Disclaimer (aka the legal crap): Why do I bother..I don't own any of the characters except Merle..unless J.K. Rowling would like to loan me the characters ^_^;



"WHAT THE—" Merle shouted as Professor Flitwick brushed past her one afternoon, screaming "Moo" at the top of his lungs, causing Merle to fall over. She rushed after him, skidding to a halt in front of him leaping up and down in front of Snape, yelling "CAN I BORROW YOUR SHOES?" at him. Snape looked horrified. At that point, Flitwick jumped over him, knocking him over and rolling down the stairs behind him. (A/N: I have no idea how Flitwick did that, but Snape looked pretty freakin' hilarious in the process) Merle rushed down the stairs, casually stepping on Snape's outstretched arm at the bottom of the steps. "Oops, sorry!' she called after him, running to catch up with Flitwick. "I don't believe that!!" he yelled back.

Merle hadn't noticed, she was too busy running after Flitwick, who was now shouting "I want a banana" at McGonagall. Bouncing around her, he rushed off. "All right, who spiked his pumpkin juice this morning?" she yelled. "The Weasley twins, no doubt." Merle said. Merle, who was not paying attention where she was going, ran straight into a wall. "Ugh. Who put this wall here?" she said, staring at a small block of wall that had appeared right in the middle of the corridor. "WEEEE!" she heard from the next hall. A very wide grin appeared on Merle's face. "That gives me the best idea I've ever had." She said. Running back to McGonagall, she hit another extra wall. "Mental note.." she muttered to herself, rubbing her nose. "Steal and hide Flitwick's wand until he's sober again." She continued to rush off to McGonagall.

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When Merle had told McGonagall her plan, McGonagall had an identical smirk on her face. "Brilliant." She commented.

"So, should we do it or not?"

"Are you mad? Of course we should."

"Well, now I'm having doubts..after all, we both work with him.."

"He'll never find out it was us. You're one of the top pranksters in Hogwarts."

Merle smiled.

"I suppose you're right, but.."

"You came up with the plan. Are you going to live it or not?"

"I never thought I'd see the day when you'd be persuading me to do something like this."

McGonagall grinned.

"Well, I've played a trick or two in my day."

Merle grinned as well, then giggled.

"This seems strange..using a potion on the Potions Master."

McGonagall laughed. (A/N: not too loud, mind you.)

"I think we need that book, Moste Potente Potions from the library."

Merle shuddered.

"God, I hate that book."

"I know, but we need it to find out the ingredients."

And the two women set out to the library.

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Fin.

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