Pirates and Companions
The Adventures of Jayne Cobb and Doc Nightshade
Category:
Firefly
Title: Pirates and Companions
Chapter:
1
Chapter Title: The Chase is On
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count:
Genre:
Romance/Adventure/Comedy/Smut/Violence
Rating: Fiction
Rated: M
Summary: Rated M for Smut/Violence Rayne,
Doc/Kaylee, Mal/Inara, Zoe/Wash, Book
Set in The Doc Nightshade
Verse AU 9 months after BDM. Follows Striking the Balance. All
married off and kids coming, Prosperous, If sexin bothers ya, keep
movin Kaylee and River say. Working together having fun but Mal gets
stupid once in a while. Jayne's Killer Gunslinging School. Doc and
Wash Getting tough. Upgraded Ship, Incorporated and Based on
Persephone.
Disclaimer: Not mine All hail Joss. Joss is boss , but I like my Verse better. If I made money would it be as fun? Don't Applaud Throw Money!
Chapter One
The Chase is On
Set up visual:
Out in space you see Serenity coming toward you, it passes under you with it's engine lights burning and spinning, leaving glowing particles in it's wake.
Cut to cockpit.
Captain Reynolds sat strapped in the pilot seat of Serenity hands clutching
the control yoke. On his screen was a ship coming in from behind him and gaining. Throwing the throttles to full burn and dialing back the grav dampeners a bit to give himself more feel of the controls in the seat of his pants he hits the com switch and announces.
"Everybody strap yourselves in! I got some seriously heroic evasive flying to do. We got company, appears they want to come knock on the door. I don't aim ta let them.". And he pulled his harness tighter.
The com blips and Inara Reynolds says, "Oh Mal not again.",
Voice tinged audibly with fear. "Zoe and I are secured in your bunk and we locked the hatch". Inara sobs.
Then Zoe voice sobs wobbling fearfully. "Captain please keep the babies we're carrying safe!.", sounding even more terrified than the former companion.
"Ladies they gotta come though me ta get to you, It might get choppy. After a pause he says with true love and passion" 'Nara, Woman I love ya,"
With a sob she says "Love you too Capt'n Tightpants keep us safe!" and the com blips off.
Mal looks up over the control panel into the cockpit lounge area and eight pairs of very pretty but terrified eyes meet his. They don't know what's going on but if a former companion and a brave woman like his first mate locked themselves behind a hatch it must be pretty bad indeed.
"Ladies best be pulling those belts tight, gonna be a thrilling ride till I can shake these buggers." They scramble to follow his order terrified like never before in their young lives.
One of the girls gathers enough courage to speak.
"Could it be reavers, Captain Mal? Her fear obvious.
"Could, but might be worse than that.".
Worse than Reavers! If those women looked scared before. The look they had now made earlier look calm and serene. Several were quietly praying and one passed out dead away. The rest were in tears
And he stands on a pedal twisting at the yoke hard and Serenity rolls and shakes to a different heading like a roller coaster going too fast to turn. He looks at the screen and goes pale and curses "Ai ya, wo mun wan leh. , We're finished. There's another one they're driving us toward.". And a terrified wail arises from the lounge.
Further back in Inara and Mal's bunk Zoe and Inara are sitting up strapped to the bunk watching a small portable cortex screen intently. Zoe says I'm glad I got to go pee first before all this damn thrilling flying.' sounding annoyed. "Ya Zoe me too. I think this one punches on my bladder for fun. Inara said just as annoyed .
Suddenly over the open cortex feed come a truly terrifying and mournful sound shrieking and screaming of a woman clearly being tortured to death "No more, No more." And keens higher sharply before the Captain cuts the feed.
"Gorram Rim Pirate Slavers." he growls. "I don't shake them loose might not go well for you." The Captain tells the girls.
And just that fast he's flying like a madman. Flipping switches and muttering curses as the ride gets even more exciting and intense.
There's a loud bang and Serenity shudders and suddenly goes dark and they could hear the engine spinning down. And the emergency power comes on line bathing the cockpit in blood red light.
A wave pings on the cortex feed and Mal flips the switch."Who are you and what do you want!" Mal growls.
