Fifty Shades of the Real Housewives of Seattle

After 18 years of marriage, Christian caves and Ana Grey enters the Real Housewives of Seattle Season 1, along with Kate Grey and Mia Kavanagh.

Disclaimer – I do not own Fifty Shades or the Real Housewives franchise. This story is my spoof of the two worlds colliding and me taking a shot at writing.

Warning - Contains: dramatic relationships and nauseating cat-fights, new characters of my own creation and I make no promises that you will like them all, contains the same beloved EL James characters, and plenty of CG/AS romance.

Please read & review. Be kind though - I'm a newbie at this.

*Hi all, I decided to edit the hell out of my previous story and re-post. I went on a hiatus, came back to it, and didn't like where I left the plot so I decided to just re-do a lot of it. Hope you enjoy! =)


Chapter 1

Ana POV

I wake to the loud buzzing of the alarm clock.

Seriously, who gets up at 6am to be in the office by 9am? … Oh ya – Christian Grey does. Even now at 43 years old, he is still up early for his morning work-out.

Groaning, I roll over and hit the snooze button. I have never been a super early riser and leave the 'waking the kids' task to my husband. Christian, of course does this every morning at 5:50 and heads downstairs for a work-out. He will probably be in here any minute to peel me out of our bed anyways. After a date-night the previous evening, I figure it is his fault that I am more sleepy than usual this morning. Smirking to myself for my clever justification, I pull the blankets up to my chin and try to get another ten minutes of sleep.

I hear the buzzer again and "Ana, baby? You awake yet?" I open my eyes to see my sexy husband smiling at me affectionately. He is dressed in his gray suit. I can't hide my beaming smile from the glorious sight in front of me. He is barefoot, and his damp hair makes him look even more edible as he kisses me awake. And he is allllll mine, I think to myself contentedly. "It is precisely 6:41," he informs me. Oops, overslept by just a few minutes…

"Hi," I sigh, kissing him back.

"How was your sleep?" he asks.

"I slept like a baby, how 'bout you?"

"I slept well. It's probably thanks to the beautiful woman who kept me warm all night long," he smirks down at me.

"Mmm, yes, I had a pretty hot date last night myself."

He surprises me when he swoops down to pick me up off the bed, and spins me around before kissing me passionately. "I love you Mrs. Grey," he says assertively.

"I love you too Mr. Grey," and I can't help the giggle that escapes me.

"I better go get those kids of ours up and moving for school," he states. Nodding sleepily, he runs his hands down my back and over my ass, cupping my cheeks and giving them a squeeze. Winking at me, he exits the bedroom and I hear his footsteps treading down the hallway to the kids' bedrooms.

It is a cloudy spring day and after the wake-up call from my gorgeous husband, I am feeling much more energetic on a spring Friday morning. I have a lunch-date planned with my sister-in-laws, Kate and Mia, who apparently have big news to share with me. I've been anticipating the meeting all week long and dreading what they are going to tell me. Kate and Mia with big news can only mean one thing – trouble.