A/N: First SSBB fanfic. This story explains a regular morning at the Smash Mansion. Contains nonsensual comedy. Lots of it too.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, Nintendo does. I do own the story, however =)

Smash Mansion, where all the Brawlers live with each other. Eat together, brawl together, sleep together (0_0), and, well, do everything together! So... what's Smash Mansion like in the morning? Well... you'll see.

Mario- Mmm, I can't wait to try this Angelcake I got from that bakery!

Pit- (Comes into the room) Hey Mario, what's that you're eating?

Mario- I'm eating one of th best cakes ever, Anglecake!

Pit-...

Mario- ? Is something wrong?

Pit- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (Echoes throughout the house)

Ike- What the hell was that?

Marth- (Oh not again...)

Pit- YOU FUCKING MONSTER!

Mario- Wait, huh?

Pit- YOU'RE EATING CAKE MADE OUT OF ANGELS?

Mario- What the mama mia dick? It's not made from angels because it's an Anglecake, you dumbass with wings!

Pit-

Mario- 0_0

Mr Game and Watch- (Burst into the room) WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS SHITBAG OF GOD! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! SCREAM AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING RIP OFF THOS EWINGS AND MAKE ANGLECAKE!

Mario- You're screaming at him to stp screaming? That doesn't make any SENSE!

Pit- (points a gun to Mr GM's face) Are you ready to die? My gun is ready to BLAST YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Mario- Isn't that Samus's gun?

(In another room)

Samus- WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?

GM, Mario, Pit- Oh hell...

(Outside the Mansion)

Link- I hate everyone in that place. Everyone.

Lucario- I feel ya. No really, get off me.

Link- (Groan) But you're so hot~

Lucario- uh... Sorry, but I-

Meta Knight- He's my bitch. Bitch.

Link- Ever heard of threesomes?

Meta Knight, Lucario- (looks at each other) All right!

(Meanwhile, with Ike and Marth)

Ike: (sigh)

Marth: ?

Ike: I read another fanfic of me. Not a single that isn't a yaoi lemon. God...

Marth- Am I in any of them with you?

Ike- What? Why would you want to know tha-

Marth- WAS I?

Ike- Yes! Yes! You was! I was the dominant one, though.

Marth- Well then, it's my turn! Prepare yourself!

Ike- Hey don't steal my li-NOOO!

END!=3