I do now own Bleach! :DD

a/n: This one's a bit longer than usual, but I thought it was pretty funny...I hope you can enjoy it too! XDDD


My turn to shine?!

Is was a boring day in Hueco Mundo, where everything was still, and all everyone did was mind their own business and nothing would happen. Grimmjow, bored, asked Ulquiorra if he wanted to play a video game with him. A fighting one, of course. Ulquiorra sat there for a moment, and was going to say no, but he said yes anyway. What else did he have better to do?

Grimmjow took Ulquiorra to his room, and started up his console. He put in his favourite fighting game. The one with heaps of blood and shit. Just the way he liked it. Because Grimmjow played the game so much, he was pretty good at it. Maybe.

He set everything up and they chose their characters.

"This is my turn to shine," thought Grimmjow, "I'll show that bitch Ulquiorra who's the boss around here now!"

The words 'Fight 1, Begin!' showed up. Within a few seconds, Grimmjow's character was KO'd and Ulquiorra was the victor.

"Damn," sweat trickled down Grimmjow's face as he thought hard, "How is this possible?! He's never even played the game before! He just got lucky that time. It won't happen again…"

Once again, the words 'Fight 2, Begin!' appeared on the screen. Same result. Ulquiorra had beaten Grimmjow within a matter of a few seconds.

"You--!" Grimmjow stood up and yelled at Ulquiorra, mad as hell. "You're cheating aren't you?! There's no way you could beat me! NO WAY!"

Angered, Grimmjow stomped out of the room.

"Well, you never said I couldn't." And down hidden on Ulquiorra's lap was Grimmjow's cheat sheet with all the combos written down on it.