Sean: (yells) We're late!
(He was rushes out to the car. Rogue is right behind him, carrying Chibi chibi. They're on their way to the complex for some important presentation that Booker T was going to put on. They would have left and hour ago, if not for one little snag...)
Rogue: This is SO not my fault! (fastens Chibi chibi into her car seat)
Sean: First, you couldn't decide what to wear...
Rogue: I've never been to a mad scientist's invention presentation. I didn't know if it was fancy or not!
Sean: And THEN you had to go through your CDs... knowing it takes FOREVER for you to pick out just ONE!
Rogue: Hey! Less yellin', more drivin'! (hops into the passenger's seat) I'm sure we'll be there in no time.
(In the DLL Lounge, some of the WWE Superstars were congregated. They had been told... practically begged.. by Booker T to be there at noon for some show he was putting on. Something about a club or some other non-wrestling activity. Since most of them were quite familiar with the inhabitants of the Complex, they had arrived looking forward more to the visit than the presentation. Even Shane McMahon was in attendance... to support Booker T... at least that's the reason he kept giving. A few of the Divas were there as well... not necessarily invited by the supposed mad scientist.. They always had a way of inviting themselves. Stephanie McMahon had even weaseled her way into the building, clinging to her big brother Shane.)
Booker T: Superstars and Divas... I've gathered you all here today to witness my inclusion into the (dramatic pause) MAD SCIENTISTS CLUB!! (laughs maniacally)
Jeff: (whispers to Matt) Has he taken too many shots to the head?
Matt: (whispers back) I guess that's what makes him mad.
Shane: Umm.. Booker.. Maybe you should cut out the laugh.. it's scarin' some of us..
Booker: But.. I'm a mad scientist.. I have to have a mad scientist laugh... It's in the bylaws!
Stone Cold: Will you just get on with this! We haven't got all day!
Booker: Well, I did want to wait til the others got here to witness my genius...
Bradshaw: You mean those lovely ladies are gonna join us here?
Booker: Actually, they'll be here a bit later. But Rogue, Sean, and Chibi chibi should be here soon.. But I guess they can see the results of my hard work.
(He wheels in a cart with a large white sheet covering whatever was on top of it)
Booker: This is my new invention and my key to getting into the M.S.C. (pulls off the sheet) Well? What do you all think?
Edge: Well.. It certainly is big..
Trish: And shiny...
Taker: What does it do?
Kane: Maybe you shouldn't ask... Just smile and nod.
Booker: Well.. it would take too long to explain what this does to those who AREN'T mad scientists. So, I'll just show you.
(He pushes a few buttons on the machine and it begins to whir)
Booker: I hope you don't mind me not sticking around... I'll be right back to see if this works.
(He rushes out of the room.)
Scott Hall: I don't know about the rest of you, but I think this whole thing is stupid.
Rock: And you'd be the authority on stupid, wouldn't ya, Chico?
X-Pac: At least he doesn't refer to himself in the third person. What's up with that?
Hurricane: Hey! That's my line. Get your own.
Kane: He doesn't know about getting his own things.. He likes to steal things!
X-Pac: Ahh.. shuddup.. Ya got your mask back, didn't ya?
Kane: Yeah, but I had to disinfect it... Didn't want to get Weasel germs.
Big Show: He's no weasel. (turns to Nash) Aren't you going to stick up for your friends?
Nash: (rubs his chin, deep in thought) Well... He does kinda have some weasely aspects...
X-Pac: HEY!
Jericho: Hehehee... No honor among thieves, eh?
Hogan: Has anyone noticed that Booker's "invention" is making some funny noises? Maybe we should get outta here.
Taker: Since when has any of this attempts actually succeeded?
Jericho: Yeah... He'd have better luck getting struck by lightning!
(Suddenly, the room is surrounded in an eerie red light that soon fades. Booker T pokes his head into the room.)
Booker: (gasps) It worked...
(Sean, Rogue, and Chibi chibi run into the Complex)
Sean: Come on! Maybe we're not too late.
Rogue: (gasping for air) Hold on, will ya! I got a stitch! o_O (clutches her side and falls to her knees)
Sean: Besides, he wouldn't start without us would he? I wanna see what he's come up with now.
Chibi chibi: (skipping behind Sean) Wanna see! Wanna see!!
(Booker T comes running around the corner, jumping and screaming.)
Booker: I've done it! I'm a genius! They'll let me in for sure now!!
Sean: What have you done?
(After some time, Rogue finally catches up to the others.)
Rogue: Awww... Did we miss it?
Booker: Well, if you just go into the Lounge, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! I'm off to celebrate! (continues down the hall) Wooohooo!! I am The Man!!
Sean: I wonder what he did...
Rogue: Let's go see.
C.C: Go see! Go see!
(She runs ahead and opens the door to the Lounge)
C.C.: Yay!! Yay!!
Rogue: I wonder what she's so happy about.
(She and Sean finally get to the Lounge)
Rogue: Oh... my...
Sean: This can't be...
Rogue: My sisters are gonna be out for blood!
Sean: What happened to em?
(She grabs Sean by the front of his shirt and shakes him violently.)
Rogue: Fix it! We gotta fix it! (starts hyperventilating) Gotta fix! They'll be back soon! Gotta fix!
(Chibi chibi is surrounded by 20 kids her age)
C.C.: Can we keep em?
Sean: They're... kiddies!
Hunter: I'm not a kiddie! I'm da Game...
C.C: You wanna play?
Hunter: (really happy) Okay! ^___^
Jericho: I wanna play too!
(Chris turns to Chibi chibi)
Jericho: I can play, right?
C.C: Yeah! You wanna play Hide and Seek?
Jericho: Okay.. But I get to count!
Hunter: Why you get to count? I can count higher!
Jericho: But I can count louder!!
C.C: I know.. We ask Sean and Rogue-mama!
Jericho: (to Sean) I should count, right?
Hunter: No! Me!
Sean: Ummm... Well... What do you think, Rogue?
(Loud thud)
Sean: Rogue? Hon? (turns to where she was standing) Oh...
Hunter: Lady fall down...
Jericho: Go boom...
Sean: This is bad... Very bad...
