The Disadvantages of a Winchester
Chapter 1
As i walked through the hotel lobby i had two people on my mind, Sam and Dean Winchester. Sam had put himself in this mess of his by pissing off a extremely powerful witch, and Dean well, he had gotten into this mess by trying to help his baby brother Sammy. Now both of them where stuck in this mess, what would John Winchester say about his sons now. I sigh and wonder how i even got into this mess myself.
Walking closer to the door of our room I hear Sam yelling. I open the door to the room and see the large Sasquatch arguing with his brother.
"This is your own fault Dean, your were the one to piss of the witch even more. Now you have to deal with this fucked up curse that still confuses me!"
I sigh and plop down my heavy bags on the satin bed sheets. Walking closer to the arguing couple I grab Sam's discarded phone from the floor and place it on the wooden cabinet near the bed.
"Are you going to keep bickering liked a married old couple or are you going to help me find the cure for your curse, that you both got your self's into."
I say emphasizing the word 'both' in the sentence just to prove a point.
Sam sighs and walks over to his laptop with obvious displeasure for his brothers actions on trying to 'save him,' from this curse he fell into.
"I'll talk to Bobby and see if he can find any cure for your guy's fuck up. Dean you phone all the people you know and update them on the situation."
Deans green face told me the curse has already taken affect, when a moan escaped Sam's mouth and he pinched the top of his nose with his fingers.
"Sam, Dean you guys okay?"
"Oh just peachy."
Dean say with sarcasm radiating from in his voice.
"Sam? You okay?"
"I think I'm going to puke."
Sam says with a hint of pain escaping his sentence.
I phone Bobby and wait for the phone to be picked up. The line gets picked up with a click and a deep husky voice answers the phone,
"Hello, who is it?"
"Bobby? Hey its me, Violet."
"Hey Vi, how's things going with ya?"
"Great! Except Sam and Dean have gotten themselves in a hell of a lot of trouble."
"Crap. What have those idjits done now?"
"Well other than pissing off a seriously powerful witch, nothing out of the ordinary."
"Crap. Well you better tell me what happened from the beginning of your trip, so i don't miss out on any of the details."
A wretched cough comes from Dean as he races against time for the washroom. A sickening sound comes from the washroom as Dean spills out his dinner contents. Sam's moans are now getting louder and a sickening crash echoes around the room as he falls to the ground with a moan of protest.
"Well to make things simple, it started out in a restaurant with Dean eating his apple pie, watching the waiter with excitement, while Sam and I talked about the case we were working on..."
"This Apple pie is fricken amazing!"
Dean says with chunks of pie filling his mouth. I roll my eyes and go back to paying attention to Sam's plan of capturing the witch.
"...We could then cut the rope and the cage falls on top of her."
"Wow Fred i never thought you would be so smart, but i seem to remember your plans never work, and Scooby over their," I say pointing to Dean, " always captures the bad guy because of his mistakes, which mostly involve Scooby snacks, or in this case apple pie."
Sam grins and looks at dean who is staring at the waitress and stuffing pie into his mouth. I smile and look around the restaurant. The tables where set neatly in rows and a white tablecloth covered it. The cutlery was in a perfect position, and the glasses where placed in front of the china plate. This would be the finest restaurant the Winchesters went to...ever.
Spying the washroom i excuse myself from the table and speed walked my way towards the sign saying "restrooms."
Behind me i hear Dean flirting with the waitress who was falling deeper and deeper into his trap of sex. She giggled and i rolled my eyes wondering what type of cheesy pick up line he used, when Sam tapes my shoulder and takes me out of my silent daze. I turn and see Sam pointing to a lady around thirty or so clutching her necklace and chanting something i wasn't able to hear. Nodding i move closer to our both and wait for her to leave the restaurant.
After half an hour later Dean comes back with a sweaty face and a smile playing on his lips. The waiter goes to grab the bill and i mouth to Dean, "really?" He just shrugs and watches the woman as intently as me and Sam where.
The waiter came back with our bill and i think her phone number. Dean smiles at her and uses his fake credit card with the name of 'William Smith.'
The woman then stands up and we wait for her to leave the restaurant until we follow her. She turns the corner into a dark alleyway and Sam tells me to stay behind the corner so i don't get hurt (and look how that turned out). Sam follows her for a little while longer when she turns around and asks Sam why he's following her. He answers with confidence in his voice,
"I'm sorry if i scared you i just thought that you were pretty so i decided to follow you."
The lady had the wrong impression and her face burned red with fury.
"You think you can take advantage of me! Your a fucking man how would you like it if a woman followed you just to take advantage of you!"
She apparently has anger issues. Smiling a wicked grin she held her necklace and started chanting.
"Now Sam Winchester you will learn your lesson!
uomo sei ora donna voi sarete sentire il dolore che mi sento così imparerete si lezione non a pasticciare con me!"
