Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
by Laly Konstantin
Disclaimer: Of course i don't own them. I also don't own the road the chicken is crossing.
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So... Supposing the chicken *did* break out of its shell, and made its way to the nearest autobahn, how do you explain what compelled it to brave the danger, and...
well, in short, why did the chicken cross the road?
Saionji: "You wouldn't understand even if it squawked to you."
Miki: "The chicken's not doing anything suspicious!"
Juri: "Is there a problem with taking interest in *this* side of the road?"
Nanami: "It was escaping the inhumane poultry farm. Animal rights! Animal rights!" (Kiryuu-san then proceeded to hand out PETA brochures, with the assistance of three girls in cow suits)
Touga: "I suppose *I* was on the other side."
Kozue: "If it's a wild animal, who cares if it gets hit?"
Shiori: "Believe in crosswalks, and your wish will come true."
Mari: "The chicken... oh, Mitsuru, they're asking about you."
Mitsuru: "It can't grow up without crossing the road itself."
Wakaba: "It had something fun waiting at home."
Keiko: "It was tired of walking on eggshells."
Suzuki, Yamada, Tanaka: "o/~Drumstick, drumstick, drumstick! DRUMSTICK! o/~"
Mikage: "All chickens are equal, but some are more equal than others."
Anthy: "Oh, my! I hope Nanami, my chicken, wasn't hit by a convertible."
Akio: "Oh... it didn't make it." (The rijichou shrugged) "I hope my insurance will cover a new paint job. Who would have thought a chicken could do so much damage?"
Finally, the title character was asked.
Utena: "Chicken? They told me it was a volleyball... oh, man." (She re-examined scratch marks on her forearms) "Sorry."
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AN: Isn't it pathetic? I suppose it's just
by Laly Konstantin
Disclaimer: Of course i don't own them. I also don't own the road the chicken is crossing.
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So... Supposing the chicken *did* break out of its shell, and made its way to the nearest autobahn, how do you explain what compelled it to brave the danger, and...
well, in short, why did the chicken cross the road?
Saionji: "You wouldn't understand even if it squawked to you."
Miki: "The chicken's not doing anything suspicious!"
Juri: "Is there a problem with taking interest in *this* side of the road?"
Nanami: "It was escaping the inhumane poultry farm. Animal rights! Animal rights!" (Kiryuu-san then proceeded to hand out PETA brochures, with the assistance of three girls in cow suits)
Touga: "I suppose *I* was on the other side."
Kozue: "If it's a wild animal, who cares if it gets hit?"
Shiori: "Believe in crosswalks, and your wish will come true."
Mari: "The chicken... oh, Mitsuru, they're asking about you."
Mitsuru: "It can't grow up without crossing the road itself."
Wakaba: "It had something fun waiting at home."
Keiko: "It was tired of walking on eggshells."
Suzuki, Yamada, Tanaka: "o/~Drumstick, drumstick, drumstick! DRUMSTICK! o/~"
Mikage: "All chickens are equal, but some are more equal than others."
Anthy: "Oh, my! I hope Nanami, my chicken, wasn't hit by a convertible."
Akio: "Oh... it didn't make it." (The rijichou shrugged) "I hope my insurance will cover a new paint job. Who would have thought a chicken could do so much damage?"
Finally, the title character was asked.
Utena: "Chicken? They told me it was a volleyball... oh, man." (She re-examined scratch marks on her forearms) "Sorry."
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AN: Isn't it pathetic? I suppose it's just
