Here it is as i promised first chapter remade and ready to be read. as for all the characters I'm going to make them as least OOC as possiblr so Anko wont be getting all mushy as quick. anyways hope you enjoy it.

It was a dark cold night in the ninja world all was quiet except in one particular village which was known as the strongest of all. Though in this particular village you could see our favorite orange bright colored ninja also known as Naruto running away from a particular mob on his very own birthday.

"Why are you chasing me I haven't done anything to you! A boy that looked no older then 8 could be seen running away from people who looked more then pissed.

"Kill him he's the one responsible for my wifes death" you could hear a drunk villager screaming his lungs out as beer could be easily smelled in his breath.

As the boy kept running and kept watching behind him to see if the villagers would catch up to him he never noticed the teenage purple haired girl he was about to bump into.

"Stop it please I just wanted to see the festival please stop chasi..." Right before the kid could finish screaming in fear he had bumped right into the girl.

"Hey kid watch where your go... Hey your that one kid... What was your name again". Naruto took her confusion as an ok sign that she didn't want to hurt him and hid behind her. "Hey kid what're you doing.

"Hey the snake bitch is protecting the demon ass ho..." The villager couldn't finish his sentence as a kunai sliced the side of his cheek.

"Hey old man you haven't forgotten the law right. Anko said with a smile that promised the guy would wake up with something missing if he said what he just said again.

"Shut it you snake who...". Another kunai sliced through villager #2's cheek.

"Hey I'm really going to need these kunai later so please don't make me waste them on you". "Are you an Angel", Naruto looked up at Anko with stars that rivaled even the most beautiful ones in the sky. "Hey Gaki why are you still even hanging on to me as if I'm your mother.

"It's just two of them get them one of the villagers had screamed. "Hello there everyone what seems to be all the ruckus", you could hear Sarutobi's sweet but killer intent voice coming from an alley. "It's the 3rd everyone scram" the villagers all scattered in all directions.

"It seems no one wanted to say hi" the old wise man said. "Ah Naruto, Anko what are you two playing". "We're not playing old man the gaki apparently was running from the villagers who were obviously not in the greatest moods". "Oji-san!", Naruto ran and jump hugged Sarutobi. "Naruto how are you"? "I'm awesome Oji-san the angel... Anko-chan saved me". If you could see Anko's face you could see she was blushing but trying her hardest to hide it. "Yeah well I got to go, Gaki there made me drop my dango so I need to go buy me some more". "Hey Anko could you do me a favor"? "What is it old man". Anko turned around only to see see the hokages smiling that clearly meant she wouldn't like what he was about to say. "Could you take Naruto to see the festival with you"? "Shit, hell no I have enough name calling as it is! and, and... Oh yeah your Naruto", Anko bumped her fist on her other hand in a realizing matter. "See your good friends you even know each others names", Sarutobi started pushing Naruto towards Anko. "Come on Anko I would do it myself but I got some paper work to finish please, do me this favor and I'll pay for your dango for the next week". "Let's go Gaki we have alot to see". In less than a few seconds you could see Anko pulling Naruto's hand towards the festival and out of Sarutobi's seeing distance. "Aahhh yes what good friends...wait...What the hell did I just do"? The hokage just remembering how sadistic Anko was and forgetting she never played by anyones rules. "Oh well it's not as if she'll hurt him in any way Sarutobi thought hoping to god, Buddha or whatever was up there would protect Naruto. "Eat up Gaki you can do it" At a dango stand in the center of the festival you could see Anko sticking Dango down Naruto's throat making the ninjas around them begging the kyubii to save Naruto. (In Naruto's subconscious, *FUCK Y'ALL NINJA PUSSIES I AIN'T DEALING WITH THAT BITCH" the kyubii said and went back to sleep*) I think I prefer the villagers Naruto thought.

The next day

The next day after being filled with Dango Naruto woke not in his room but in the living room of Anko why you may ask.

Flashback

"Come on it was only 50 sticks of Dango, I can't carry your sorry carcus all the way home". "Tell that to my stomach you crazy dango fanatic". "Hey is that your apart... What had seen had surprised her so badly she couldn't even finish her question. "I guess they finally went and did it".

