Powdinet: The origin.
One time before the SNED happen, a boy in portuggle was looking at internets.
A man walked up to him (in the internet bit not irl because that's werid) and said "pow, u must be the very vest like nobody was ever before" and pow said that was fine.
So he travvled a long way looking for things to be not shit at. First he cum to a big board of 4 in a row. And he would not get past bu tthen It spoke and said "pow I am tetra lllink pls play asll dis gaems"
And pow look and it was an orb
"seems pretty fun, he thought" he thinked and went to grab all the acievmets. But before he could he had to be better than pow. More bigger and strogner yet! He must be The Powdinet.
I will train you said a man. And the man was there. "I am dragong, my mother was a dragon and my father was a gong" pow and the man spent lots of time trainign in many funorb games. But even through pow got better and more good at them, there were too manly achevement for him to gather. Then one day he woke up and relized that dragong was a massive faggot and that they must duel.
They went to arcanists and started throwing random shit at each toher. Pow used his big muddy balls to slap dragong but he used his dark night to humb into pows anus. This enranged him and he got so mad he becum powdinet. Using his epic new wrestling powers he broke dragongs spine 27 times. As he deathed he whiperred into pows nose "though I may be death, there is someone of even higher faggotry that will destroy all of funorb… you must find them… be warned… their gender… is… cat!" and then he died.
So pow travelled across the land chekings people naughty places as he met them. One day he tounched someone there and his hand got clawed. An entire lion was on they're crotch. "Its you" pwo seid and prepared to fight this person. "yes, me the powerful Zeldakitten plans to destroyall of funrob. NOW TASTE MY LIONDICK" and they fought and pow got hit. He fell onto a machine with lotsof platfroms. Below him was fire and above were lots of spikes like a spike pit but in backreverse.
Zelda shased after him into the Boucedown arena. Pow attacked using some pokemon he hecked from the internet, it was a shiny lvl 100 ponyta. Zelda used its liondick but ponyta blocked it and set the dick on fire. The lion ran around fuborb dragging Zelda along with it and after 50 days it got tired.
"how did u know my weakness was ponyta" Zelda arksed to powdinet.
"Becuz by oncle works into nintedo" he explaned. And pow was called the hero of funorb but then jagex deiced to destroy funobr with years and years of nothingness.
Lucky that pow escaped to a new site called orb more but his jurney was only just beginninging.
