Okay I got JC of the Corn's blessings to continue his story Endless Possibilities. However I am still completely new to this whole writing thing so please bare with my overly simplistic sentences. I originally wanted to post this chapter during Christmas but I still had to get my bearings with all this writing stuff. Better late than never I guess. Aside from feedback, I'd also like to ask if anyone knows any good beta-readers around, particularly those good at descriptive writing, sentence and paragraph transitions, character dialogue transitions and of course good with words. If anyone is afraid that this might get taken down by critics united, I will transfer this story at Wattpad.
Anyway on with the disclaimer, I do not own RWBY or South Park: Stick of Truth
"I hope Jaune can change the future for the better." Pyrrha said with a hint of worry in her voice.
"I'm sure he can do it." Nora reassured her teammate.
"Time is a very delicate thing, even the most miniscule of mishaps could have unforeseen consequences." Ozpin pointed out.
"Therefore, Mr. Arc shouldn't do anything too drastic, otherwise all his efforts will be in vain."
"Trying to grasp all this time travel stuff is making my head hurt." Yang grumbled in frustration.
"Well, I hope the next one isn't anything depressing or convoluted." Ruby said.
The scene opened to what appears to be a hospital procedure room. Inside were two individuals, a young blonde-haired boy clad in scrubs and a blonde-haired adult man seated on a gynecologist chair. Most strangely however, the latter was wearing a long-haired wig and was pantsless, with his pelvic area being draped over by a white cloth as if he's about to get a procedure.
"Hang on, is that kid Jaune?" Nora enquired as she recognized the young boy's features.
"On closer inspection, yes it's indeed Jaune." Ren deduced, complying with Nora's observation.
"On a more important issue, why is Dad on some kind of operating chair?" Yang wondered, as this was quite baffling.
"And why is he wearing a wig and dressed like a chick?" Qrow was baffled himself.
"This is certainly odd." Ozpin remarked.
Jaune then approached Tai in order to speak with him.
"Shhhh." Tai shushed the young boy telling him to be quiet.
"I wonder what he's shushing Jaune for?" Pyrrha wondered.
"Maybe he got into trouble and is now trying to lay low." Ren tried to come up with an answer.
"Perhaps that explains the disguise." Blake surmised.
Without warning two people in black suits armed with guns came busting into the operating room. It was obvious they were government agents judging from their attire. One was a tall man with orangey red hair and the other a rather short woman with multicolored hair that was white, brown and pink.
"NOBODY MOVE!" Roman declared as he pointed his gun at the disguised man and child.
"Whoah, Roman is a government agent here?" Sun was quite surprised at this.
"Not just him, but his little crony as well." Yang added.
"Well, we did watch a reality where he was a naval commodore." Blake pointed out.
"It seems this reality also has Roman in a more respectable profession." Ozpin was again fascinated by this.
Tai in an attempt to make his disguise more convincing, tried to speak in a womanly voice.
"What's going on? I'm just here for an operation…. ha ha." Tai chortled in his poor attempt at sounding lady-like.
"Oh my god dad, that is the fakest woman voice ever." Yang groaned in embarrassment for her father.
"Why is dad even doing this?" Ruby was growing more and more confused.
"Perhaps your dad got into trouble with these government guys." Coco tried to come up with an answer to all this weirdness.
"Oh there you are doctor, I'm ready when you are." He hoped Jaune got the message to play along.
"Is this going to hurt doctor? Tee hee." Tai let out the fakest giggle he could muster.
"Seriously Tai, you need to work on your acting skills." Qrow chastised his longtime teammate.
However the two agents eyed them suspiciously as they did not completely buy it. Roman then looked to Neo as he voiced out his suspicions.
"There's something fishy going around here. I bet they're Nazi Grimm." Roman whispered to his partner Neo.
"Nazi Grimm?" Qrow and everyone else didn't know what to make of that.
"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Were the only words Ren describe this whole scenario.
"You tell me, I mean dad is dressed in drag, is on an operating chair and is now being held at gunpoint by agents." Yang was getting more and more perplexed.
"Alright, if you really are a doctor, give her an abortion. Do it!" Roman demanded.
"WHAT?!" Everyone, sans Ruby, exclaimed in utter shock.
"Did he just say an abortion?" Weiss was revolted by this turn of events.
