Chapter 1:

I woke up seeing the most annoying people I've ever known

Gary woke up feeling light headed "oooh...What happened?" Gary said to himself, suddenly Gary's Umbreon jumped on him "Umbreon! What are you doing out of your poke ball!" Gary yelled!

"GARY!" three voices said at the same time

"Wha-?" He got cut off

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" thee heads popped in front of him, Ash, Misty, and May were right in front of him, ... "WHAT THE FU-!" he yelled, getting cut off again,

"Gary it's your birthday remember!"

"I know that but what am I doing in a hotel and not in my house!"

"OH! Well we took you while you were sleeping naked and took you for a vacation for your birthday!" Gary blushed, because they found him sleeping naked,

"Uhhh..."

"It's OK! We put clothes on you!" Ash seemed to be reading his mind, Umbreon roared, reminding him that he was still there; Gary got out of bed and put Umbreon down, "so... What now?" Gary asked,

"We actually haven't got to that part yet... because we thought you were going to argue and yelling at us to take you back!" Misty stated

"Oh yeah! TAKE ME BACK HOME!" Gary yelled!

"QUICK! Pull out your scripts!" May told Ash and Misty!

"Wait, you made scripts?" Gary asked in confusion

"Yeah... We made scripts so we knew what we were going to say!" Ash told him,

"Idiots..." Gary stated (A/N, true fact indeed Gary)

"NO WERE NOT!" Ash yelled!

"Wanna take it outside, Ketchum!" Gary answered,

"You bet!" The four teens went outside, Gary and Ash pumped up while May and Misty had seen it all before...

"Pikachu go!" Ash's Pikachu came out of a window (A/N I don't know why!)

"Now Umbreon!" just as Ash's Pikachu landed Umbreon used dark pulse, Pikachu flew back hitting Ash and landing on its feet, Ash got up "Thunder Wave now!" Pikachu used thunder wave just as Umbreon used faint attack "HA! Pikachu missed!" Gary did a little happy dance at that, after the faint attack Pikachu flew and hit ash again but this time in his...Uhhh...area... "I forfeit..." Ash said in pain,

"HA! That means I Gary Oak wins and beats Ask Ketchum! Who's number one now HAHA!" Gary danced,

"Guys, I have an idea what we can do today! But we have to get hanged first!" May said happily

"Where?" Misty asked

"I wonder why she's so happy?" Gary whispered to Ash

"I don't know..." Ash whispered back.