Hey guys, wishing you all a Happy Halloween!

Hope you like this little piece I wrote on the fly, I swear anything that could have gone wrong today did SO I Hope you guys had a better time and got lots of treats. :) (Never mind the grammar errors and such cause I certainly didn't. lol.)


Clearing his throat, Eddward Vincent puts on his prettiest smile; his bright blue eyes dancing happily beneath the brim of his hat. "Greetings everyone!"

"Yes, hello." Says Kevin Anderson, his smile soft and bashful. His thin fingers traced the curve of his arm, lip twitching at the lack of firm muscle.

"The Cast of Ed Edd and Eddy would like to extend their heart felt wishes to you our, loyal fans, this All Hallows Eve." Edd turns to Kevin Anderson and smiles, a light blush touching his pale cheeks.

"We hope you are as excited as we are." The red-head said while pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "As you can tell we've been ready for... how long?" He turns to Double D who shruggs. "A while I suppose- three vigorous months of set designing for our haunted maze and two more for costuming." He hums to himself. "About six months?" The dark haired boy nods and Kevin beams."Well anyways we hope you all have a fun, safe, Halloween."

"Safe? Ha! How droll."

Kevin and Edd whip around, eyes widening as before their very eyes- their dopplegangers appeared, strutting through the collected mist pouring out from the open front door of Edd's house. The two athletic males peer curiously down at the younger boys, each wearing their signature smirk. The pale one spoke first, hand to his mouth as the glowing cherry of his cigarette burned bright red. "You two clearly haven't the slightest clue as to the true meaning of All Hallows Eve." As he spoke the soft grey smoke of his cancer stick danced from his lips.

Edd glared, well more like pouted, at his counte part. "We simply wish for those who plan to take part in the holiday to celebrate in splendor but to be cautious as well. You never know whom may appear when you least expect it." His tone drew flat in annoyance, making Kevin Barr roll his eyes. "Whatever Dork."

Double D huffed, turning his back on the stunning athelete. "Indeed Kevin. Whatever."

Now it was Eddward's turn to roll his eyes. Coming down from the steps of the little sockhead's home he wrapped his long skinny around around the smaller Kevin, his gap showing from behind his upturned lips. "Greetings Pumpkin." The Anderson kid groaned, making the older teen chuckle. "Do you intend to wear that ridiculous apparel all night?" With a snicker he picked at the quiz bowl hat sitting on Kevin's head and studied it, slapping it back right side on when he found no further interest in it.

Kevin grabbed his head, flipping it backwards. A couple strands of his bright red hair poked out through the front. "It's not just apparel Eddward. It's my costume."

The taller Eddward snorted, earning him a glare from the smaller boy. "Seriously pumpkin? You couldn't have attempted something a bit... smarter than this?"

"Hey, watch it." Kevin Barr snapped. "Just because the fans like it when we mingle doesn't mean I can't kick your fuckin' ass for running your mouth."

Eddward's grin widened. "Is that so?" From the pockets of his purple shorts he withdrew his hands, his fingers flexing as each knuckle popped. "Well perhaps I should run my mouth a little more. You seemed to like it when I do." His eyes traveled south over the red-headed athetle's body, his tongue darting out to stroke his bottom lip. Kevin Barr met his gaze with a scrutinizing one of his, brushing his thumb across his nose as he turned to regard the smaller, much kinder, Edd. The dork was garbed in black; skinny jeans and a red tee swimming beneath the soft interior of his leather jacket. On his feet were a pair of heeled boots; the very kind the kid would never be caught dead in. A pair of tell-tale dog tags dangled over his chest and Kevin's eyes widened in shock. "Are those the real thing?"

Double D blushed, touching his finger to the glinting piece of metal wrapped around his neck. "H-he lent them to me." He said, eyes dancing over to Eddward. His cheeks burned crimson as the taller boy's curlean eyes stared back at him. "So long as I kept them in safe keeping I was permited to wear them." He looked to Kevin and shrugged. "He insisted that my costume remain... authentic." At this Eddward smirked and caused the younger one to sutter nervously.

