1 Take The Leader's Prized Weapon

Draquilax: Before you begin, this is a one-shot that may stand alone but I'll be giving you some points as to who Jhan Li or aka J here is. She's a legendary demon who's rumored to be a guardian that travels to other worlds and universes such as this.

Those of you who have been following "At Odds", this one-shot comes after CH22: Alter Ego where J has already become acquainted with Skywarp on a matter of being in good terms with each other.

Word of caution. Don't do whatever J is doing. She's a pro at this. *winks then approaches female readers whilst taking one of their hand onto his* My~ What a lovely lady!~ Would you care for some dinner? ~

Next day... (Edit: 1/19/18)

J: Nani kore?! (What's this?!) How dare you update without me?! *points angrily at the lax demon*

Draquilax: Relax. You're totally able to change whatever you want~

J: Heck! I will! You're even placing a spoiler in that lame kiddy summary of yours! Although I appreciate the warnings though mortals don't need to know that, right? *grins evilly and starts formulating a summary*

A minute later...

Before...

Summary by Draqx: Warnings and caution to those who do not wish to get scrapped or even get a chance to be terminated by the Decepticons or probably even the Autobots. Never. Ever. Piss them off and take advantage of things like J does... You've been warned... ...One-shots from At Odds AU...

Supposed summary...

Summary by J: Disregard the title and voila! Troublemaker for dummies. Ways to get punished, slagged or even meet the Unmaker! You name it! One-shot madness by yours truly.

Final summary...

Disregard the title and voila! Troublemaker for dummies. Ways to get punished, scrapped, slagged or even meet the Unmaker! Probably even take the brunt of retaliation from the Decepticons slash Autobots! You name it! One-shot madness by yours truly. At Odds AU...

J: Hah! Done! Now move aside demon underling. *pushes Draqx aside* I have to post this pronto.

Draquilax: Whatever you say, Mistress~ *slightly bows with a smirk on his face*


"Soundwave!" Megatron hollered, fuming with rage as he stomped towards his communications officer as he held his detached fusion cannon on one servo.

The aforementioned turned around to address their commander from his usual duties.

"Where are they?" The silver mech demanded in a furious tone.

Soundwave simply tilted his helm, having no idea as to who his leader was talking about or was simply justifying his notion that his leader is barking at the wrong bush as the people of Earth say.

"Don't test my patience Soundwave" Megatron growled menacingly and his third in command complied.

"Rumble, Frenzy. Eject"

Two cassette tapes ejected from the cassette rack and both transformed into their robot modes, awaiting orders.

Their leader loomed over the two and both frowned in confusion as they looked at each other.

"To the brig with both of you" Megatron gritted his denta.

"Huh? We didn't do anything" Frenzy asked in confusion, not fearing their leader's fury for he is confident of what he didn't do. Unlike Starscream…

"Yeah, Lord Megatron. We both been in Soundwave's chest compartment for a whole solar cycle" Rumble pointed out.

The silver mech then scowled at his mistake. He then turned around and commed a certain Seeker.

Meanwhile, somewhere at the air vents, a human femme-most likely to be me, snickered silently in delight as I watched the innocent mechs whom we all know are not completely impeccable at all. The twin cassettes noticed this but kept silent as to not anger their leader even more.

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:What is it Lord Megatron?: The black and purple Seeker in jet form replied through his comm as he and his fellow trine flew over the vast ocean, heading back to base after scouting for power plants or oil refineries to plunder.

:Teleport at the bridge. Now!: The frequency crackled with static as the silver mech turned off his comm, leaving the teleporter confused with his leader's sudden demand.

"Sorry to break formation Screamer but duty calls"

"Don't call me-"

Skywarp then teleported away, cutting off his trine leader's reply.

Right when the teleporter appeared to where he was told to, was he immediately berated for something he didn't do. Other mechs find it amusing especially since it was Starscream who Megatron usually beats and yells at. They also have placed some bets.

Skywarp whom is known to be loyal and even with his prankster side, he wouldn't prey on Megatron unless he'd find somebot else to take the fall and escape punishment. This time he took the blame and he was being yelled at by the so called Slag Maker.

The leader shoved the cannon at the surprised Seeker who was told to shoot himself. His loyalty made him comply but silently prayed to Primus that he'd survive such ordeal or that Starscream and Thundercracker would save the day. He had the weapon pointed at his chasis and powered it.

The human femme slowly and quietly crept back in the air vents to avoid getting found out. But luck wasn't with her this time as the metal beneath her popped, somewhat denting it from her weight. Soundwave definitely heard it before everybot else and unleashed a tentacle that opened the air vents cover and retrieved the organic who cursed.

"Slag!" I was then presented before the silver mech who swore to give pain towards his loyal Seeker whom in turn got interrupted from his fate, thankfully and then did the pissed leader seized to face their human associate or unbeknownst to me, their hostage slash pet or prisoner.

"How can I be the one? After all, I've been in my quarters this whole time" I suddenly burst out. "Err… Well, maybe except a few minutes ago" I continued to say with an innocent smile.

Megatron then had a calculating look as if imitating his second in command and pointed his detached cannon at me after taking it from the teleporter.

Mechs gasped in disbelief at the turn of events especially with the recent rumors circulating.

"You know you're not supposed to do that to your self-appointed guardian, would you?" I dared to say as if challenging the mech who would dispose of those expendable to him. "Are you seriously trying to threaten me with a dud?" I thought out loud, revealing the prank and realizing a bit too late to take back what I said.

The silver mech shot the cannon towards me and instead of an energy blast was some kind of gelatin that sputtered out. I immediately dodged away from the jelly as the colorless water-soluble content splattered on Skywarp's chasis.

Skywarp glared at me who smiled sheepishly towards him then back at the silver mech and quickly took out the real miniaturized fusion cannon out of nowhere and threw it at them as a diversion to escape.

The weapon reverted back to its original size and its owner caught it with no effort at all as he attached it on his servo. As I tried to escape, Skywarp teleported before me. I skidded to a halt only to find the two cassette brother's blocking my path.

"Come on guys. You did the same on me. Uhh… We could settle this mech to guardian… with some energon?" My eyes darted in search for escape but was outnumbered and so was defeated.

Megatron looked down on me as if in disappointment and ordered. "J. You are to clean the whole base"

"What?!"

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Thus, here I am, still starting from zero and already complaining.

"Even Rumble and Frenzy don't get this much punishment. They only get a big room not the whole base! This. Is. So. Unfair!" I wailed as I held the mop close to me, both mechs mentioned where watching over her with a smile of contentment.

Even Skywarp was there to make sure I don't escape as payback for having his chasis covered with the squishy and sticky residue that won't come off even after cleaning himself in the washracks.

While cleaning, an idea crept into my mind and I gave a wide smirk as I mopped the floor with determination to get it done silently but somewhat others nearby could catch me laughing to myself. Rumble, Frenzy and Skywarp shrugged at each other after seeing this and thought as to how strange I can be; Refusing with complaints and then determined to even get the job done…


Draquilax: What could J be thinking?... We'll find out on the main story "At Odds". Although I'm not so sure what chapter would it be. I'll be sure to ask J about it and give an update soon. Later lovlies~

11/17/17
Posted 1/18/18
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