Umbridge is bad

Hey! That is common fact!

She wears puffy pink dresses

And shiny new shoes

And sounds a lot like a frog.

The students don't like her

She never gives wandwork

And enjoys yelling at kids.

She once fell asleep

While giving a lecture

And gave Dean Thomas detention

For not paying attention.

She stole Dennis Creevey's lunch

And then gobbled down her own

She jumps on the couch during staff meetings

Shame she was the only one there

They tried to get her fired

But Fudge's grip was strong

So Hermione simply introduced her to the centaurs.