It was a late night and Dr. Eggman was hard at work in his secret lab. He twisted the last bolts onto his sinister device and tossed the wrench over his shoulder. He wiped the sweat from his brow and beamed at his creation.

"OHO! This new diabolical display of my deviousness is sure to give that spiky blue fiend a real run for his money!" he laughed. He jumped up from his chair and ran into the kitchen.

Eggman quickly disposed of his contaminated gloves and slipped on a shiny new pair. He then bolted to the refrigerator and examined his hearty supply of foodstuffs. "But what to have as a congratulatory munch?"

Eggman stroked his long bristly moustache. He finally settled on a tasty-looking melon. He ran over to the sink and washed off the big fruit.

Moments later, the doctor got a peculiar urge. He lifted the melon up to his nose and gave it a quick sniff. He liked what he smelled, so he inhaled the entire melon into his right nostril.

His nostril was now completely plugged up. The melon was halfway lodged inside his olfactory passage. Surprisingly, Dr. Eggman enjoyed this sensation and thought about how foxy he probably looked to some of the ladies out there. He ran out of the kitchen and into the bathroom to examine his brilliant display.

He liked what he saw, but there was definitely a feature absent from bringing out his full radiance. In a snap, Dr. Eggman realized what was missing.

The doctor ran down to his lab and pulled out a large cardboard box labeled "Art & Crafts". He dug a hand inside and pulled out the best thing ever: a pair of Styrofoam spheres.

Dr. Eggman carefully dislodged the melon from his nostril and placed it on the windowsill. He gave his melon a kiss and patted it out of deep respect and love.

Dr. Eggman then took hold of the Styrofoam balls and shoved one up each nasal passage. He then snorted to get them good and stuck, upping the beauty value of his classily sassy looks.

Eggman took out a party mirror from the box and marveled at his stellar exhibition. He smiled at just how good he was looking for the whole world.

But something else was missing now…

"AHA! I've got it!" he cried as he dove back into the box, pulling out a fistful colourful feathers. Dr. Eggman slowly poked several feathers into each Styrofoam ball. He loved the sensation of the ticklish feathers mingling with his moustache.

"Still more adornment is required to satisfy my fashion appetite!" Dr. Eggman pulled out some pipecleaners and fit them into the spheres the same way as he had the feathers. He bent the wires a bit to show off his keen eye for feng shui.

"I'm looking razzlin' and dazzlin' than ever!" He grabbed several colours worth of glitter glue and applied the finishing touches to his nasal décor. He then slapped on a few shiny stars and moons to further accentuate his chill vibes.

"How about that!" announced the styling doctor as he made his way down town, walking fast, faces passed, and home bound. "And I need you…"

THE GLORIOUS END