Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Sailor-Moon characters or idea...I use them for my fic. Only... I`m new at writing fics. So go easy on me and more I`m really new at this sailor moon stuff (so go extra easy:).

Maybe I changed a bit from the characters nature or behavior (so don't get mad)...

This is a parody of the show and from some other shows and I hope you got enough sense of humor...

Enjoy DogersTerry^_^

BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING AND EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!! ~_^

PS: help me with names for the chapters.

PS2: the new villains are bugs...



1



It was another usual day in Tokyo, the sailor scouts were doing exactly the same thing like they did everyday:

Serena- was late as usual...

Raye- was sweeping at the temple...

Amy- was at school even earlier than the head master...

Lita- met a boy at her way to school but because he was drunk she made him that he will never be able to drink (anything) again...

Mina- was almost late because she had to go to work somewhere...

Just another usual day. Until...the most greatest problem of all appeared!!!...

Serena lost her math book.

Serena (looking in her bag): oh my god I can't find it anywhere...

Amy: but you promised that TODAY I will teach you math!

Serena: well...how about tomorrow?

Lita: oh com`on you rejected it for what? A week? A month?

Serena and Amy: a year...

Lita (with her hand on her head): oh my god...

Serena: anyways where's raye?

Mina: I think she does something at home...

Amy: it calls chores at the temple mina!

Mina: oh well I will never work...

Lita: ~_o is it mina?

Mina: yeh I will marry a rich cute guy and we will live in a cool palace...

Serena: sorry to break your dream mina: but chibiusa said something else...

Mina: don't interrupt Serena!!!

Raye (coming running toward them): hey guys what's up?

Serena: what happened Raye you supposed to be here after an hour...

Raye: umm...yeh I know...I kinda broke something there...

Amy: what?

Raye: umm...broom...Chad...umm...boom...head...

All: oh...I get it...I see ah ah...yeh...

Amy: oh no look!...

Amy was pointing at cockroaches (the bad guys).

Mina: oh no!

Serena: all right girls...time to get naked and kill some bad guys!

All: right!

Moon cosmic power!

Mercury star power!

Mars star power!

Jupiter star power!

Venus star power!

``Hey keep you legs to your self...enough with the water ok...ouch the fire thing is hurting me...what's with the hearts?...oh shut up and transform quietly!``

One of the cockroaches went to the transformation curtain (the screen when you see them transforming)

Venus: ah...(slaps the cockroach) don't look at me when I`m transforming!!!! (Kick him out) I will deal with him later!!!

Moon: we are ready!

All: right! (Cool music stops).

Mars: hey where is everybody?

They saw a black background around them.

All: ?_?

Moon: I think I...umm forgot to push the button...

Jupiter: what button?

Moon: the button that I need to push when we are ready after transforming...

All: -_-...

Serena pushed the button.

Moon: now we are ready!

All: right!

Venus (very angry): where is that darn cockroach who picked at me?

All the cockroaches pointed at the one who picked scaredly.

Venus (in an outrage): VENUS CRESCENT BEAM!!!

And the cockroach died.

Venus: don't EVER look at a sailor while she's transforming!!!

All: umm...yeh whatever...never...yeh...right...never...!

Moon: all right lets fight them then!

All: right!

They fought the cockroaches until a monster came (their master).

Mercury: what is that???

Pokedex: Butterkiller, the alien bug villain. He can teleport himself and his enemies everywhere even to other places.

Ash: cool...I will catch it then!

Mercury: I believe you need a `villain ball`!

Ash: darn I used it yesterday when I caught that cool looking dragon...ok bye!

Misty: come on Brock!...

Brock: hi I`m brock what's your name?

Jupiter: lita! Nice to meet you brock!

Mars+misty: come on Romeo\Juliet...we have other business to take care off!

Brock+Jupiter: goodbye...

Mercury: who are they?

Jupiter: I don't know but I liked that blind guy...

Venus: I liked the yellow guy on the shorty`s head...

Moon: I liked the egg...

Mars: what so exiting about egg?

Moon: he just cute!

Mercury: umm the little red computer is kinda nice...

Mars: umm in case you didn't noticed we have bugs to kill!...?

Venus: all right lets kill butterkiller!

They all attacked him but instead of hurting him he teleported their attacks against them.

Butterkiller: Teleporter Send Beam!

Jupiter: Mars look out!

Jupiter pushed Mars away from the beam and got hurt herself (and got teleported to somewhere else---hope it's a good place).

Mars: Jupiter!...

Butterkiller laughed in an evil way.

Mars: aarrrggg!!!!!! now for hurting my friend I will KILL YOU!!!

Mars did the most strongest attack she had and the teleporter beam was to weak to handle it, and then butterkiller died.

All (except mars): all right mars did it! Yay...

Mars: BUT JUPITER IS MISSING!!!

Moon: yeh your right...

The sailor scouts began to wonder where did butterkiller teleported their friend.

Then they heard Uranus Pluto and Neptune behind.

When they looked around they saw Darien tied up.

Mercury: umm why is he tied up?

Uranus: because he didn't want to come so we tied him up. (evil laughter)

Pluto: ;-; (cry). Endymion...

Moon: why didn't you want to come Darien?

He didn't answered.

AFTER few minuets Darien decided to answer.

Darien: because...I...I...I have no roses left to throw... ;-;

Inners: falling.

Outers: a small sweat.

Uranus: ANYWAYS where's Jupiter?

Mars (crying): she...she...(hilarious cry)...

Moon: a big bug teleport her somewhere.

Mars (still crying): it was all MY fault!!!

Uranus: where could she be?

Venus: I hope somewhere good...

Pluto: well we can only hope...

Darien looked at the sky and said: umm I believe that a rose will be good now...

ALL: falling

Moon: a rose?...how the hell a rose will help us now?

Darien: I will throw it and say `believe in yourselves sailor scouts and you can do it!`

*You probably got the point---its funny (the rose part), don't offence Darien you still pretty cool (I guess)*

All: -_-...

Moon: anyways chibiusa probably will know where is she right?

Mercury: right but where could she be?

Chibiusa: here I am ^_^

Moon: hi chibiusa...

Uranus: yeh yeh yada yada yada...now where's Jupiter?

Chibiusa: what do you mean?

Venus: you know butterkiller...teleporter beam that meant to be to mars but Jupiter's in the way...

Chibiusa: O.O? That didn't supposed to happened...

Neptune: what do you mean?

Chibiusa: Jupiter supposed to do her supreme thunder and NOT to push mars away...



Meanwhile at another place....:

Jupiter was falling through a worm tunnel (a gate between worlds)...

Jupiter: HELP...

She saw a bright light......and then...

She woke up lying...

Jupiter (that just opened her eyes): where am I???

To Be Continue...

Next time: will Jupiter remember who she is or not?

And will our sailor scouts will find Jupiter?

Please read and review...(be kind and easy on my)