Welcome to probably the most random, slightly disturbing, fanfiction you'll ever read! :D Now, if you have read my stories you're probably thinking along the lines of "Oh crap, what is she planning this time!" Well I'll tell you, STUPID RANDOMNESS THAT WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU GO "WTF" XD
By the way, I'm adding my OCs in here.
WARNING: This involves slash, so if you're not with that, leave now and don't bother commenting because I'll justbe laughing at you for being stupid. (No offence) Keep your opinion to yourself about this.
Enjoy!~
Daniel James Fenton walked to the front doors of his school with his hands in his hoodie's pockets(being winter and all), meeting up with his two best friends; Sam and Tucker. Dodging Dash and the rest of the A-List, they peacefully made their way to their Study Hall with Mr. Lancer, who had to leave for a meeting and left them unsupervised. Bad choice.
"Hey, guys, don't you think Dash is acting weird?" Tucker asked once they were seated. Danny glanced at the jock, only to find him staring intensely at Danny. More precisely, Danny's behind.
"Why is he staring at me like that?"
"Because he wants D's D!"
"Tucker, quit being perverted!"
"But Sam, look at what's happening!"
"What are you guys talking about?" They turned their heads to see Era and Erin, their friends that transferred just a month ago and already learned Danny's secret. Observent assholes.
"Just how Dash is totally gay." Tucker responded. Era's green eyes sparkled and she nodded her head furiously, sending locks of silver hair to fly all over the place.
"He is! I see the way he's staring at Danny, not to mention his 'friendship' with Kwan, and let's not forget all our proof that he's not completely straight!" She crossed her arms and sat down next to Tucker. Erin ran his hand through his silvery hair and shifted his own green orbs to his sister, then said
"But that's nothing. He can be just... feminine." Sam nodded. Danny sighed.
"It's possible. But really, doesn't it seem just a tiny bit weird?"
Era rolled her eyes and pointed to the Dash.
[Era]
There! Right! There!
Look at that tanned, well tended skin
Look at that killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay! Totally gay!
Erin rolled his eyes at his twin sister, but played along.
[Erin]
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay
Quickly catching in, Danny and Sam joined in, after duct taping Tucker's mouth shut that is.
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well, its irrelevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fey
[Danny]
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[Era]
Look at his silk translucent socks
[Erin]
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
[Era]
What are we seeing
[Erin]
Is he gay
Era smacked him in the head.
[Era]
Of course he's gay
[Erin]
Or European
They froze and looked at Dash intensely.
[All]
Oooooooohhhhhhh
Gay, or European
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay, or European
[Danny]
Well, hey, don't look at me
[Sam]
You see the bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports
The play peculiar sports
[All]
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "Ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks
[Era]
Oh, please
[All]
Gay or European
So many shades of gray
[Danny]
Depending on the time of day the French go either way
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Valarie said. They turned to her.
"We're singing about Dash being gay!" Tucker said. She rolled her eyes.
"I don't think he is."
"See!" Erin and Sam yelled. Ignoring them, they continued.
[All]
Is he gay or European
Or-
[Valarie]
There! Right! There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume that hottie in that costume
[Era]
Is automatically, radically
[Danny]
Ironically, chronically
[Valarie]
Certainly, pertin'ly
[Erin]
Genetically, medically
They looked at Dash talking to Kwan, seemingly flirting.
[All]
GAY, OFFICIALLY GAY
OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY
Dash then winked at Paulina.
DAMNIT
Gay or European
[Danny]
So stylish and relaxed
[All]
Is he gay or European
[Danny]
I think his chest is waxed
[Sam]
But they bring their boys up different there its culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
[All]
If he wears a kilt or bares a purse
Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code
[Era]
Yes his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed
[All]
Huh
Gay or European
So many shades of gray
[Random girl that decided to join]
But if he turns out straight I'm free on eight on Saturday
She was then pushed away.
[All]
Is he gay or European
Gay or European
Gay or Euro-
[Danny]
Wait a minute
Give me chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
[Erin]
The floor is yours
Danny walked up to Dash.
"Whadda'ya want Fen-turd?!" Danny narrowed his eyes and stared at Dash intensely.
"Just play along."
[Danny]
So, Mr. Baxter
This aligned affair with Ms. Sánchez has been going on for...
Dash blinked but played along.
"Two years?"
"No! Sing it!"
[Dash]
Two years
[Danny]
And your first name again is...
"The fuck are you doing Fenturd?!"
"Shut the fuck up and play along!" Dash was about to say something when Kwan told him to just do it.
By now the whole class was listening
[Dash]
Dashiel
[Danny]
And your boyfriend's name is...
[Dash]
Kwan
The class gasped. Realising his mistake Dash tried to correct himself.
"I ment-"
"Sing!"
[Dash]
I sorry, I misunderstand
You say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend
Kwan is my best friend
[Kwan]
You bastard
You lying bastard
That's it! I no cover for you no more
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay AND European
[Class]
Whoa!
[Kwan]
And neither is disgrace
[Class]
Uh
[Kwan]
You gotta stop your being a completely closet case
[Class]
Oh
[Kwan]
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming boy band carbeit
[Dash]
I'm straight
[Kwan]
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay
[Class]
And European
[Kwan]
He's gay
[Class]
And European
[Kwan]
He's gay
[Class]
And European and gay
[Dash]
Fine, okay, I'm gay
[Class]
Hurray
The class was congratulating Danny, Era, and Tucker for finding out while Dash pulls Kwan for a chaste kiss.
[Kwan&Dash]
FINE, OKAY, WE'RE GAY
"MOBY DICK! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?"
This will be a multi-chapter story of a series of one-shots and/or two-shots or an arc (meaning it will have more than to parts)
For those of you who are wondering, the OCs are twins, Era is a girl, Erin is a boy.
Era wears a jean jacket with a white hoodie underneath, Black T-shirt, skinny jeans with a white belt, and black and white All*star converses. Hip-length silver hair and green eyes
Erin wears a black wife-beater, white jacket with the sleeves rolled up, jeans, and combat boots. Mid-neck length silver hair and green eyes.
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