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Author's note:
This chapter doesn't have any T-rated material, at least I don't think it is, but I'm rating it T for future oneshots to come. I know a few are going to have to have T, so I'm just rating it that now so I won't forget.

WARNING: Mentions of SuFin in this chapter. If you're sensitive to yaoi, I suggest that you don't read this one.


Sealand's on a Boat

It was no secret that Sealand was not recognized as a nation by the other nations, but that didn't stop him from attending world meetings. Hey! He was technicallya country and he was going to show it to the others. Sure, his country was made of steel rather than actual terrain, but he was still a country.

When no one had volunteered to speak their points, Sealand raised his hand eagerly. He had been planning this forever. It was most definitely a life-changing proposition; he couldn't wait to tell the other nations about his plan.

Though, despite waving his hand back and forth impatiently, no one seemed to notice him.

What was he? Canada?

"Excuse me!" Sealand yelled as loudly as his twelve-year-old voice would allow him. He stood up, ready to tell everyone about his plan.

Finally, the other nations noticed that he was there.

"Is that Canada?" England asked, obviously confused.

"I'm Sealand!" The boy replied, "I have news to tell everyone. I am officially changing my national anthem from E Mare Libertas to I'm on a Boat."

"By The Lonely Island?" America asked excitedly.

Sealand nodded in agreement.

"Wh-when did he listen—Sweden?" Finland looked shocked that his adopted—bought from the Internet—son was listening to such explicit music. The Finnish nation stared at his husband, expecting an answer.

Sweden, who sat beside his "wife," just shrugged, "Dunno."

"What does everyone think of my new anthem?" Sealand asked with a smile plastered on his face.

The other nations ignored him and went back to important matters.


Author's note:
ENGLAND! Y U NO REMEMBER UR LUV CHILD W/ AMERICA?

Anyway...Can you guys tell that I love The Lonely Island? Nope, okay. I have, like, fifteen more planned oneshots to post in this story, so hopefully I'll get my lazy butt to write at least one of them soon.