Bedrock Buttbuddies, by Dickfart

"Yabba dabba doo me, Barney!" said Fred, bent over the old stone mattress while being dino-hammered in the sphincter.

"Fred! I'm gonna cum, Fred!" said Barney, ejaculating fruity pebbles all over his neighbor's pre-historic anal cavity.

As legend told on yon ancient hipster cave walls, Fred and Barney did a yaoi BEFORE it was cool. And when they were feeling extra kinky, they created a milky cocoa pebble mix, known as Santorum in modern times.

The End