britney explains. "Before I got into The WWE, I watched it an awful lot. Since I was a little kid, there's either one of two things that I was to do: wrestle professionally and and rap professionally," Cena says. "And now you're doing both," Ralph says." "And now I'm doing both," says Cena. "I bought a copy of your rap album, 'You Can't See Me.' It was epic, John. I liked it a lot. I was wondering when you were going to make another album, but I know that you're busy with the traveling and defending your championships," Ralph.

"I was trying to get around to making another album, but the challenge was too great because of my busy schedule," Cena says. "I understand. But I think your movies were better...I saw two of your movies: The Marine and 12 Rounds, and they were epic. You're very talented, John," says Ralph. "Thanks and back at you, Ralph," Cena replies.

"Hey, John. Are you married?," Britney ask. "Yes. To Carla. A great lady," Cena says. "I'm sure she is," Ralph says. "How long have you two been married, John?," Britney ask. "Well, let's see...We got married in the summer of 2008 and now the year is 2011. So, that's about two and a half years," says Cena. "That's real good, John. Two and a half years and the marriage is still going strong. It sounds like you found a real good woman," Ralph says. "It sure does look that way...So far, things are going well," Cena says. "Do you have a prenuptial agreement?," Ralph ask. "Ralph! That's not a good thing to ask," Britney says. "Just playing with ya, John. Lol...I didn't really mean that," Ralph says with a smile. "I know... And it's all good...I do actually have a prenuptial agreement, by the way," Cena says. "Oh. You do have one," Britney says surprisingly. "Now why you gotta say it like that, Britney. Come on, now," Ralph says with a smile. "It's all good, man. It's all good," Cena says.

"A thing that's been on my mind lately is...When ever you go out to the ring, John...I notice it...everyone notice it," Ralph says. "That people boo me, when I go out there," John interrupts and says. "Actually, I hear a mixed reaction...Some of them boo you and some of them cheer you. It's like fifty-fifty," Ralph explains. "And there's that traditional chant that they do...Half of the crowd chants 'Let's go, Cena!' And the other half chants 'Cena sucks," Britney says. "When ever I hear that, it makes me feel a certain type of way...And if it bother's me, then it's gotta be bothering YOU," Ralph says.

"Actually, it doesn't bother me... all the time...Yeah. There are times that I might feel a certain way about that, but then I keep in mind that the majority of the WWE Universe are great fans of mine. And THAT is what keeps me going. So, if those few fans want to boo me, let's not worry about that. I'm here for the fans that wear my T-Shirts and wear my other gear. I can't change their minds, and I'm not about to try," Cena. "That sounds real good...I just wish they would cheer for you, though...Uh...I gotta run to the bathroom. I'll be right back," Ralph says. "Alright. Cena says as he drinks his orange juice. Ralph goes to the Men's bathroom, and a few minutes later comes out if the bathroom and sees The two white twin Brunette-Ladies each wearing white short-short, white sport shoes, white socks, pink lip stick and a light blue tank-top on their athletic bodies. "Hey...Brie and Nikki...The Bella Twins," Ralph says with a smile. "Hey, Ralph," both Brie and Nikki say at the same time with smiles on their faces.

Author's note: Okay. I think this is a good stopping place. I hope you all are going to stay tuned and continue reading this story, because as you can see, things are just starting to heat up. Chapter 2 will be coming soon, but until then, please read my bio for the links to my web series and YouTube channels. I got some epic stuff going on there.