A gravely voice cold and malevolent says, "Firefly transport, You're adrift. Do not attempt to restart your engine, or we'll breach yer hull. You're under our guns . Just as easy to lift precious in a hard vac. But you won't care no more.".
"Assemble everyone in your cargo bay unarmed or there will be blood. Starting with yours."." We're boarding.". And something bumps Serenity.
"Understood" Mal growls into the mic.
Blackout,
Ok home viewers lets all sing the theme song!
Take
my love, take my land
Take
me where I cannot stand
I
don't care, I'm still free
You
can't take the sky from me
Take
me out to the black
Tell
them I ain't comin' back
Burn
the land and boil the sea
You
can't take the sky from me
There's
no place I can be
Since
I found Serenity
But
you can't take the sky from me...
And a pause for station Identification
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Visual
Mal gets a fancy pistol from under the console, hides it under his shirt.
Change camera to corridor looking up toward bridge.
Mal and girls leaving bridge. Pan camera and follow continues to cargo bay bottom floor.
Dialog starts as they leave bridge.
"Captain? What will happen to us? " The brave trainee asked?
"Pretty as y'all are probable made love slave ta some rich and evil man." Mal stops and looks at the girls. "What ever happens don't say anything bout 'Nara an Zoe. Them not knowing they're here might be of use to us. Dong ma?"
And eight heads nodded as Mal headed to the cargo bay.
After just a little bit there was a loud bang on the hatch to shuttle two and it opened and five characters right out of a cortex vid entered the bay.
First was a big muscular man carrying a bigger gun.
A scary lookin waif of a girl in black leather and boots covered in shiny guns and knives.
Next was a shorter man. But looking fierce and wanting to kill something. And well armed.
Then there was a shuai refined looking man in a black duster and black gambler hat with the biggest pistol the girls had ever seen and holding a long thick gold chain over his other shoulder that was attached to a beautiful almost naked slave girl's collar. Even though she was in chains she looked happy to be with the man holding it.
All the men had big evil looking mustaches just like on the cortex dramas.
Mal pulled his fancy pistol but the little man pulled first and fired.
"I got shot," Mal said like he was surprised. And fell down.
And the small mean looking shooter ran down and got Mal's pistol.
"Good shot Dead Eye." the big guy and the leader said at the same time.
Scary girl secured the girls wrists with plastic bondage tape.
Little guy said "Do we get to kill, pillage and rape now?".
Big guy said "We tried it your way last time. This time we Rape first, pillage and don't kill em, they could bring good coin. Sides it were no fun ta rape em after they was dead". The big guy laughed evilly.
"We do it his way Dead Eye.". Said the shuai leader of the pirates.
Little guy looked disappointed and sad but said "OK."
What ya gonna name this one Dead Eye? The leader asked laughing.
Little guy counted on his fingers humming the alphabet song. "Suzy." He said all smiles.
Scary girl looked at the girls. Spinning a wicked huge shiny evil looking knife in her hand. "an o'i ave one boss?" she asked in a heavy rim accent.
Big guy looked excited and asked "Ya gonna sex her Scary? If ya are I wanna watch."."Maybe." she said and walked to the brave one and ran the false edge of her blade on her face and neck, "Maybe o'i just cut on one a lil ta ear tha noise she'd make.". And she smiled evilly.
The main breaker reset itself and power came back on line. Lights atmo pumps and engine noises started back up.
Suddenly Inara and Zoe both about six months pregnant pop up and hose the pirates down with suppressed machine pistols
Big guy and scary girl fell, little guy was next.
Slave girl pulled a small pistol from nowhere and shooting back pulled the boss pirate slaver back to the hatch and the door closed, then there was the sound of the shuttle retracting.
Inara walked to little guy and said you shot my man, Die. And shot him, picked up scary girls knife cut brave girl free said want a souvenir? And handed her the knife. "Get the others free and go lock yourself on the bridge until me or Zoe come to get you.".
The trainees hauled ass getting back to the bridge.
The dead guys stood up and River said "Thank you for playing with me Daddy!" and kissed Mal on the cheek. Grabbed her husband and went to shuttle one and locked the door.
