Title: Delta Zeta
Author: JeffroMattyHardy
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I have but a Triple H action figure and 2 Pixy Stix to my name.
Summary: There's always one house that no one wants to join. Full of freaks and losers, Jeff and the others are close to losing their house forever. But can they convince a popular fraternity to help them stay? Multiple pairings, slash
I've been getting a lot of story ideas. And I started writing this while watching RAW Roulette and the John Cena/R-Truth tables match.
I'm putting this as Jeff/Adam because I can. And I love that pairing.
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Delta Zeta.
The lowest of the low when it came to houses at Cameron College. No one ever pledged and no one wanted to. It was full of freaks and losers that nobody liked.
Jeff Hardy. Younger brother to one of the most popular boys in Alpha Phi Alpha, Matt Hardy. With his multiple tattoos and piercings along with the fact that his hair changed colors every day and most of his clothes were skin-tight, he was labeled a freak.
Evan Bourne. A small shy boy that didn't talk to anyone outside those who lived in Delta Zeta.
Cody Rhodes. Younger cousin to one of the most popular boys in Alpha Phi Alpha, Randy Orton. He has kind of a sour mood when he bothers to interact with anyone.
Alexis Michaels. The only girl in the house, younger sister to fellow DeeZee, Shawn Michaels. Her hair was streaked with a different color each day and she didn't dress much like a girl, the reason a lot of other girls made fun of her.
Chris Irvine. A shorter boy that stuck to his guitar most of the time. People labeled him a freak because of the songs he wrote.
Shawn Michaels. Older brother to fellow DeeZee, Alexis Michaels. He usually sticks close to his sister, but he has this nasty little twitch in his leg that could go off at random times.
And then there was Alpha Phi Alpha.
The one house that everyone wanted to get into but few actually did. That's where all the money went, where everything went. It was full of popular boys, boys that both boys and girls wanted.
Adam Copeland. Older brother to fellow Alpha, Jay Reso. He gets everything he wants. Material things, money, men, women, anything.
Randy Orton. Older cousin to the DeeZee, Cody Rhodes. He's on every sports team and excels in everything he does.
Ted DiBiase. The son of the president of Cameron College, he gets everything.
Matt Hardy. Older brother to the DeeZee, Jeff Hardy. He hates his brother for being such a loser and doesn't really care what happens to him.
Jay Reso. Younger brother to fellow Alpha, Adam Copeland. He's president of every club he's in and doesn't fail at much.
Hunter Helmsley. The oldest of the Alphas, he's head of the house and he decides every major decision.
~.**.~
"Mr. McMahon, you can't do this!"
Jeff pleaded with the principal of the college as he left Delta Zeta. "We'll get the money somehow," he said. "Please don't shut us down."
Vince sighed, turning back to the blonde. "Jeff, I'll give you a year," he bargained. "If you can't meet the house cost by the end of the year, I'm going to have to shut you down."
"Deal!" Jeff let out the breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding. "Thank you so much, Mr. McMahon." He walked back inside, leaning back against the door as it closed behind him.
"So, what'd he say?"
Alexis leaned over the broken balcony on the stairs, looking down at the slightly older blonde. "He said if we can raise enough money to pay for the house cost by the end of a year, he won't shut us down," Jeff explained.
"We're never gonna get enough money!" Chris walked out from the living room with his favorite cherrywood guitar strapped against his back. "How the hell are we supposed to raise over $10,000?"
"Thank you, Mr. Optimism," Cody mumbled from where he was sitting on the stairs.
"Shut it, Rhodes," Chris growled, glaring at the brunette.
"We'll find a way to get the money," Shawn said, walking up behind his sister. "We just need to think of something to do to get it."
"Well, we could get jobs," Cody suggested sourly, "but no one's hiring off-campus and everyone on-campus thinks we're freaks and losers."
"What about Matt?" Evan spoke up from his place on a chipped table by the stairs. "Wouldn't he help?"
"Matt hates me," Jeff replied. "If there was a chance for me to leave Delta Zeta and pretty much drop out, he'll try his hardest to see that it happens."
"Well, there's always prostitution," Cody said, standing up. "I'll go get flyers if Jeff will lend us the outfits."
"Would you shut up?" Chris asked. "I'm sick of your bitching!" Cody immediately shut his mouth. "Thank you. Now sit down!" The brunette sat back down on the step.
"Actually, I don't think Cody's idea is too bad," Jeff said.
The other 5 members of Delta Zeta looked at him like he was crazy. "You can't be serious!" they yelled at him.
"No, I don't mean to everyone, just certain people," Jeff explained. "Listen, I've snuck into Alpha Phi Alpha before. I know what my shit brother and his friends say and do in their sleep. If we can get them to pay us for doing stuff, maybe we can make enough to save our house."
