Dislaimer: I d-dont own nothing S-Sharona. I m-mean you.
A/N: What can I say?I love Monk and Sharona....it this story there are going to be together...in the next chapters...there will be next chapters...of course only if you will review...You will review, right?PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Make insane girl happy ,
"That's not a good i-idea Sharona"
"Of course it's not a good idea. I must have been stupid to think it's a good idea"
He just stood in the vestibule. He always just stood, always perfectly straight, and wait for things to happen. In was SO in his style.
"Taking you to the mall must be bad idea. Taking you anywhere near people is bad idea in fact..."
Now he looked hurt.You never seen something or someone alike Monk when he was hurt. He would never admit it of course, but then he was doing those puppy-eyes of his, so you can't resist no more and feel nothing but guilt. Corners of his lips are getting down immediatelly, so they look as some kind of horseshoe, he starts to squint his eyes and there he stoods. I swear, when you see him that way, all you want to do is hug him and tell him how sorry are you. It can drive you crazy instanlty. Good she's already got blockade. At least sometimes.
"Oh, I was just joking. You know what joke means?"
"Yes"
He slightly , we have to do big shopping"
"D-Did you take wipes?"
Now she was getting annoyed. This guy was...was...he was Adrian.
"Come!"
She grabbed his arm, and after shooting the door AND assuring Adrian that she really brought a lot of wipes, placed him in the car. Ride with Adrian in your car was also nothing you would usually call ordinary or soothing. She promised herself to count every time Adrian said something about driving too fast, too slow, watching for old ladies or young boys e.t.c. next time. She was curious if he have ever seen 'Keeping up apperances'. One day she's going to watch it with him, and laugh her ass off. Revenge is the sweet.
They finally get to the mall.
'Now it will start' She thought to herself.
They get themselves into the big building. Mall was full of people trying to find bargains, fresh fruits or the legendary, hidden toilets.
"I-I'm not going there S-Sharona" he said "It's just...uhm...it's crowd"
"Adrian, we're in the mall" she emphasized the word 'mall' "It is supposed to be crowded. That's how mall works in America"
"I-I will just wait here Sharona. You go s-shopping"
"And what'd you're going to do here? Count the parking poles?"
"N-no Sharona, there are 2.894 parking poles here" he smiled "What's the s-sense in counting them if you alredy know how many there are?"
"Arghhh...I don't want to know"
She grabbed him once again and started dragging him further into the shop. It was going to be LONG shopping.