The witch murmured the chant and Sam grabbed his stomach in pain. Sam was useless and he couldn't do anything so i decided to step in when dean showed up with his gun in hand.
"So his brother decided to join me how nice."
She smiled and with a flick of her wrist Dean found himself pushed against the wall.
"You know what. I almost left you alone Dean but now since you came after me with a gun i'll have to curse you too."
Dean struggled to move away but it was of no use. I needed to come help now but when i tried to move out of my hiding place a mysterious force kept me in my hiding place.
The witch began to chant,
"Un altro viene prima di me cercando di sfidarmi, ma gli darò una sfida, un bambino di proprio iniziativa, uno di carne e sangue e vuole portare il bambino e avere un grembo di una madre. il bambino verrà dal proprio corpo per lui darò una sfida che egli cerca!"
Dean's pain was the worst out of the two. He wiggled and writhed on the wall he was stuck on. Tears started wielding in his eyes and he screamed in pain as his stomach rippled and bubbled. I tried to close my eyes but found my eyes where glued to the scene. Scream after scream after scream came and his stomach kept on wiggling around.
"Now lets see how you like sex with a man?"
The witch said with enthusiasm. Looking at herself she began to chant with a fast pace,
"farò mascherare me stesso come un uomo, essere in grado di parlare come uno, a piedi come uno e fare sesso come uno. Così io posso dimostrare un uomo io sono meglio di lui. Lasciate che questo travestimento essere ben nascosti per ho bisogno suo camuffamento. Quindi essere pagliuzza."
Slowly the witches body became a mans. Dean looked terrified at this change in person and he knew exactly how it would end. Dean was then pushed down onto the floor and the witch went over top of him legs sprayed apart. Lets just say it ended badly for Dean in the end. He was screaming for help so he could get out of this horrible situation. Once the witch was finished with her/his work the witch whispered into Deans ear,
" I could of done this to your brother and make it hell of a lot worse for him, so be glad you popped up at the right time."
The witch smiled and pulled up his/her pants and buttoned them together. Putting on his shirt he looked at Dean and Sam.
"Have fun girls! Hope to see you sooner than later!"
The witch then stalked of into the alleyway leaving a withering Sam and a screaming Dean on the floor. What surprised me the most was that no one heard Deans screams of pains.
"...So that's how it ended and now Dean is lying on the floor asleep and Sam is...how do i explain this...having a seizure of pain on the floor."
Bobby sighed on the other side of the phone and all was silent for a moment, then bobby said his goodbyes and told me he would try to find a cure for Sam and Dean's problems.
Sam was having a seizure on the floor, his body twitching and kicking. Dean didn't look so good either and i didn't blame him. I picked up his cell phone that was lying on the bed, still on contacts, and placed it on top of the dresser with Sam's phone. Picking Dean up i laid him on the bed. I moved as much furniture as i could away from Sam and went over to his laptop to see what that witch did to Sammy and Dean.
I turn on the laptop and the familiar purr from the computer started up. I looked up Google translate and wrote down what the witch said. I'm an amazing remembered even though my whole family wasn't good at remembering stuff. First spell was Sammy's so i'll write his down first.
I typed in uomo sei ora donna voi sarete sentire il dolore che mi sento così imparerete si lezione non a pasticciare con me. And found out the meaning means: Now a man will be a woman, you will feel the pain that I feel so you learn your lesson not to mess with me.
My mouth gaped open at my findings. Sam was going to be a woman! Ohhh this was going to be hilarious! I think to myself as i see Sam having a seizure on the floor. He's probably changing into a woman right now.
Now i need to find out what Deans meant. I type in Un altro viene prima di me cercando di sfidarmi, ma gli darò una sfida, un bambino di proprio iniziativa, uno di carne e sangue e vuole portare il bambino e avere un grembo di una madre. il bambino verrà dal proprio corpo per lui darò una sfida che egli cerca. I press translate and get, Another is before me trying to fight me, but I'll give you a challenge, a child of your own initiative, one of flesh and blood, and you will grow a womb of a mother. the child will come from your body to give him the challenge that he seeks.
I laugh so hard my body aches after a while. Dean is pregnant with a child! I never thought I'd live to see this day. Tears started forming in my eyes because of my laughter. Dean Winchester...pregnant!
I look at Dean who is asleep on the soft bed and grin evilly. I cant wait to ruin his day tomorrow. Same with Sam's. Oh how i never thought life could get this much fun. I lye on the opposite bed Deans on and close my eyes. I'm already planning of ways to make fun of them in the morning.
"Good night Sammy GIRL!" i say giggling with glee, "Good night Dean the Preggers."
I smile and slowly surrender against exhaustion. Tomorrows going to be so much fun. I think to myself, before i fall asleep on the comfy bed.
