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STAR WARS
A NEW HOPE (Mutant Style)
(Cause really, who else is gonna save the Universe?)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title.
War drums echo through the heavens as a roll up slowly crawls into infinity.
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their
first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Wanda races home aboard her starship,
custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
