Onichi
I do not own naruto or any of the characters in this fan fic (except onichii) Its just a harmless story not an attept to steal who ever made narutos work.
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It wasn't my first time in the social services office. They were having another adopt-a-thon. Kinda like the ones for animals but for people. I Was sitting in a room with seven other guys around my age. I didn't want to be here. Every year it was the same. I got stuck in the same room with the other same troublemakers and same as always never got taken to a new home with a new family. Not like it was going to happen. I mean, who wants to deal with a 15-year old phsycopathic murderer. I sighed and sat down picking at the woven forest green chair.
"Um, excuse me?" I looked up at the white haired girl. She looked to be my age and her eyes changed colors constantly like a kaleidoscope. She obviously didn't belong here.
"Is this room 1134?" she said meekly her eyes changing to a piercing blue-gray.
"Yeah." I said brushing my raven hair out of my face.
"Thanks." she said then sat down in one of the chairs near me.
"Oi, what're you doing here? Don't you know this is where the baddies go? What could a little shrimp like you do to deserve this?" a boy I knew as Hidan said.
She looked up from her feet at the silver-haired boy.
"I don't like to talk about it." she said darkly. Well stuff, now even I was interested.
Hidan stood up and walked over to the girl and leaned on the armrest of her chair.
"Well I don't like not knowing things. Cmon tell me," he leaned over and picked her up by the collar of her shirt, pinning her against the wall, "Or else."
The girl looked straight at him her eyes mimicking a roaring fire then laughed.
"You really think you can intimidate me that easily?" Hidan looked shocked, then in one swift motion she flung him across the room like a rag doll,him making a satisfactory BOOM against the wall. She laughed and sat back down grinning to herself, her eyes returning to the ever-changing state she entered the room with. Hidan looked at her contemplatively judging her strength, then getting back up walked over to her again and sat next to looked up from the ground at him, confused.
He jerked her chin towards him so she would be forced to look him directly in the eye.
"Oi! Itachi, look at her eyes!" he jerked her chin towards me her eyes were calm but irritated and I noticed her outfit (a green plaid miniskirt and a zipped up black hoodie that had probably seen better days) "crazy, huh?" I looked up at Hidan from my book with an annoyed glance.
"Idiot." I said said returning to my book.
"Whatever." he let go of her chin losing interest in the girl then turning around to walk back to his chair, he was abruptly tripped by her. He turned towards her with angry eyes.
"WHAT THE H WAS THAT FOR?" Every one in the room except her and Hidan started cracking up. She simply shrugged and continued to observe the floor.
The door opened and another guy wearing a swirly orange mask was shoved in the small room.
"But Tobi's a good boy! Tobi doesn't belong here! Tobi is a good boy!" he said slamming on the already shut door.
"How long did it take for them to find you this time?" Hidan said obviously already bored with the new girl.
"I got to sit in the good boy's room for half an hour this time!" He said, the bubbly happiness present in his voice.
"Wow, that long? Miss Krumblybutt must be getting old or sumthin'."
"Who's Krumblybutt?" The girl said her eyes turning a bright green.
I sighed "He means Mrs. Krumble, the widow who runs this place."
"Oh." she said, looking at the door with now pale violet eyes.
"A Girl?" tobi said, jumping up and down then settling down in the seat next to her, "Whats your name? My names Tobi and I'm a good boy!"
She laughed Softly and smiled, "My name's Onichi-chan."
Tobi took one look at her eyes and gasped, "Your eyes are pretty!"
She blushed "Thanks! I would say the same for yours but I can only kinda see one!"
Tobi tilted his head in thought for a second then did the unthinkable, he lifted his mask. Of course it was in a way that only Onichi could see only his eye and it was only for a few seconds but still. It was pretty rare.
"Wow! I'm jealous!" at this Tobi squealed in happiness and jumped up and down on his seat.
Knock, knock, knock.
There was a faint knocking at the door. Everyone scrambled to their seats.
" Okay guys," I recognized the hoarse, nervous voice, it was Krumble, " NO funny business this time, okay? I met with someone who's actually interested in adopting ALL of you and I don't want you all to screw it up for me." she looked up ,"This might be my chance to get rid of you all." she looked back at us with nervous anger in her eyes," That means NO stabbing, NO fighting, NO cursing, NO threat making, NO art, and ABSOLUTELY NO EATING ANYONE! " she pointed at all of us (especially the Venus flytrap boy, Zetsu) while saying this and left.