Zoe asked Wash "You ok husband?".
He said "I'm fine did you see me plug Capt'n Dead Ass?".
Mal took off his stained shirt and already had bandages on his chest
"Ya got me Dead Eye" Mal laughed.
"Well they will always remember this trip." Inara laughed
Wash snuck up to their bunk and closed the door behind him looking at Suzy, nice gun he thought I'm getting better at this.
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Doc hit the controls to retract shuttle two, and turned off the cortex game they used to send false data to the bridge. When he turned around Kaylee was standing there still in her little slave girl outfit. She had one hand on her hip and was twirling a length of her neck chain, and wiggling her hips. All he could think about was the time she wore that rig out on the town with him in Eavestown.
He had the rig special made of real gold just after they married. In fine engraving in English and Chinese it said "Kaylee property of Dr. S. Nightshade Reward If Found and his cortex number.". She loved telling folk she was a chained love slave to a former pirate slaver who stole her heart and married her. It was his cover to disappear as Simon Tam.
"Lil darlin you mind telling me why you're standing there lookin like I owe you something?" he laughed.
"Well I did touch iron an spent bullets ta save ya in that ill fated attack jes now. An pulled you out a line a fire. Ya do owe me! Good and proper." she said with a laugh.
"An what ya want ta even the accounts girl?". He leered at her.
"Wanna chain me ta th engine core an have your evil way with me Doc? Ain't no room to stand up in there on this dinky shuttle but I didn't plan on needin to stand.".and smiled suggestively.
"How bout I put on some appropriate music?". He grabbed the chain and reeled her in and kissed her while getting a nice hand full of her breast.
"Oh Doc since when you bin propriate?" and snaked her hand down his trousers and grabbed his dick firm like.
"Find anything you like girl?" he asked.
"Yep an don't need no music. We'll fire the core and spin it up a lil, all the music I need, you know it lubes me. Come on." and she hauled him to the back of the shuttle never loosening her grip.
She released her hold and crawled through the small hatch and intro the engineering space. Simon followed close behind enjoying the view.
A flip of a switch had the core idling and she tweaked the settings till the engine hummed at the right harmonic she could feel inside her body. It wasn't loud it was just the right wavelength to feel inside and that ability was why she was so good diagnosing Serenity. Happy the engine was spinnin in the nether quivering range she settled into the little nest they set up a while ago. There was plenty of room for both and could do just about anything but stand up all the way. It was Kaylee and Doc's not quite so secret spot. The others knew if they couldn't find them they were here and left them alone. This was where she hid some of her treasures. It was the beating heart of Doc's pirate slaver ship in her fantasy verse and they came here often. They had hidden here sexin and resting for the last couple of days till it was time for the pirates attack.
"Well girl I best repay you for saving my life and all." growled the Doc low and hooked the end of her chain into the hook Kaylee had welded after much careful planning to the bulkhead.
Doc grabbed the front of her little outfit and ripped it right offa her while he man handled he rough but gentle. And told what he was gonna do to her, an how nobody could hear her or save her. All of it together had her juiced up powerful bad. She helped him get as naked as she was quick as a wink.
She hung his two favorite girls up in their spot. Layli and Kaywinnet the big Callahan pistol Jayne had gave him that had Simon engraved on it. Doc put her name on both with a surgical laser tool and he took hours doing it in the sick bay. Said he wanted them to always be on there. She thought it was shiny.
"Brace yourself darlin."and he dove at her.
"No no help" she squealed and the talking was over. He went right to work on her. grabbin her boob rough he gave her a kiss quick and slid down her body.
She liked the feel of his mustache and not so fresh shave. And twitched as he rubbed up against her rough but soft. And he dove down and stated licking her nethers. His tounge started to rub on her swollen nubbin and she started to squeak and wiggle around.
Simon knew what that squeak was and stated humming deep and tuneless while he licked her faster and faster. She started to moan loudly and felt down for him." I'm ready Doc. Come here." she said.
