Sometime during the Beacon Dance, there were two bumbling idiots. Their names were Cardin and Sky. Cardin hefted his giant ass mace over his shoulder, only for someone to brush by, making Cardin smack Sky across the dance floor with the mace.
Cardin glared at the person and went to attack, only for the person to be none other than Professor Ozpin with his signature, "get trolled," smile. Ozpin easily evaded Cardin's heavy attack, and then smacked Cardin with the speed and force of a bullet train where the sun doesn't shine.
Everyone stopped dancing when they heard a crack, looking towards the middle of the dance to see Ozpin's cane imprinted on Cardin's crotch region one second, the next by Ozpin's side. Then came the scream.
Cardin screamed to the high heavens, pained as all hell.
"FUUuUUUUUCKK"
That's when there was another sickening crack, as Ruby Rose stood nearby Cardin with the blunt end of her scythe imprinted in Cardin's crotch. "SWEAR," Ruby screamed at Cardin, who was doing the best impression of a person with scratched up vocal cords trying to speak.
That was when Glynda joined in.
Throughout the dance, Cardin's testicles were constantly harassed and abused.
The moral of the story? Don't try to attack Ozpin, don't swear, don't try to sound like a mute, and don't scream in pain.
Cardin learned that the hard way.
