Chapter 1 - Pick-Up Lines
(iUse Pick-up Lines)
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly which belongs to the amazing Dan Schnider and Nick nor do I own the prompt which is part of Mackenzie Girl's 100 word seddie challenge.
It was unnaturally quite at the Shay house. Both Carly and Spencer had gone to the supermarket to pick up art suppplies and groceries leaving Carly's normally bickering best friends Freddie and Sam to "Man the Fort." as Spencer had put it. Freddie was currently at the computer working on some stuff on the iCarly website while Sam was lounging on the couch watching Girly Cow. Everything was going fine until Freddie decided to break the silence.
"You know if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." Freddie attempted to say smoothly as he continued to work on the website while Sam just rolled her eyes.
"Then it's a good thing you can't rearrange the alphabet." Sam replied clearly bored as she continued watching Girly Cow.
"I seemed to have lost my number can I have yours?" Freddie asked with a hopeful smile on his face as he turned to face the blonde on the couch.
"Yeah it's 1800 – your a nub." the blonde haired girl replied overly enthusiasticly as she turned towards Freddie..
"You know I would go to the ends of the earth for you." Freddie told her
"Yeah but would you stay there?" Sam asked hopefully.
"I must be in heaven because I've met an angel." Freddie said dreamily.
"OK dude seriously?" Sam was getting a little annoyed now.
"Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby I'm lost at sea." Freddie said as he made his way towards the blonde girl sitting on the couch.
"Dude....Dork.....Nub...FREDDIE." Sam yelled as a last attempt as Freddie grab her hand and looked into her eyes.
"You must be a theif because you've stolen my heart." Freddie whispered to her as he got on one knee.
"Oh for the love of..... Dork snap out of it." Sam said clearly pissed off as she slapped freddie across the face.
"SAM." Freddie yelled as he let go of her hand.
"Hey you deserved that one."
"Maybe." Freddie mumbled as he sat down beside the upset blonde.
"Dude. What with the cheesy pick up lines anyway?"Sam was now intruiged.
"It's nothing."
"As the girl who you and I use this term loosly "tried to chat up" don't you think I have the right to know?"
"Era practicng mis habilidades que se ligaban en usted" Freddie said in fluent Spanish, grateful that sam had no clue what he was saying.
"In english please." Sam said through gritted teeth. Freddue sighed as he sat up.
"I told Carly that I liked a girl and she said I should practice my flirting skills on someone. You
were the only girl here so I thought I'd try it on you." Freddie admitted shyly.
"OK. What I am about to say I will only say once and I'm only doing this because what you did took guts and I guess you deserve something for it so listen up. Firstly your so called "flirting skills" are jank. Secondly why are you using cheesy pick-up lines? Dude you should just be yourself. Find some common ground with the chick something you both like and try not to be such a douche. Your an OK kid Freddifur and I guess some girls might like you." Sam was clearly happy with her little speech while Freddie was just shocked she actually made any kind of sense.
"So who's the chick?" Sam asked teasingly.
"Uh no one. Sam were you seriouse about just being myself?"
"Uh sure Dork. Can't be any worse then those chat up lines from before. Trust me" Sam told him as she turned back to the TV clearly indicating that there bonding time was over. Freddie sat there for a few seconds looking as though he was fighting a battle in his head but then he got up with a smirk on his face and turned to Sam.
"Thanks Samantha." he whispered in her ear as he gently blew into it. Standing up he was happy to notice her cheeks had a faint blush to them.
"Uh maybe I was wrong. Maybe you should stick to those pick-up lines of yours." Sam told him. Freddie just gave her a half smile and left the Shay's apartment. Happy with the knowledge that today he had finally made some progress with the girl of his dreams.
AN: So Merry Christmas everyone. Here is my christmas gift to all of you. I know it's not that long but hopefully the rest will be longer. About the spanish part – I can't speak Spanish at all except for Hola, counting to 5 and whatever else I learn from watching Dora and Diego with my niece and nephew. I used Babelfish to translate so if it was wrong in some way I'm really sorry. Please review and tell me what you think.