Doc was ready too so her mounted her hard but slow and thrust in time with throb of the engine. He rode her with firm long thrusts until her hand stretched out and landed on the small box that she installed as carefully as the mount for her chain and turned a small knob. The secondary drive adjuster made the engine turn faster as she spun it up. Simon kept time with it like the metronome that was on the piano growing up. Kaylee's breath came rapider and she increased the speed. He kept pace and rode her harder. The string of lights she had put up glowed brighter from the power surge since the drive wasn't engaged.
She kept bumping it up and he rode her faster and harder grunting with pleasure. The hum of the core and a louder squeak, grunt, squeak, grunt. Filled the little engineering space. She started to quiver and bumped it one last time.
Simon was pounding into her fast and hard when she came. He was pretty close behind and then the breaker in the power shunt popped and the lights and core shut down. Kaylee laughed in the dark. Flipped on a flashlight located in the perfect place and looked at the dial. Said "Twelve percent under red line Doc. We gotta install a heavier breaker." and they both laughed.
Inara and Mal were on the bridge when the overload hit the shuttle and sounded the alarm on the console. When it started buzzing the companion trainees started to panic except for the one holding the big knife, she looked pissed Mal thought.
Inara killed the alert and told the girls, "That was just a warning alarm for the electrical system, every thing's fine girls." and hit the switch pulling shuttle two in snuggly.
Simon felt the shuttle mate up and said "must have set off the alarm." and laughed. Kaylee was still naked and getting the breaker changed as he held the light for her. "Best fix my ship girl, worse than me out here in the black." he growled. "Aye Aye Capt'n Hard Ass." she giggled. Flipped a switch and every thing started up again. "Second one ya own me today. Keepin ya runnin in th black an all." and she closed in to collect.
River locked the hatch of shuttle one after Jayne got through it. Pulled the blackout shade over the view port and turned to Jayne.
You let Wash get that shot off.
Yeah I did. It got him a new girl and he did right fine with his aim. If that was real ammo Mal would be in tha Pearly Gates talkin ta Saint Peter. He took
out Mal fair and clean, he's getting pretty good. I'd be comfortable on a job with him.
Make sure you tell him that in front of Mal and Zoe husband.
She walked over to the cold box opened a beer took a big drinkflipped on the music system and walked back. Handed him the bottle and said 'Ow'd ya like me ta dance for ya husband?". "Shiny" he said and drank.
There was a big mirror on the wall with a stretch bar waist high she used for her ballet exercises. Jayne had installed it after the move into the new ground space. Inara didn't use it anymore as an office. She stretched for the space of the song that was playing and got limber. Jayne sat on the folding sofa bed and watched her git all bendy.
She moved to a vertical pole she asked him to put in after she saw how a dancer could use it after one night on the town. She had made an attempt at emulating the dancers at the club that night but without removing clothing.
He carried her out and they ended up having sex against a wall in the alleyway.
It was an effective way to arouse him She added a weapons removal procedure that had increased the arousal effectiveness significantly. She removed her holster and hung up her Dancing Girls.
A fast song with a double base beat started. And she looked at him and started to dance. She threw the knives in her jacket at a board next to the hatch in a one two with the beat.. Thump thump pause, Thump thump pause, Thump thump pause, knives stuck into the board as she looked him in the eye. She could feel the need in him and removed the jacket. She removed the rest of her outfit the same way and soon was down to her boots and garters stockings and panties.
So gorram sexy baby girl. Come here you can leave some of them on.
Not yet, worked hard choreographing this want you to see it in entirety.
Jayne nodded and sipped the bottle she had given him and watched her intently. The music changed to a faster song and she spun and worked the pole with an animal look on her face. Gorram! She has so flexy and bendable.
River planted a foot and pulled her other leg over her head on the pole and cartwheeled off the pole. Twirling wildly she shed more blades into her target with unerring accuracy.
Need to remove pants
Jayne did need to be told twice and shucked em quick like.
She did a stutter step forward and stretched into a walk over back flip tossed the last two knives and dropped into the splits and bounced. Rolled on her back with her feet in the air and shook her hips at him from the floor. Knowing he couldn't take much more she bounced up and leaped at him and he caught her by the hips as she landed in front of him. He looked at her with glazed eyes and tore the panties off her.
