Hello! This is my sister's account and her guide. I, Skull Masher Master Nichimon, am writing this for derpy because the only words she can spell are: pie (her spelling paih), KFC, butter (her spelling budder), derpy, squids and rule.


Derpy's Journal

Hai, my name is DerpySquidsRule! And this is my Derpyness guide!

Okay, these are the steps:

Step 1: Forget what everyone tells you about being derpy.

Step 2: Read my guide VERY carefully!

Step 3: Eat a lot of KFC, Budder and Paih!

Step 4: Be friends with everyone who has derpy in their name.

Step 5: Do not become smart!

Step 6: :3 Derp your abc's with me!


I am really sorry this is so short, but DerpySquidsRule is really tired. Night!

Derpy really wants reviews and likes!

~DerpySquidsRule :P