Disclamer: I do not own bleach.
warnings: the use of the words yaio, M+,
THIS WAS WRITEN BY MY FRIEND KAMEILLA83 (AKA: KAMEILLA R. BLACKMOON) SO SHE LET ME UPLOAD I

Day 1: tea shipments.

7:00 AM tea shipments arriving.

7:16 AM tea shipment called in saying " Where lost and we don't know what direction to go in las noches isn't on are map."

7:16 AM message replied saying "You have a GPS all download the corrodants to you"

7:17 AM reply as " OK we got it."

7:18 AM tea shipments back on road.

7:24 AM truck hit a stray dog as a result got a flat.

7:35 AM truck delayed for 11 minuets.

8:05 AM truck left back open after changing tire, all crates containing tea fell out.

8:06 AM truck had to drive 65 minuets to get more tea additional cost will be added.

10:35 AM shippemt 3 hours form karakura town.

10:47 AM opening garganta to allow truck into Hueco Mundo.

10:47 AM 2 shinigame got into the garganta while allowing truck in.

10:47 AM sent message to espda number 4 to eliminate them.

10:48 AM the cuatro espada just reported that the shinigami where low ranking and has been dealt with.

10:55 AM all labels on boxes got torn off by hollow lizards, shippments got mixed up.

11:00 AM 5 minuet delay has occur, all shippments are in order now.

11:15 AM truck has crashed threw wall of Las Noches because the 5th espada thought it was a "super big-ass hollow"

11:30 shipping has been delived.

Aizen simply starred at the report of the tea shipment he just received, so he try'd to calmly hand the papers to gin, and rush over the the busted up crate's laying in front of attamped to lift the top off but all the other sides of the wooden box.

Aizen starred in horror as gin, fell on the floor laughing his ass off.

"Gin, pleas tell me why this crate is filled with...with"

" hahahaha!"

"Oh dear god why this."

Then the laugh's that gin was attempted to stifle stopped as beeping emitted from the fax machine in the corner. Gin got off the floor and ran over to it and burst out laughing aging. Curious aizen walked over and saw the last of the report.

Extra part of tea shippment report.

11:57 AM all tea shipmet reports got replaced by the following: Pink fairy prissiness outfits, kitten plush's, 2,000 hardcore M+ yaio magazines, and yaio cosplay items.

My apologies for the late delay

-sincerely Kameilla R. Blackmoon, director of tech. And report's department.

nami: sooo how did you like the way i uploaded it

kameilla: ok

nami: why cna't you use you'r account?

kame:...i have one?

nami: yes

kame: im too lazy to log in