Disclaimer: Alright, before we get started I'd like to make it clear that I don't own ANYONE in this thing! Not one chorus girl, Opera ghost, revolutionary, or policeman... ::sighs:: How depressing.... Anyhow, on with the show~!

Les Phantom of the Miserables

(The cast of The Phantom of the Opera is gathered around the cast list of this evening's performance. Cries of outrage, curses, and exclamations can be heard.)

CAST LIST:
Jean Valjean - The Phantom of the Opera
Inspector Javert - Monsieur Reyer
Fantine - Madame Giry
Cosette - Christine Daae
Eponine - Meg Giry
Mme. Thenardier - Carlotta Giudicelli
Monsieur Thendardier - Monsieur Firmin
Marius - Vicomte Raoul de Chagny
Enjolras - Monsieur Andre
Gavroche - A Ballet Rat
Bishop - Monsieur Lefevre
Joly - The Ratcatcher
Grantaire - Joseph Buquet
Combeferre - The Slave Master
Feuilly - Ubaldo Piangi
Courfeyrac, Foreman - Don Attilio
Army Officer - The Auctioneer
Old Woman - Madame Firmin
Other Miscellaneous Characters - The Chorus of the Opera Populaire and other cast members of Phantom as necessary.

Director - Chantal

Raoul: Who is this.. 'Chantal'? I thought our director was Hal Prince....

Chantal: *enters holding a stack of scripts, which she distributes around cheerfully* Not tonight! Mr. Prince is on vacation, so I'm in charge for now.

Phantom: *arches his visible eyebrow at the script in his hands* But wait..... these scripts aren't even from our show!

Chantal: How observant of you, m'dear. He's correct, everyone. As director, I've decided that just for tonight we are going to have you do a performance of Les Miserables!

(Various cries of 'No!', 'What the...?', 'Who does she think...?', etc... can be heard from the cast. Chantal looks imploringly at Madame Giry, who bangs her cane on the stage once. All fall silent)

Chantal: Thank you, Madame. *crossing her arms* Well, I SUPPOSE we could do 'Starlight Express' instead....

(Cast members instantly scuttle to their places for 'Les Phantom of the Miserables')

Chantal: Much better! *grins* On with the show!