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I cowrote this with real men play Quidditch. It'sthe news report of if Jacob from twilight was found in the Wizarding World. Btw, we don't like twilight, but I don't think this one contains any twifart bashing.

"This creature has been identified as NOT being a werewolf of the description we are aware of, rather, it transforms on a whim."

"Adding to that fact is a recent development that it was of a brown colour, as opposed to the grey we know werewolves to be."

"We will keep an eye open for any new developments, make sure to listen to the story of this menace to society."

"Signing off, this is Real Men Play Quidditch."

"and Lily the Amazing Evans. Until next time,"

"This is Wizard World News, your source for news until we come up with a better name."