Did what? who? Anko asked frantically. " It's nothing I'll just go sleep at the hidden area of the the Forrest I always go to, no one will find me there goodnight Anko-san". As Naruto started walking away he was surprised as to feel Anko grabbing him and putting him over her shoulders".

"Hey what are you doing"? Anko asked surprised. "You need a place to stay don't you, you can stay with me tonight". Anko couldn't help but notice Naruto sniffing and tearing up though al she could see was his butt. "Hey Gaki why you crying for". "Your the only other person that's been nice to me besides Oji-San". Naruto said between sobs. "Ah shut it is just for the night until tomorrow when we talk to the old fart".

End Flashback

It was good to be able to stay at Anko's apartment, her sofa was actually more confy than his own bed that right now was nothing but dust. "Hey Gaki get dressed were going to the wrinkled brute". Anko appeared in the living room with nothing but a bra and a thong, Naruto couldn't help but blush when he saw Anko, Anko taking this chance to mess around with Naruto took it. "So you like what you see little perv?" Naruto got his clothes and ran past Anko. Hahahaha I got to remember he's still just a kid.

At the Hokage's Office

"So his apartment was burned down huh". Being pissed was an understatement the Hokage was Furious but with Naruto there he'd need to calm himself down. "I see well I guess there's no helping it, Anko how would you like to train Naruto. "FUCK YOU!" Anko replied and gave the 3rd the old good friend, the middle finger. "Wow thanks Anko you are so nice I'll treat you to Dango for the next month". Sarutobi smiled at Anko behind his chair and stayed as calm as possible"

"Hell no I am no God Damn baby sitter and even if the brat were to get stronger it won't help with the hatred of the village" Anko paused in sadness and replied, "I'm proof of it". "Look Anko tell me what would've happened if Naruto never went to the festival last night". A hint of guilt went pass Anko's heart but sadly replied, "he'd be dead right now". "Exactly, how about this Anko if you train him until he becomes Chunin I'll pay it as an S-Rank mission and I'll even pay your Dango for 1 year starting today". As Anko thought about it she kept looking at Naruto. Ok I just have a few conditions I choose the methods no one intervenes no matter how harsh my training methods are and when his academy teacher is chosen he will be living with me, after that he's on his own not until he becomes Chunin oh and I'm going to be borrowing the forrest of Death once in a while. "Deal... Wait what"? Before the Hokage could ask why the Forrest of death both Anko and Naruto were gone. "Shit that kids going to kill me when he finds out what this woman has planned for him" the hokage facepalmed his face, I'm sorry Minato" Sarutobi fell on his chair in defeat .

In training grounds seven

Naruto stares at Anko

Anko stares Naruto

Naruto stares back

Anko stares at Naruto

This goes on for a few more minutes

What the fuck do I have to teach a 7 year old brat like you. "Um I'm 8" Naruto commented back.

Anko: "How's your chakra"?

Naruto: "What's that"?

Anko: "Uh your stamina"?

Naruto: "I don't know"

Anko: Your affinity!, what is it? Naruto: What's affinity?

"Aaaaaaahhh!" I don't want to start from the basics! ok look I'll put it in small words so that even you can get it Chakra is that stupid energy thingy that helps you use jutsus such as fire, water, earth, wind and Lightning sometimes you can merge 2 of those elements to make something else but that's another subject, also your affinity is one of those elements that's yours to control and is easier to use better than others, your chakra helps you with stamina which is basically physical energy that lets you keep moving get it more chakra more power more chakra bigger boom! got it. Anko paused to see his reply. "Hai Anko-Sensei", Naruto replied in a happy manner. "Now I'm going to start with your physical strength so now go and do 2 laps around all of Konoha" Anko ordered. Hai Anko-Sensei!, naruto repled and took off.

1 hour later

"Anko-Sensei, I'm back" Naruto yelled from a distance. "What, he's done already. "Hey Gaki you sure you didn't cheat because and kid like you can't run Konoha in one hour let alone twice". "It was was easy Anko-Sensei especially since I don't have the anyone chasing after me". As Anko looked at Natuto she could see he wasn't lying.

"Ok let's try something out go stand over there at the clearing", she ordered. As Naruto was about to turn around a kunai went flying across his cheek.