"And if not?" Chris asked. He raised an eyebrow as he crossed his arms. "If we don't get enough money, then we just became personal fucktoys for no reason."
"It's worth a shot," Alexis said.
"Alright then, men," Jeff said, clapping his hands together, "and Alexis. Let's get dressed to impress."
~.**.~
"Hey, Jeff?"
The youngest Hardy looked up from his drawer to see Alexis standing in his doorway in just a pair of form-fitting jeans and a bra. "Do you have a shirt I could wear?" she asked softly.
"I think so." Jeff dug through his drawer a bit more before pulling out a V-neck that was a bit too small on him and tossing it at the blonde in the doorway. It was a deep blue color to match the streaks in her hair with white detailing all around it. It went down to halfway down her stomach when Alexis pulled it on. "That looks good." She just smiled.
It was at least 10 more minutes before everyone was downstairs and ready to go. Alexis was in the same outfit she'd gotten from Jeff. Jeff was in some tight aquamarine shorts that ended at his knee with a white tanktop and a blue and white plaid shirt open over it. Evan was in some black pants that Jeff had painted a while ago with some red and white starry designs and a gray T-shirt with a different starred design wrapping around his torso. Cody was in some gray jeans and a blue collared shirt, Chris right beside him in some khaki shorts and a white T-shirt with a guitar design on the front. Shawn was standing behind Alexis in faded blue jeans and a red collared button-down.
"Are we ready?" Jeff asked.
"To go start our lives as personal fucktoys for the assholes in Alpha Phi Alpha to pay our house cost?" Cody asked.
"As ready as we'll ever be," Chris said.
~.**.~
"Hey, Matt!"
Adam laughed as the football he threw hit the side of Matt's head, the raven turning to glare at him. "Get the door!" Adam yelled as he kept laughing.
"Why do I put up with you again?" Matt muttered, standing up.
"Because I'm the only one that believes that you're straight as you so claim," Adam replied with a grin. "You wouldn't want to lose that person, would you?"
"Gotta tell ya, Edge," Matt said, using the blonde's nickname, "I think I can deal without that person." Adam laughed as Matt opened the front door of the house. He frowned when he saw who was standing outside. "What do you losers want?"
"We have a proposition for you," Jeff said. He struggled to keep his voice at a single level and not yell or growl.
"Hey, guys!" Matt called. Randy, Hunter, Adam, Ted, and Jay came up behind him. "Losers from Delta Zeta have a proposition for us."
"What do you want?" Hunter asked. Since he was the oldest in Alpha Phi Alpha, he was the head of the house and he decided every major decision.
"We have a year to pay our house cost," Jeff started to explain.
"If we don't, Mr. McMahon will shut down our house," Chris finished.
"So we'll finally get rid of the freaks of Delta Zeta?" Randy asked. "That's great."
"We want you to help us," Evan said, his voice soft.
Hunter snorted. "And why would we help you freaks?" he asked.
"We have an idea," Jeff said. "If you want, we'd trade sex for money so we can meet our house cost within a year."
The 6 Alphas looked at each other in interest. "We're listening," Hunter said.
"You'd choose one of us and help us pay our house cost in exchange for sex anywhere, anytime," Jeff explained.
"Alpha meeting," Hunter said. The 6 Alphas walked back into the living room and formed a huddle. "Alright, what do you think?"
"Bet they're tight," Adam said, licking his lips with a grin. "Virgin tight."
"Thank you for your input, Copeland," the older blonde muttered.
"Help them pay for their house," Randy started.
"And get sex anywhere at anytime," Cody finished.
"I like it," Matt added.
"Alright then, it's settled." They walked back out to where the DeeZees were standing. "Okay," Hunter said, "we'll accept your deal. Line up." He looked at his fellow Alphas with a grin. "Boys, choose your new slut."
The 6 members of Alpha Phi Alpha grinned and looked at the 6 DeeZees lined up on their front porch. There were a few uncomfortable minutes for the members of Delta Zeta as they were examined by the Alphas in front of them, but it was finally decided. Adam chose Jeff, Matt chose Alexis, Hunter chose Shawn, Jay chose Chris, Ted chose Cody, and Randy chose Evan.
"Alright, losers," Hunter said. "We'll stop by tomorrow to go over a few things with you. Remember, you proposed the deal, so we have a few rules of our own."
The 6 DeeZees nodded silently and walked back to their own house. "Jeff, what have you gotten us into?" Chris muttered, falling back on the couch when they got inside.
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This is gonna be extremely fun:)
If you want a situation for a certain pairing, shout it out and I'll work it in. I love hearing from my reviewers anyway:)
