Dan Hibiki vs Seth

A little something for fans of Dan Hibiki. Yes I do know Dan is a joke character, but his moves aren't that useless and he can actually be mastered given the time and patience, and it is possible to reach Seth in Street Fighter 4 as him. (It's not that hard really) His status as a joke character is usually over exaggerated.

This takes place in the final stage in Street Fighter 4

Seth stood watching over Dan Hibiki. He made an evil laugh and said.

"I'm impressed you made it this far." Seth jumped down. "Show me your power. All of it!"

"You moves will never be good enough! Saikyo arts wins, baby!" Dan shouted.

"Oh really?" Seth smiled. "Well it's a good thing I received that update earlier today! Perhaps I'll copy your moves and find out just how great they are!"

"And how do you intend to do that?" asked Dan.

"By THIS!" Seth shouted and performed the Tanden Stream move on Dan. "Become a part of me!"

Dan got sucked into Seth's stomach. "Whoa…..WHOA!" he screamed.

Once Dan was in Seth's stomach. Seth said. "Enjoying it in there? I'm now going to copy your moves while you're in there. With the update, I'm gonna copy your moves now! Processing…..processing….."

Seth's evil smile, then turned into a look of disgust. "Ugh! I feel so sick! Can not process…..ERROR!"

Seth then shot Dan out into the wall. And Dan then fell to the floor. He then got to his feet and saw Seth clutching his stomach in pain. "What kind of moves do you have? I….I feel awful!"

Dan raised an eyebrow.

Seth then turned his head and vomited computer chips and bits of machine onto the floor. "Bleeehhhhhhh!" Seth vomited. He then let out a huge great big fart and farted smoke and computer chips.

"An android farting." Said Dan. "Never thought I'd see that."

"Argghhhhhh!" Seth screamed in pain. Then his head blew up. He had died leaving Dan the winner.

Dan wasn't pleased at his victory. "HEY! My moves aren't that bad! You sissy!" Dan kicked Seth's dead body. "Get back up! I wanna finish you the right way and show my moves are the best!"

But Seth didn't respond. He was good as dead.

Sakura and Blanka came into the room. "Hibiki-san! You did it!" Sakura cheered. "I guess your moves aren't that crappy!"

"No…NO…..NO!" Dan screamed. "It's not supposed to end this way!"

THE END.

"Oh…you son of a bitch." Dan growled.

"Cheer up, you won." Said Blanka.

"Don't touch me." Replied Dan.