Kevin Barr returned the shrug with a single shoulder roll. "Ah I get it. Ok, well what do you think of the squirt's costume?" He nodded his head in little Kevin's direction. Double D smiled as he watched the smaller Kevin blush, his green eyes staring down self conciously at himself then towards the pavement. "I think it's as close to authentic as one could get."

"I feel ridiculous."

Double D looked to the blushing boy and chuckled, touching his hand to the boy's shoulder. "But your costume was so well designed."

"Polyester jeans and flee market shoes hardly make for a decent costume little one."

The Anderson kid crossed his arms, an indignant look taking over his facial expression. "You're such a jerk Eddward. I don't know why I even agreed to this."

The dark haired man smirked and took to drapping an arm over both Edd and little Kevin's shoulder. "You lost two lost a bet to me."

The smaller dopple gangers groaned in unision. How could they have forgotten that? Kevin Anderson and Double D looked to one another, a smile taking ove their faces as the annoyance of the moment washed away. They then turn to the side and giggle. "You guys may be woindering why we look like clowns-Ouch!" Kevin rubbed the back of his head where the other Kevin had flicked him and grumbled under his breath. "But as Eddward said, we lost a bet."

"Yes, so this year we traded attire." Edd smiles.

"We're going as each other." Kevin specified. "Even though I freakin' hate plain t-shirts, I'm going as the jock and he-" He points to Double D. "Is going as the shark."

"And we," Eddward interjects, turning to stand side profile. "Are going as them. Though I seem to have a grave miscalculation in degration distribution." He glances down at the smaller two and grins. "Why the little one wears an such a ridiculous unmatching ensemble is beyond me. I look like a number paint board for grade school children." He looks down to his bright orangs shirt, long purple shorts, and bright red socks and sighs. "At least Kevin fairs better than I in this."

"Me?!" Kevin Barr barks in laughter. "Are you kidding? I'm in a cardigan sweater and glasses. Not to mention the most uncomfortable pair of kahkis known to man." His face contors into that of a grimace, the bill of his hat casting a shadow over the agony expressed on his face. "I look like a total dork."

"You look like dorks? Pft, we resent that." Huffed the smaller Kevin.

Double D cocked his head to the side. "Come now gentlemen. It isn't all that bad. Perhaps the fans enjoy it. Certainly that is all that matters?"

Eddward shrugged, returning to the taller Kevin's side. He propped his elbow up on the red-head's shoulder and snickered when Kevin growled at him. "Well I suppose that is all that needs to be said this night. Now be gone with you lot. I have much still to do and so little time alotted to finish it." He looks up to the taller Kevin and grins, reaching across to caress the older red-head's chin. "So much to do and yet so little time." Kevin whacked Eddward's hand away and shoved the swimmer aside. "You're such a dog. No wonder the fans like you so much."

"You're just now catching on? Not the brightest bulb in the socket now are you?" Kevin snarled and Eddward laughed in return. "Now don't take such an attitude with me pumpkin. Your sour mood was brought upon by youself. I warned you what would happen if you took part in the bet." His bright blue eyes danced over Kevin's figure, both orbs lit in appreciation. "If I may be so bold as to say-"

"How about no." Taller Kevin huffed.

"-You look smashing. Decidant." His smirk widened as the appreciative look in his eyes grew darker, hungrier the lonnger he stared at the other athlete. "Simply delicious."

The taller Kevin kept himself from blushing and instead slugged the swimmer in the arm. "Yeah whatever dork. Can we wrap this up? I'm exhausted."

"Exhausted? Impossible!" The younger Edd stormed towards them, wedging himself between Eddward and Kevin to glare up at the red-head. "You promised the children of the cul-de-sac back in September that you would shaperone them for trick-or-treating. I will not allow you to go back on your word and destroy their hopes just that you-"

"Ok calm down will ya? Geeze I was just saying." Scratching the side of his face Kevin shares an inpassive look with the older Edd. "We should get going before it gets too late."

"Yes lets. I refuse to hear a word of greivence over this." He looks to the smaller boys and drapes both arms back around their shoulders. "Come little ones. Let us be off."

