Coop's Weird Day
by malkshake
One day at the Burtonburger house, Coop had just finished having sex with Dennis. "oh Dennis" said Coop in pleasure "we are such great lovers". "Yeah I know" said Dennis "Want to go for another round?" "of course!" said Coop and they started making out. Then, coop noticed Mr Kat in the room, taking pictures. "Hahaha, bitches" said Mr Kat "Im going to post this shit downtown!" then he laughed and ran away. "Oh shit" said coop "we need to fucking stop him!" so coop and dennis ran downstairs to catch Kat.
Downstairs in the kitchen their hippie father was completely nude and smoking a joint, and Coop's bitchy sister was bitching about nothing. "What the fuck!" Coop and dennis screamed in unison. "Oh hi kids" said Mr Burtonburger "I have decided to become a nudist. here, try these smoothies i made, there 100% vegetarian!" Coop and dennis were suspicious but drank them anyway. "Holy shit" said Coop "what the fuck was in that!" "oh, well, milk, strawberries, gut marijuana, and shrooms!" said Mr Burtonburger "Its some really good shit, its left over from when i went to Woodstock! Anyways, i thought we could sit around in a semi circle and discuss the good old times in the sixties..." "shut the fuck up dad" said Coop "dennis and i have to go kill Mr Kat!" "oh well have fun" said Mr Burtonburger, already rolling another joint. Dennis and coop left.
Although they were pretty high they managed to get to Old Lady Munson's house to ask if she had seen Mr kat. "Hello" she said in a sexy voice and answered the door wearing nothing but a peekaboo lacy bra and crotchless panties. Coop and dennis screamed in terror. "Oh shit" said Old lady munson "i thought it was your hot sister. tell that little bitch to get her sweet ass over here next time you see her" Coop and dennis ran away and forgot to ask the old hag about Mr Kat. Then they saw Phoebe, who was making out with Honeyfluff to try and make coop jealous. they didnt want to ask her. they went back home because the munchies from all the dope they inhaled in the kitchen was setting in.
When they got home a horrible sight awaited them. Mr burtonburger was giving Henry a blowjob. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" Dennis and coop screamed. Then they realized something. "oh well if our dads are gay they wont mind if we are, mr kat can post the pictures". Then they both smiled and started French kissing. Then Millie left because old lady munson had phoned her and asked her to come over. She didnt look both ways while crossing the street and got hit by a bus. everyone was even more happy now that that bitch was out of their lives.
The end.
