Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, do you think the show would actually be good? No way!

Author's Note: Help! Ryou Bakura is taking over my computer! He says he wants all of ff.net to know his feelings. So, listen to him! Or he might bring out the Yami! *Hides and lets Bakura take over* Enjoy, I hope. (Call the police and arrest Bakura!)

Why does everyone hate me?

By Ryou Bakura, NOT x-yamiyugigirl-x (lol)



Why does everyone hate me? I ask myself this everyday. I am the most unnoticed character in the damn show. When Tèa or whoever (I mention Tèa because she never shuts up about friendship!) is talking about their friends, I am always mentioned last, well, that's when I am actually mentioned! Usually it's Yugi, Tristan, Joey and Tèa. Never Bakura! Okay, speaking of Yugi, just because the show is called Yu-Gi-Oh, does not mean he rules the damn world! I mean, come one, does he think he's the only with a Yami? Yami Yugi is weak compared to my Yami! All Yami Yugi does is play Duel Monsters and threaten Seto Kaiba. Well, that's a talent, isn't it? I mean, there's nothing wrong with duelling, but when that's pretty much all ya do, there is a slight problem there. And oh my god, his hair! But no one's hair is as bad is Tristan's! You could balance heavy weights on it and it wouldn't even dent! Was his barber blind or is he just stupid! Yes, I know that people make fun of my hair, and stuff. It is not white! It's silvery! There is a difference! Joey's hair is similar to Tristan, but not nearly as bad! What exactly is Joey's accent? Brooklyn New York or Italian? I know I have a badly done English accent, but at least it's recognizable! What does Tèa call that outfit she wears? I call it a catastrophe! And that girl never shuts up. Sometimes I wanna just scream,

"Shut the fuck up Tèa!!!!!" but I don't because then I'd have her precious friends on me! Oh! Speaking of horrible clothes, have you seen Mai Valentine? Can you say, 'slut'? She only wears a lace up top coz she can't fit in a normal one! (Yeah, it's an old joke, but oh well!) Why is Seto Kaiba so obsessed with his brother? I wouldn't really care if I lost anyone to that gay bastard Pegasus. Have you heard his voice? Why does he call Yugi and Kaiba, "Yugi boy" and "Kaiba boy"? Are they gay lovers and that's his pet name for them? *Sighs* Oh well. I feel better now that I have bashed all my "friends". So, why does everyone hate me? I may never know!

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Okay I am back and just read what Bakura said. No one deserves that kinda bashing, except for Tèa! (Sorry Tèa fans! I just hate her!) Sorry this is really short! Bakura decided he was done. RnR and I will get another character to do a follow up, telling their opinions on what Bakura said!