Hello my crazys :P this is my 2end attempt at making a Pokemon flic after the last one was god awful. How awful you ask? Well...
N: *walks onto stand-up comedy stage* it was so bad they hired it to do oaks voice in the new English dub!
audience: *applause*
N: it was so bad, it was the reason for Arceus nearly destroying the human race!
audience: *applause*
N: it's soooo bad, it ALMOST makes Luvdisc look like a good Pokemon!
Audience: *rofl-ing all over the bloody place*
See what I mean? So without further adoo-
Adoo: oh my name is adoo! :D
*shoots Adoo with bfg9000* we will start this.
*miles above the surface: speed 200miph*
"stupid Latios he thinks he better then me because Arceus likes him more!" I said mostly to myself out of anger. My name is Latias the legendary Pokemon, im a psychic/dragon type and I come from the Hoean region. If you where to ask me how old I was i'd be listing the number for a while but if you where to go by my maturity level and compare it with a human, im about 14 years old. Im allways in the shadow of "the almighty Latios" my guardian and big brother, who at the moment is really dissing me off, (man im saying such strong language, I need to really get anger management from Manaphy when I can.) I just got out of huge fight with Latios after he refused to let me leave the Kento region ever sense we moved here. He keeps talking about how ill get caught and traded for a yellow Ratata why would any human do something like that? So out of anger I ran away when he was busy beating some red head with a black jacket to a pulp, and fled to mount silver. I always find some peace in a strange smelling forest I found a-few weeks ago, it smells like no other part of the entire world, I wonder why?
*1 mile away from civilization in the woods: speed 7 mph*
"screw school, screw social life, screw this bloody state, screw the rules (I have money)" I screamed mainly to the heavens due to the time I've had at life that best be described as "wild zubat appeared". Im a nerd in a middle of nowhere meaning that im the only one, everyone else is a hunter or some sports nut or a f***in cod fanboy. My name is not important but people call me bc, I have dark hair and im reasonably tall. At the moment I have on a green hat, blue jeans and a black t-shirt, all of which are covered in mud and a bit of blood. You see as im the only geek im picked on... a lot and I just got back from a nice "pow-wow" with the foot ball team of my high school. After I peed blood I decided to head home to sleep it off only to be met with my dad whom is disgraced in me being a geek and wishes he never had bought me a pikachu n64 when I was a kid. so I deiced to just get on my mountain bike and gtfo of the heck I call home. now im in a part of the woods I don't recognize and I can tell no hunters have come this way do to all the deer poop im riding though, and it smells strange, more fresh air then I have ever breathed before... wonder why?
*hall of origins*
in the hall of origins the place in the heavens that helps keep time, space, sub-space, life, will-power, basically everything needed to live the legendary (minus Latias) have gathered for a important moment... twister.
"OK left hand green" a large red dinosaur like creature said
"your killing me Groundon.. arrhhgg!" shouted a blue monster with a blue diamond in it's chest as it stretched to follow the command sent to him.
"hey bro your messing me up!" badgered a pink monster with pearl shoulders as the blue creature finally made it
"um guys I feel like im gonna... ahh ahhh ahhhh" began a black and red creature with a yellow head only to be stopped from sneezing by the pink creature
"AAACHHOO" sneezed the pink creature as he retracted his arm causing all three of them to fall onto each other creating a blast of energy equal to that of a fart from a sumo that just got back from a burrito convention.
*bc's location*
"that's wired its just started thundering but there ain't a cloud in the sky... apparently im from Texas." I said as a loud thunder blast went through the air around me. "guess I should try to wait it out or go h-" I began as a strike of lighting hit me dead-on, giving me a outro of darkness then redness then whiteness.
*latias's location*
"uh-oh I feel a lot of thunder and lightning coming. Guess I should go back to the hall of o-" I started as I was hit with lightning as powerful as that from zapdos causing me to black out
*top of mount silver*
"hmm that was a large thunderbolt do you want to go check it out pika?" I asked my loyal companion and starter Pokemon.
"pika pi chuu." spoke the yellow rodent on my shoulder as he and his trainer, the legendary red from pallet town, me, jumped from our perch to look in a strange forest.
So what did you guys think? Love? Hate? Arrow to the knee? Let me know via the review box. And if you like it it be nice if you faved or subed. Also I will need a nick-name for Latias as bc is to lazy to say the whole name, ideas would be appreciated