"Aren't those usually done on pregnant women?" Pyrrha proclaimed aghast.
"Things have just gone from simply bizzare to the utterly absurd." Even the normally reserved Ozpin lost every ounce of composure.
"What's an abortion?" Ruby asked in innocent curiosity.
"Something you do not need to know Ms. Rose." Glynda didn't want the young girl to know something so deplorable.
The blonde haired youth stepped up on a stool for better elevation as he got ready to perform the surgical procedure.
"Oh ho, goodness!" His supposed patient whimpered.
As the procedure went underway, Jaune took out a syringe filled with anesthesia. Things only became weirder when music started playing as Tai's voice could be heard singing a song.
Christmas time is once a year
Every critter holds it dear
"Is that dad's voice singing in the background?" Ruby noticed that her father's voice could be heard singing.
"And he's singing a song about….. Christmas?" Yang was incredulous on why a song on Christmas would be appropriate for this situation.
"Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder." Qrow gave up trying to make sense of this reality.
Jaune had to be extra careful, otherwise the slightest mishap could be disastrous. Having to be delicate with the mock patient was challenging enough, but being held at gunpoint by the two agents made things even more hectic. Screwing up was not an option Jaune could afford.
With careful precision, Jaune managed to inject the anesthesia on the right spot, however this caused Tai to react in pain.
"Ack, MY BALLS!" Tai yelped as his voice broke character.
"I mean my malls, my malls, my favorite shopping malls are closing soon, Doctor. Can we please hurry this up." Tai pleaded, as he really wanted to just get it over with.
"Do we have to watch this?" Velvet groaned, clearly nauseated from having to watch the procedure.
"Like we have a choice." Coco also felt the same as her teammate.
Every animal big or small
Christmas means so much to us all
It's once a year, it's Christmas time
And it happens once a year
Transitioning into the next part of the procedure, Jaune put down the syringe and then took out a metal rod. With the rod in hand, he proceeded to put it inside Tai's bottom area to scrape his insides.
"Woah, that's cold. That's COLD!" Tai squirmed as the sound of scraping flesh can be heard.
"This is about as wide I can gape doctor."
"I think I'm going to be sick." Weiss could barely keep herself from puking.
"Ditto." Yang affirmed.
"Okay, okay do it, I'm ready!" Tai whispered in assurance.
It's once a year, it's Christmas time
When we hear about how Christmas only comes
Once a year
For the last step of the procedure, Jaune procured a vacuum tube which is used to suck out any uterine contents. However as Tai was a man, this just made things even more awkward.
Jaune proceeded to place the device on Tai's left lower area to suck out whatever it was he's supposed to suck out.
"Oh boy!" Tai exclaimed as a glimpse of his testicle was seen to be sucked into the vacuum.
Jaune then placed the vacuum to the right as he began sucking on the particular area.
"Woah balls, balls!" Again a glimpse of his testicle was shown to have been sucked by the vacuum.
The procedure continued for a little while as Jaune went back to sucking on Tai's left lower area.
"Watch the balls!" Tai yelped again, fortunately the procedure was finally over as the sound of something sloppy was heard falling out.
"..." Everyone were rendered too speechless with slack-jaws and wide-eyes to make any commentary on this bizarre spectacle.
"He did it!" Neo proclaimed in amazement.
Yang would've normally reacted with astonishment at seeing Neo being able to speak in this alternate reality, however she was still at a loss of words at the sight of her father getting an abortion.
"Alright, he is a real doctor." Roman was now fully convinced.
Suddenly the lights began to flicker as the power went off.
"What the hell?" Roman wondered what was happening.
He then heard screams coming from outside which could only mean trouble.
"Oh shit. CLEAR THE BUILDING! THE AREA HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!" Roman yelled in panic as he and his partner Neo left to deal with the issue outside.
The sounds of their guns firing could be heard. Roman went back into the room to warn its two occupants to leave the place.
"GET OUT NOW!" He exclaimed frantically and then left to deal with whatever the situation was.
With Roman finally out of sight, Jaune was able to move freely as he went up to talk to the man he just performed the procedure on.
"Uh…. you go ahead. It will take awhile before I can walk well." Tai said, his voice conveying uneasiness.
"What the hell did we just watch?" Qrow wondered aloud, finally breaking the silence.
