Disclaimer: I have never eread a comic in my life. All I know if from the movie and this is an attempt to be funny. Any comic info my friend (Author: Jade Green) supplied along with some ideas. Homer Wells (Another role played by Tobey ^^) and the orphans are NOT mine, they are characters from the movie "The Cider House Rules".
Peter Mary Jane and Felicia, were visiting Germany when The Green Goblin comes out of the Eiffel tower.
Peter: Look! The Green Goblin is coming from the Eiffel tower!
Mary Jane: How did the Eiffel tower get in Germany?
Felicia: They moved it! Duh! *smacks her forehead* Now Uhm...I'll be right back...*runs off*
Peter: Yeah...me too...*runs in the other direction*
Mary Jane: Ooh, I gotta go too! *moves once space to the right*
The green goblin soars around the Eiffel tower singing
Green Goblin: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling downmy fair- *Spots Spider-man on the ground* Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Since when did they change the lyrics?
Spider-Man starts climbing the side of the Eiffel tower. The Black Cat appears and sees Spider-Man and starts climbing after him.
Black-Cat: *Now right behind him* Nice ass Spidey.
Spider-Man: Thanks!
Mary Jane: *Still down on the ground* Did she just make a pass at him? That's it! *runs off*
Spider-Man and the black cat reaches the top where the Green Goblin is reciting poetry to orphans being supervised by Homer Wells.
Green Goblin: There once was a man from Nantucket, he had a pet dog and liked to-
Spider-Man: This is the end for you Green Goblin!
Black-Cat: Yeah. Me and nice ass Spidey are going to put an end to your orphan poetry days.
Orphans: *covers their ears* BAD WORD!
Black Cat: Sorry...
All of a sudden a masked pink female figure hops on the Eiffel tower with a purple cape.
?: Don't fret! I am here to help! I am Mascara man!!!!
Spider-Man: Your not a man! You have breasts!
Mascara Man: I am too! I know who you are Peter Parker!
Black Cat: Your Peter Parker? If only I had known sooner...it's me Felicia...
Spider-Man: Felicia? *Pulls off his mask and goes over to her pulling off hers*
Green Goblin: So anyway...I had a dog named trump, who all day long my leg he liked to-
Spider-Man: Felicia, I've been secretly in love with you...
Mascara Man: *Pulls off her mask* Damn it Peter! What about me!
Spider-Man: Mary Jane? Your old news. Felicia's hotter since she can change her hair color.
Black Cat: It's not THAT big of a deal...
Spider-Man: Felicia, I'd be honored if you'd marry me. We can fight crime together as a couple.
Black Cat: Oh Peter!
~~~
So Felicia and Peter get married and have four kids who end up looking half cat and half spider due to their powers. Mary Jane and the Green Goblin married and adopted the orphans and Homer Wells also where they recited poetry upon the Eiffel tower all day long while eating French bread and beating up mimes.
Peter Mary Jane and Felicia, were visiting Germany when The Green Goblin comes out of the Eiffel tower.
Peter: Look! The Green Goblin is coming from the Eiffel tower!
Mary Jane: How did the Eiffel tower get in Germany?
Felicia: They moved it! Duh! *smacks her forehead* Now Uhm...I'll be right back...*runs off*
Peter: Yeah...me too...*runs in the other direction*
Mary Jane: Ooh, I gotta go too! *moves once space to the right*
The green goblin soars around the Eiffel tower singing
Green Goblin: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling downmy fair- *Spots Spider-man on the ground* Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Since when did they change the lyrics?
Spider-Man starts climbing the side of the Eiffel tower. The Black Cat appears and sees Spider-Man and starts climbing after him.
Black-Cat: *Now right behind him* Nice ass Spidey.
Spider-Man: Thanks!
Mary Jane: *Still down on the ground* Did she just make a pass at him? That's it! *runs off*
Spider-Man and the black cat reaches the top where the Green Goblin is reciting poetry to orphans being supervised by Homer Wells.
Green Goblin: There once was a man from Nantucket, he had a pet dog and liked to-
Spider-Man: This is the end for you Green Goblin!
Black-Cat: Yeah. Me and nice ass Spidey are going to put an end to your orphan poetry days.
Orphans: *covers their ears* BAD WORD!
Black Cat: Sorry...
All of a sudden a masked pink female figure hops on the Eiffel tower with a purple cape.
?: Don't fret! I am here to help! I am Mascara man!!!!
Spider-Man: Your not a man! You have breasts!
Mascara Man: I am too! I know who you are Peter Parker!
Black Cat: Your Peter Parker? If only I had known sooner...it's me Felicia...
Spider-Man: Felicia? *Pulls off his mask and goes over to her pulling off hers*
Green Goblin: So anyway...I had a dog named trump, who all day long my leg he liked to-
Spider-Man: Felicia, I've been secretly in love with you...
Mascara Man: *Pulls off her mask* Damn it Peter! What about me!
Spider-Man: Mary Jane? Your old news. Felicia's hotter since she can change her hair color.
Black Cat: It's not THAT big of a deal...
Spider-Man: Felicia, I'd be honored if you'd marry me. We can fight crime together as a couple.
Black Cat: Oh Peter!
~~~
So Felicia and Peter get married and have four kids who end up looking half cat and half spider due to their powers. Mary Jane and the Green Goblin married and adopted the orphans and Homer Wells also where they recited poetry upon the Eiffel tower all day long while eating French bread and beating up mimes.
