After reading Dante's Divine Comedy, I suffered. I hope you will like it.

P.S. Venus: the third heaven (in Paradise) is the abode of lovers.

Ice Lake Kocit: the heart of hell, the abode of Lucifer himself. Eternal peace, you will say. However every day, every hour, people die like flies. Alas and ah: all the paths lead to the underworld and today the lord will be convinced of this again...

There were eight of them.

"Welcome to Hell," the Prince's loud bass echoes through the corridor. This is his work: to divide sinners in circles throughout the century. Each time the same thing.

The first door: Limb. Here the souls of those who are not in paradise are languishing. Good people, but not baptized. And no one is really punished: eternal sorrow and sadness. Dumb and meaningless existence. Boring, not interesting, we go further.

Next stop: lust.

"Yours" nods the Prince to a twenty-year-old man, with a perfect movement, opening the door. The blonde somewhere sighs heavily in the distance, but he does not care.

Then the abode of Cerberus. We skip the gourmet here as it was not so and no. However, about food, they have always been different.

Fourth circle: waste. Another soul disappears behind these massive doors. How much does money mean in this world? Nothing is done without these green pieces of paper. Everything can be sold and bought, everything has a price. Who would have thought that shopaholism would lead to this? Well, well, one more separated pair. The devil grins: today everything is impossible and easy to impossible.

Stygian swamp, the fifth circle. More and more the Prince believes in stereotypes about blondes, so common at the top. And you, boy, were torturing yourself too much on the ground, standing like a hero. Despondency is a sin. Two more left.

"The seventh circle, the first and second belt" he alternately pointed to a blond guy and a woman with caramel hair. Assassins, suicides... People are not allowed to decide their destiny, this is the other department engaged in, the superior.

The eighth door never opens as unnecessary. The prince turns to the remaining two. A blond man and a girl with deep dark eyes look at him inquiringly. What's next? Icy Lake Cocitz? His abode. For what they are so guilty, that would get on the last ninth circle of hell. Indeed, why did they bring them here?

"Well, what can I do with you?" You are not rapists, not murderers, not adulterers... Traiters?" he asks, grinning, and the girl shakes her head and then reflects. Indeed, everything is ambiguous and complicated.

But the Prince does not even think to wait for their answer.

"Perhaps, but in hell you do not have places." Lucifer sighed heavily, surveying them with a pensive look. "You two were very fortunate, you were wasting your time here Elevator back along the corridor and to the right. Your stop: Venus, the third heaven.Have a good stay."

Both are very surprised, but the Devil... He knows all your secrets. And to judge you... not to you him, in short.