"Ok Eddward but um..." Kevin Anderson starts to stutter again, his cheeks burning an impressive shade of crimson. "The author has requested at least one thing more from us before departing for the night." His green eyes glance away bashfully and Eddward and taller Kevin raised a curious brow. Double D does the same. "This is odd. I am surprised I have not heard of word of this before." Shrugging it off, he smiles. "What request has she made?"

"Well uh-" He rubs the back of his head and wishes his hat were turned so that the shadow of the bill could hide his face. "She wants one of us to um. Well... you know." He rolls his hand for emphasis. "She wants us to do that thing we kind of do often."

Double D hums as he thinks. "How cryptic."

The older Kevin leans into Eddward, drapping an arm comfortably over the swimmer's shoulders. "What? Doe she want us to keep talking or something?"

Little Kevin shakes his head.

"Coitous?"

The Anderson kid blushed furiously. "NO!"

The taller Kevin looks between the two, a tad confused. "Co-wha?"

Eddward pinched the bridge of his nose and waved the red-head off. "Screwing pet. Fucking the life out of one another." He licks his grinning lips and makes a noise of approval. "I suppose I could oblidge her for the fans sake. I am rather adept in that particular science." The Anderson kid shook his head and held up his hands. "N-no not like that. She uh. Well-"

"-Spit it out pumpkin." Eddward said in feigned annoyance.

"She wants us to k-kiss." Kevin looked down to his fidgeting fingers and clamped them to his chest. "She wants one of us to kiss someone."

Eddward's eyes lit excitedly. "Really?"

Kevin blushed harder.

"I see." The swimmer stalked towards the younger Kevin. He tipped the boy's chin up so that his eyes could stare directly into his. "It seems she wishes to end the night with a celebratory smooch." He smirked, turning little Kevin's insides into jelly.

"Oh my." Double D's face flushed red as he touched his fingers to his cheek. He purposely avoided the other Kevin's heated gaze. "I-I suppose it isn't too much of a request."

"After all," Eddward continued haughtily. "Who are we to deny her? Or our fans for that matter. Let us give them what they desire. Perhaps it will satiate them for the time being."

Kevin shifted his weight onto his other leg, glancing over his shoulder as he spotted a handful of the cul-de-sac children gathering outside of Eddy's house. "Ok whatever, lets just get this over with." Suddenly he turns back to the face the three and asks, "Wait, who does she want kissing?"

Little Kevin shook his head. "She didn't specify. She just started writing a few minutes ago so it's really up to us."

"Can't we skip it then?"

"Shame on you Barr- wanting to let down the author." Eddward adomished.

"What? It's her damn fault she started writing halphazardly. She wants some action then she needs to plan her shit better."

Kevin Anderson sighs, looking to Double D for support. "I promised her I'd get someone to do it. So please? She just wants to make people happy."

"Well then lets get this shit over with. I've got stuff to do."

The smaller Edd suckled on his bottom lip, not at all phased by the feeling of eyes watching him as he did so. "Very well. I shall volunteer."

Kevin Anderson's face lit up. "Thank you Edd!" He then looked to the taller Kevin. "How about you? Will you do it?"

The red-head shook his head. "Nu-huh. I'm not doing it. The author wants something from me then she's gotta put more effort into it. You guys figure it out."

Kevin and little Edd groaned. "Oh come on."

"How about you pumpkin?" Eddward smiled mischievously.

"M-me?" Kevin nibbled his lip. "W-well I guess I could do it." He looks to Double D before feeling his cheeks heat for the millionth time that night. "Are you ok with that?"

The sockhead nodded, his gap showing through his sheepish smile. "Of course." He steps towards the Anderson kid and to the boy's shock presses their lips together. Their kiss melds into a beautiful dance of flesh, tongues caresses expertly against one another. But the kiss ends all too soon, leaving both boys flushing furiously. Kevin adjusts his falling glasses, the lenses fogged. Eddward and Kevin Barr stood aside, completely aghast by the sockhead's sudden change in nature. The smaller Edd smirks at the three, turning side profile.

"Happy Halloween everyone!"