"O'i been bad husband, doin a bit of cock teas'in." She laughed and he slapped her ass. She pushed him back and got him where she wanted him and straddled his lap. Reached behind herself and got him lined up and planted herself smoothly but hard on top on him.
He growled as she impaled herself on his John Thomas. She put her tiny hands on his shoulders and he fondled her breasts. She gasped loudly when he tweaked her nipples hard but continued her dance on his lap. Wiggling and bouncing her hips with wild abandon in time with the music. When the song ended she just slowly rolled her hips as she idled looking him in the eyes like she was hungry and he was on the menu.
The next song was fast and she danced on him like a wild demon with an evil looking smile. He thought he was gonna pop but the song ended and she stopped completely and waited for the next song, she wanted to make it last. The next song was slow and she just barely moved on him and started kissing him letting him back off from the edge.
Another fast song started playing and she reached out with her mind and synced herself with him and played him like a fine well muscled instrument.
They exploded together a few minutes later and collapsed together at the same time.
MINE they both thought at the same time as they faded out breathless.
Zoe came down the ladder into the bunk. Wash was making room for his new gun on the peg board mounted on the bulkhead next to the shelves full of dinosaurs.
"What's the name of the other woman husband?". Zoe asked.
"This ones Suzy, Lamby Toes." he smiled thinking he would have to get another toy dinosaur to match it up with.
"Nice shooting Dead Eye, I'll have one named after me in no time." she said as she kissed him. Pulling away she said, "This has got to go first.".and pealed his evil mustache off setting it next to a dinosaur on the shelf. She walked over and got something out of a drawer and handed it to him.
"Shiny" Wash said as he looked at the new toy dinosaur, and placed on the shelf.
She pushed him on the bed and showed him how much she loved him.
Fadeout
Inara Reynolds sat across from the head training mistress at the training house on Sihnon.
"Angela showed extreme courage under stress I think she would be a good candidate for the advanced program." "Grace this is going to be the last trip until after the baby comes." she smiled at her old friend. "I can't take any more pirates attacks until then." and she laughed.
"That's for the best Inara, the stories of your husband's heroics are getting to be a regular living legend with the trainees. Best we let that die down a bit.'"Grace Saphos smiled as she set the capture of the attack down. "I appreciate all your help these last few months, but I'm not happy losing you as a steady transporter."
"Well I have a plan for that too." Inara said and proceeded to explain it to her friend smiling and rubbing he swollen belly.
They were headed back to Persephone with a load of specialty's and luxury goods later that same day.
The crew was all together in the downstairs lounge. Simon was playing the electric piano with Kaylee sitting next to him. Jayne and River were snuggled up on the couch. And Mal and Wash were sliding a bottle back and forth and playing cards with Zoe and Inara at the table.
"Wash that was good shooting the other day, got the Capt'n dead to rights. Good job!" Jayne said. You could see the man puff up proud with a big smile.
"You'd have ended me for sure Dead Eye." Mal smiled sliding the bottle back his way. Mal said as Zoe and Inara beamed at them both.
"Capt'n, Inara and I had a rough time with the flying the other day.". Zoe said.
"It might be time for a little break until after the babies are born." Inara hinted.
"Guess you could rest at the holding a while but we have a contract to move goods with the guild so we got to keep flying the boat. Don't like the thought of leaving you alone though.?" Mal said thinking.
"Don't want to be away from Zoe either sir." Wash said.
"The kids could keep the contracts filled in our place." Mal started. Knowing he was having wiles used on him he smiled. "Guess we should get another boat, ain't givin mine up worked too hard for her." he finished.
"Don't expect you to know where we could find one do you "Nara?" Mal asked
"On Beylix my Pa found nother Firefly 03 like Serenity!" Kaylee blurted out by accident and said "Sorry 'Nara I slipped," She said guiltily after giving away the whole plan.
"We best be getting there then after we deliver on Persephone." Mal smiled at Inara.
Fade to exterior and watch Serenity sailing away into the distance, drives lit.
Cue end theme
roll credits
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