"Like that'll ever happen." Hidan said when she was out of earshot. Of course he was right though.
An hour into the adopt-a-thon and we were already breaking five of the six rules.
Hidan sacrificed almost every person who walked in, and those who were lucky enough to get past him immediately were introduced to that weird tranny kid deidara's "true" art.
The ones who didn't make it were promptly "disposed" of by Zetsu.
There was only one instance when this wasn't true.
And it Scared the living shit out of me. A large orange haired man with lots of black peicings walked in, looming over us. He smiled. It was unfitting for his face.
"So, these were the kids you and I discussed. Huh?" He turned to the familiar wrinkled face lady who had her face in her hands.
Onichi smiled sinisterly. It was terrifying yet somehow befitting. I looked at her eyes and recognized something I wasn't excepting. I could sense her ocular Jen-Justu and Icould see it was directed at the orange haired man. He didn't seem to be in pain though. I continued to watch.
"I'll take 'em." he said definitively. Was he stupid? Or just crazy. Or influenced?
"Finally I thought I'd never leave this he'll hole!"
The shriveled old face lifted from her hands and shot a warning look at Hidan then rushed to go get the papers before the man changed his mind.
The orange haired man looked slightly confused as if he didn't realize what he just did then shook his head.
"Um, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm pein, but you will refer to me as pein-sama."
Hidan scoffed.
"Yes boy?" Pein loomed over Hidan who laughed in response.
"As if you could be god. Jashin-sama is the only god I believe in."
I looked back at Onichi who was still using an ocular Justu. I couldn't figure out what it was.
"But I will respect your opinion." Hidan said almost robotically.
"As will I." replied pein in a similar monotonus . Something was definitely up. Never ever in my life have I seen Hidan cave in. To ANYONE.
Onichi smiled and stopped what ever jutsu she was using. I noticed tobi squirm uncomfortably.
"Onichi, w-what?" she shot an icy glare at him before he could finish and he stopped dead in his tracks. I raised an eyebrow. It took a lot to shut up that annoying little dumba-.
Her face returned to normal and her eyes blurred in and out of focus. Her chakra was nearly non-existent and I could tell she was about to pass out.
I stood up and sat next to her. She looked up at me then blinked slowly like she didn't know what was going on. Chances were she didn't. I gently nudged her with my hand and she smiled.
"You okay?" I spoke in a quieter tone, "You used a lot of chakra there."
She looked confused and shook her head in an answer to my question. Then she passed out her head falling in my lap. I felt my face grow hot. She looked almost doll like and she was very light. I looked toward my blue friend kisame for help but the dofus just smiled, winked and gave me the thumbs up. I tried to sit her back up but she fell on the floor.
Finally the guy who was supposed to be our new care giver looked over at us.
"Um...does she do that often?"
"I just met her." I shrugged.
"Oh... Well, can you help me get her into the car?" I stood up and picked her up. She only weighed about 80 pounds and she was about 4' 11". But after a while it got heavy.
"How far is the car exactly?" I said, running out of energy.
"Just up this hill." the man sped up a little and I struggled to keep up.
When all of us finally got to the car I saw it was a black van with red interior that probably had seen better days. The wheels were white wall and had a suspicious red stain on them.
"Going to offer us some candy and a ride in your van I suppose?" said Hidan.
Pein just looked at him and motioned for us to get in. There were no seats in the back so we just laid down or leaned on the walls of the car. Onichi's chakra was returning to normal and she was beginning to stir.
"W-where am I? Itachi? What the? Oh." She took one look at the driver and understood.
She smiled to herself.
"So what exactly was that back there" I spoke so only she could hear me. She gave me an odd look for a second then sighed.
"One of the many reasons I was in that room and not with all the other goodies."
I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh really? Can you tell me all the reasons you were there?" Her face split with a seductively evil smile.
"Maybe another time. Not now." She smiled and winked at me and I felt a sudden sense of fear flash through my heart. This girl was not normal.
We pulled up to the tattered house. The windows were boarded up and the grey paint was peeling off in places. It looked as though it hasn't been lived in for years.
"Well kids this is your new home. How do ya like it?" said the tall pierced ginger.
We all just stood in silence. Even Hidan could only get out a simple,
"Woooow..."
