Yay! Okay, if you haven't already read the "chapter" called Commando Explanation, then please read it, otherwise you might not get this. Kay?

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Wren Montgomery crept forward on her hands and knees, making sure not to put her knees on any twigs or leaves. With the soft, pine forest floor, playing the army game was no problem, even at this time of night. Remind me why I let the Marauders drag me into this? she asked herself wearily, sighing, although the sound was muffled by the black skii-mask she had worn, borrowed from Flair McKinnon, the only female Marauder. God knew why the crazy sixth year had a skii mask, anyway.

Wren felt someone moving quietly along behind her. The noise made was too heavy to be anyone on her team (which consisted of Gabby Lupin, Cinnamon Potter, and Mia Black, all the little sisters' of Marauders) so she assumed that it must be one of the Marauders themselves. She didn't dare call out, for fear of being spotted by the current spotters, Parker Hawkins and Mandy Riddle (although she supposed that she had nothing to really worry about, since they were probably too busy trying to knock the other out with their flashlights).

"Wren?" the person whispered. Wren gagged silently at the recognition of the voice- it was Sirius Black.

She sighed again. "Eff off, Black, you'll ruin my cover," she hissed.

"So unappreciative," he tutted. Wren heard the rustle of leaves as he stood up. She cursed him for being so stupid.

"Shh, Hawkins, get a grip- hear that?" It was Mandy. Oh, crap. If Wren knew something, she knew Mandy, and Mandy was possibly the most observant person she knew; at times, anyway.

"Shit!" Wren cursed angrily. "Sirius, get dow- oomph!" she grunted as he fell on top of her. "You're- crushing- me!" she choked. Sirius lifted his weight, but put a hand over her mouth. "Mmph!" she protested quietly. As the flashlight passed over their general area, she closed her eyes tightly and hoped to Merlin or God or whoever that they didn't see them, especially like this.

"See anything?" Mandy asked Parker.

"Nothing- hey, what was that?" The flashlights left and Wren would have sighed, if her general breathing area had not been constricted by Sirius.

"Sirius mother fucking Black, get your fat ass off of me!" she snapped, pushing him away from her. Sirius lay there in the grass, grinning exhilaratedly.

"That was fun," he mused. "We should try that position again sometime."

A look of deathly horror came over Wren's face and her blood ran cold. "Ew, you sicko!" she hissed smacking her arm across his chest. "Sicko! Perv! Man-whore!" she snapped, crawling as fast as she possibly could in the opposite direction, not caring that she was going straight back to the starting point.

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A/N: Ok, hello. I finally figured out how to make this look like real author's notes. Anyhoo. So, this is for my new little series of ficlets. Clearly, Wren hates Sirius. I write these for my friends, but if I like one particularly well I'll post it. Can you tell that this happened to me already? Lolz. Not a pretty sight.