Drunks, Demons, and Idiocy
Naruto and Sakura were on a mission.
Well, actually, they were not on a mission. They just decided to walk out of the village...
"Hey...Sakura...Sasuke is gone! Why?", Naruto said slurring his words while crying.
"Naruto...How many kids do I have again?", Sakura said wondering where her kids were.
"You...have kids?", Naruto said as his eyes widened (without a tear somehow).
"I think...", Sakura said as she started to think.
Naruto looked at Sakura; She looked back at him.
They randomly started laughing loudly together.
Naruto and Sakura were drinking...alcohol. This explains their stupidity.
They're not of age to be drinking. However, they were slipped the alcohol. By Sai.
"Naruto, I think I peed myself again.", Sakura said; completely drunk.
Naruto just started laughing as Sakura fell on the ground.
Naruto and Sakura have no idea where they are at.
Back at the Leaf, Tsunade heard of Naruto and Sakura's absence.
She demanded that Kakashi and Sai look for Naruto and Sakura.
"I didn't think they would just leave.", She said worried about the two.
"Do you think they went to look for Sasuke?", Tsunade asked hoping for an answer.
"No, they wouldn't do that. I'm almost sure about it.", Kakashi said.
"We will look for Naruto and Sakura, Lady Tsunade.", Sai said nodding his head at Kakashi.
"Let's go Sai!", Kakashi said; Sai and Kakashi disappearing from Tsunade's view.
Naruto and Sakura just kept walking.
They came across a staircase.
Sakura looked down the staircase to see blood at the end of the stairs.
"Naruto, where are we?", Sakura asked failing to mention the blood.
"We are...in the Leaf. Yeah, the Leaf Village.", Naruto said unsure.
Truth be told, They were not in the Leaf.
They were in a small town where everyone was brutally murdered.
Horrible time for Sakura and Naruto to be drunk.
Sakura was walking down the staircase to see what could possibly be down there. As she passed the first stair she tripped over her foot and fell down the stairs.
Naruto went an opposite way. Instead of going down the stairs, he saw, what looked like, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto wasn't sure of this. What he saw was only a shadow on the ground.
Sakura, completely drunk, got up and started walking again.
As she continued walking there was blood.
She saw a human girl who looked like she was bleeding from her head.
"Umm, are you okay?", Sakura asked the girl.
"Help! Please! They are killing everyone!", The girl said dropping on the ground.
Sakura quickly went over to the girl to she if she was all right.
She wasn't. She was dead. There was no hope for her. Sakura couldn't heal the dead.
Sakura looked completely confused. Wondering who she was and where Naruto was.
"Naruto!", Sakura screamed hoping to find him.
"Sasuke? Is that you?", Naruto asked looking at a shadow on the ground.
The shadow soon disappeared.
"What the-?", Naruto said interrupted by a strong hit to his head; making him fall to the ground.
Sakura saw even more blood as she continued to walk down the path.
She wondered where the killers were.
She is still drunk. She tried to concentrate. She needed to concentrate in order to figure this thing out. Also, if she needed to fight; the fight would go better with sobriety.
Sakura saw a shadow. It had horns...It almost looked demonic.
Sakura ran so she woudn't have to fight. She was drunk. She would only mess up and get herself killed.
She was freaked out a little. She wanted to know why this shadow had horns. It wasn't exactly human to have horns.
Sakura turned around to see if that thing was following her.
She was starting to walk backwards to keep an eye out.
She stopped as she noticed she backed up into something...
She then turned around to see who it was.
It was a guy. She was scared. Although, he looked human. He didn't have horns.
He was very tall though.
"Are you okay?", he asked the woman with pink hair.
He didn't know her name.
"Are you the guy who slaughtered all these people?", Sakura said as she held her hands up to fight.
"No, it wasn't me. Please put down your fists. I'm here with my team to fight this demonic being. He appeared out of nowhere. He started to attack us." The tall guy said looking at the woman with pink hair.
"Is...he a demon? Or some kind of monster?", Sakura said with a questioning look.
"I am not sure. I know this might be rude, but why do you smell of alcohol?", He asked the female.
"I...um...well...", She said completely thoughtless.
"Well, me and my friends were celebrating. We were celebrating after we completed a mission. We were always busy and didn't have time to relax and have fun." Sakura said.
"My friend Sai must have slipped me and Naruto alcohol while we weren't watching. I mean, me and him wouldn't just decide to drink. We are considered minors. Maybe Sai was playing around and wanted to see how we acted with alcohol in our systems. But still...", Sakura continued.
"N-Naruto?", The man stuttered. He was surprised to hear this name. The man knew of Naruto.
"Listen, I have to go back to my team. But I don't want to leave you here all alone...", The man said concerned for the girl.
"It's fine...", she said.
"How about I help you find Naruto and then I leave to find my team? You see, We were separated. That demonic thing with horns dropped a bomb on us. We had to run opposite ways to survive the bomb. ", the man said smiling at the girl.
"That seems perfect! Let's get a move on, shall we?", Sakura said with excitement in her voice.
The two started running further into the town.
"Kakashi-sensei! There is something I need to tell you.", Sai said with sadness in his voice.
"What is it, Sai?", Kakashi asked.
"Well, Sakura, Naruto, and I were celebrating for fun. I was playing around and I switched there green tea with alcohol. After they had their first drink of alcohol they were a little tipsy. Then they grabbed for some more.", Sai said.
"After we finished celebrating, we decided to go home and sleep. I said goodbye to Sakura and Naruto. They said they weren't ready for bed. So they decided to eat ramen. After that I thought they would go home and sleep. But I was wrong..." Sai said hoping to be forgiven.
"Sai, it's alrght. Our priority now is to find Naruto and Sakura.", Kakashi said; not a hint of anger in his voice.
"Right!", Sai said with a smile.
Naruto was knocked out on the ground, not from drinking, but the shadow with horns knocked him out.
Naruto finally woke up to see a woman with red hair looking at him with disgust.
"What the hell!", Naruto screamed with fear in his voice.
"Don't scream. I'm not a demon, you brat!", the female said looking at him with even more digust in her facial expression and voice.
"Um...who are you?", Naruto asked looking surprised.
"Look, it doesn't matter who I am. I came on this path to find some idiot sleeping on the bloody ground.", She said looking away from his face.
"I wasn't sleeping...I passed out...because I was drunk", Naruto said looking down at the ground while blushing at what he said.
"Wait...why was I drunk to begin with? Wait, where's Sakura?", Naruto said. He was starting to worry for Sakura's being.
"Hey, lady, can you help me find her?", Naruto said hoping she would say yes.
"Well, I did get lost...I will. Only because I am sure I'll run into my other teammates while helping you.", she said with a snobby look.
"Good! Let's go find Sakura!", Naruto yelled with excitement.
"Whatever!", the woman said with disbelief.
They started to walk down a path together.
The path was completely opposite from the path Sakura chose to walk down.