"Gaki let's play a game its called dodge or die". When Naruto turned around he could see 5 sacks of kunai filled up to the top. "Um Sensei I don't think this game is safe". Fuck that Gaki, if you can't even dodge a simple kunai you aren't fit to be a shinobi", and just for complaining I'm going to add some fire on these babies", as Anko poured fire chakra into the 1st 4 kunai in her hand she started throwing kunai after kunai towards Naruto. Where are the villagers when you need them Naruto cried internally.

2 hours later

"YOU DIABOLICAL SNAKE LADY!" you could hear Naruto screaming. After Anko had run out of Kunai she had resorted to throwing snakes and sometimes king cobras. "What ever happened to Anko-Sensei?" Anko said in an evil and playful matter, "I can't believe he's still dodging my attacks even after 2 hours, this kids got some major stamina", Anko had said in her head." I'll give you back your damn title back when you stop with the snakes for crying out... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh", Naruto wailed at the heavens as a snake had successfully latched onto his right but cheek. "Ok Gaki trainings over meet me here tomorrow for chakra training."

As Naruto was walking home he couldn't help but notice a boy spitting fire out of his mouth. "Wow that's awesome". Curiosity got the best of him and went to the lake where the kid that looked his age training but Naruto didn't notice a old man right behind him.

"Now then... that's my boy", the old man had said in praise to his son and kept walking away. "Hey you that was awesome was that a fire jutsu can you teach me please?" Naruto had stopped hiding behind the bushes and ran towards the boy with burn marks on his face. "What the hell, hey you're Naruto right?" Fugaku pointed at Naruto. "Yeah so what old man?" A tick mark could clearly be seen appearing on the old timers face. "Do you know who you're talking to brat?" "Yeah an old fart". Fugaku instantly bonked Naruto in the head, "I'm the head of the Uchiha Clan, Uchiha Fugaku remember it brat!". In an instant Naruto had a big bruise on his head and tear droplets threatening to come down.

"This old fart doesn't seem to hate me", Naruto thought. "Hey dad do you know him yeah more or less, I knew his father and moth... Ah shit I can't talk about that" Fugaku said out loud accidentally. "You knew my parents?" Naruto asked. "Yeah they were good people is all I can tell you, come on Sasuke let's go" Fugaku ordered and started walking away again. "Hi my name is Sasuke Uchiha what's yours?"

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki I'm going to be Hokage one day believe it". "That's crazy but good luck". "Hey do you think you could later teach me that jutsu you did in the lake?" Sure why no... "Sasuke!" Fugaku called after Sasuke once again. "Well got to go.

The next day you could see Naruto falling of a tree and landing on wire that electrocuted him in an instant. "Come on Gaki, Kakashi can keep shocking you all day". The next day after Naruto had met Sasuke he had gotten to a clear forest ground where Anko had told him to meet her.

Flashback to a few hours ago

"You want me to climb trees that's easy", Naruto was about to climb the tree when he tripped on a wire that was completely surrounding the whole area around the tree. "What's this"? "

"Naruto this is a special wire that is going to be used in your training unfortunately for you, you won't be climbing trees with your hands, you'll be doing it with your feet only". "What" Naruto looked Anko as if she were speaking alien . "I'll explain in a few seconds".

"Hi Anko sorry I'm late a black cat crossed my road so I had to take the long way". "No you're not late Kakashi in fact your just in time", Anko looked at Kakashi with an evil smile (Anko knows of Kakashi's schedule and lied about the timing making Kakashi on time). "Hey that's Naruto what's he doing here". "Kakashi I need your help I'm trying to teach Naruto about the climbing trees exercise" . "Isn't he too young to be doing this". "You teach your students your way let me teach mine my way", Anko look at Kakashi as if he would wake up with a new slimy buddy if he asked anything else . "Ok whatever why do you need me for though"?

Flashback end

Every time Naruro would fall of the tree he'd be shocked by Kakashi who would use some of his lightning to shock Naruto through the wire that was later all around the floor of the tree. "Hey Naruto how shocking you still haven't even gotten halfway up the tree yet hahahahaha" anko laughed at her own pun. "That's the worst pun I've ever heard" Kakashi sweat dropped.