Kuroi-Hello, all! Today, we will be enchanting you with..PARODIES!!!

Mai- God help me..

Kuroi-*glares daggers at Mai* ANYWAY, these fairy tales will be done by...the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!!! Role the red carpet, please!

*you see a limo in front of a red carpet leading to a huge room, with fangirls/boys on each side*

Kuroi- Here is... Yugi and Yami!!!

*Yugi steps out of the limo, confused, with Yami behind him*

Fangirls- EEEEE!!!!!

Yugi- Yami..I don't think we're in Japan.

Yami- RABID FANGIRLS!!!!! AHH!!! *fangirls clinging to elbows*

Kuroi- Eh heh heh... Now heeere's..Ryou and Bakura! YAY!!!!!

*Ryou gets pushed out of limo by Bakura*

Ryou- Eh....Hi, all! AHH!!!

*gets glomped by Kuroi*

Kuroi- I'll save you from those Ryou-loving-wannabes!

Bakura- Drop the hikari!

Yami Kuroi- 'KURA!!! *glomps Bakura*

Bakura- Can't...breathe..

Kuroi- Yami...you can hug him AFTER the fanfic is over!

Yami Kuroi- Aw..Okaaay..Then heeere's...Joey and Mai!!!

Kuroi- HEY! My line!

Mai- HOW DARE YOU ASSOTIATE ME WITH HIM!!!

Joey- Aw.C'mon, Mai.

Mai- *whacks him with purse*

Kuroi- Then again...Thanks, O Yami-gal!

Joey- Ooo..Look at the pretty birdies going around my head.

Kuroi- Okaaay...Anyway, next up is ANZU!!!

Crowd- BOO!!! *throws paper at her*

Anzu- HEY!!! It's not MY fault I'm made to look like an ass in the anime!

Crowd- *ponders this for a moment, then..* BOOOOO!!!

Kuroi- Don't worry, Anzu.. I like you in the manga..But, next is Tristan!!!

Fangirls- YAY!!!

Kuroi- Yes, the pointy-haired idiot!

Tristan- Thank you, thank- HEY!!!

Kuroi- Sorry, Trist-hair! Hon-hair, Hai-

Yami Kuroi- ANYWAY, here's....the Kaibba brothers! Yes, Seto, aka Turmoil, and Mokuba, aka Rocking Horse, Kaiba, aka Seahorse!

Kuroi- They don't want a lesson in Japanese!

Seto- GET ON WITH IT!!!

Kuroi- YOU WATCH MONTY PYTHON, TOO!?!?!?!?

Seto- *sweatdrop*

Mokuba- Hi, you all! Yup yup, I had loads of sugar before coming, yup yup!

Seto- Oh, no..

Kuroi- Heh heh heh..Anyway, heeere's MARIK AND MALIK!!! YAY!!!

Fangirls- *try to climb over barrier to get to them*

Kuroi- *punches girls, then glomps Marik and Malik*

Marik and Malik- *sweatdrop* Heh, heh...Hi, Kuroi...

Yami Kuroi- *rolls eyes* Any way, let's start the show!!!

Fangirls- YAY!!!

Kuroi- We'll have the all-mightly cute Ryou do the honors!

Ryou- *blushes* Kuroi and her yami don't own Yu-Gi-Oh-

Mai- Thank God!

Bakura- But, she does have us tied up in her basement!

Kuroi- Heh, heh, heh...