Disclaimer – I don't own SpongeBob SquarePants in any way. Please, enjoy this fanfiction and don't press charges. DAHAHAHAHAHA!

Authors Note – As you probably know, SpongeBob went down in the toilet once its fourth season happened. So, what did happen? How grateful was King Neptune? How come we have never heard of the Krusty Krab 2 again? Did Squidward ever zip up his fly? This is what I am going to explain in this story.

Chapter 1 – A Letter from the King

It was peaceful day at Bikini Bottom, a day that may come once in a lifetime. And, of course, Squidward was enjoying every second of it.

His two tentacles firmly grasped his wooden clarinet and started to play a glorious tune.

"HI SQUIDWARD!" SpongeBob shouted.

Squidward awoke from his dream with a fright. He kicked and screamed and fell out of his bed. In front of him was the world-famous sponge, staring at him with a cheesy grin.

"SpongeBob," He said calmly. "Can't I have three seconds of fantasy not being annoyed by you?"

"Okay," He sighed, depressed. "Does Patrick have to go to?"

Patrick came out of Squidward's bed, proudly saying "I've got it all warm for you!"

At that very moment, Squidward kicked both of the two imbeciles out of his tiki house. SpongeBob got up, and saw the mail fish and immediately shouted "HI MAIL FISH!"

He ran up to the mailman, who ran away, screaming, dropping a package that was sent to him.

He picked the item up and opened it.

"Wow a note!" He said with some surprise.

'Dear SpongeBob, ("Hey, that's me!")

I greatly thank you for rescuing my crown. It would be my pleasure to join me and my beautiful daughter Mindy at our banquet.

Sincerely, King Neptune.'

Below was a picture of King Neptune and Mindy, sitting at said banquet table.

"Wow Patrick, look at this!"

He showed his pink starfish friend (whom still had his head buried in the sand) a golden goblet, encrusted with jewels.

"SpongeBob, I think there is something wrong with this eating device." He stated.

"What is it, buddy?" He asked, concerned.

"There are words stuck to it."

'Make sure to bring this to the feast! It contains power more than you can ever imagine. Also, it makes a nice decoration.'

"Wow! Our very own giant coffee mug!" SpongeBob grinned at his friend.

"You know what it needs inside it?" He smiled back. "Goofy Goober Ice Cream! Come on, buddy!" He grasped his arm and tried to pull SpongeBob to the dessert palace.

"Sorry, but I'm late for work. But I'm free tonight! Let's have some fun with this ice cream holder!"

And so, Patrick went to Goofy's without SpongeBob, while his friend made post haste. "I can't believe it! My first day as new manager!"

And so, we meet our porous friend next time. Until then, adios!

Next Up: The goblet's power?