Dib sighed, flopping down on his bed. Gaz had left the house hours ago, Dad was who knows where, and Zim was trying to get GIR out of a swimming pool full of syrup.
The raven was bored, he had nothing to do.
He started looking through his old things and found something he hadn't seen in years.
His old CD player.
Dib flopped back on his bed as he tried to open it, but to no avail. So, he put in a pair of headphones and hit 'Play'. Laying back and smiling a bit, he started humming the beginning of the song before singing it.
By the time Gaz got home, she heard rather bad singing filling the house. She rose her eyebrow and threw her stuff down, forgetting all about her game as she climbed the stairs.
When she opened her brother's door, she saw the most terrifying thing in her entire life.
"WHEN I'M NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND! GIVE ME A SIGN! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!"
Dib was dancing in his room, using a hairbrush as a microphone as he shouted the lyrics of a Britney Spears song. He was wearing pj pants and some kind of paranormal tee as he danced like a stripper.
Gaz's jaw hung. She wasn't sure if she was scarred or willing to make this blackmail.
…
Nope, she was scarred.
She closed the door quietly, turned, and went into her room.
"I need brain bleach…" she said as her face hit the pillow.
