Life Is Weird !?
Prologue
"It all started on a normal day at home woke up ate something sat down in the living room and watched whatever I watched that happened to be on youtube or t.v but then the wonkiest thing happened."what was that sound." I walked around to look to see if it was one of my pets more than likely my cat but he was outside so what was it. "Sounded like it came from the hall i better check it out even if its against my better judgement but then again its only fun if its stupid so here I go." I went in to the hall to find a mirror but strangely enough there was no reflection when I looked in it that's when the stranger thing happened. " What the heck is that feeling on my leg oh oh on oh god no oh god please no not this anything but this." Of course when I looked down there were tentacles warped around my legs then the next thing you swoop right in to the mirror then darkness. I woke up and I was astounded by what I saw the moment my eyes opened." Where in the world am I." I was alone and I had absolutely no idea of where to go or where I was. " Well I guess I'd better start looking around there's only sand, water, tress, and that's it but I think my eyes are playing tricks on me everything's eight bit." I tried dig in the sand but it just shrank in to a smaller block that could fit in my pocket. " Oh well i guess i'd better go find a village if there are any." I walked for about an hour or what seemed before finally finding a village and they were being attacked by zombies well they were trying to get in the doors anyway but mostly to no avail.
" I guess i should help maybe ah lets do it man I got to stop talking to myself." I walked up to a zombie and it looked blocky and could only attack with its arms by moving them upward I snuck up behind one and broke its neck and opened the door and walked in and then closed said door looked around found a chest with a stone sword in it I grabbed it then went to town. A few minutes latter I was done and it was day time so no more came i then walked up to a villager." Excuse me but can you tell me where I am." You are in Minecraftia why ask such a silly question."
So I was in Minecraftia well better then nowhere I guess I better ask how this place works." Sorry to bother you again but could you tell me how this world works." "What are you talking about." " Well i'm new to this so I need a little help," " Oh O.K read this then." "thanks mister." "no problem." The Book was called A Survival Guide to Minecraftia it had recipes, rules, and some pretty useful thing that could help along the way."Well I better find an empty house to call my own for now but first things first make a bed I have ti find a sheep and kill it since I don't have any shears well I better get looking." I went looking found what i need and more the headed back." Well now that I'm done exploring I'd better take a nap." I went in to the to lay down my bed was hidden under the floor so I couldn't be caught off guard by a mob or any unwanted guest and sure enough after what seemed an hour a heard my door open." Any one here." I woke from my sleep but did not answer the voice sounded feminine around sixteen-ish "Hello HELLO whew good no ones home at least for now better get some rest." After all the sounds sub sided i walked up stairs looked around and found a girl one of the extra beds she had cat ears a cheetah print bra and skirt that barely covered her thighs her hair was orange and stopped in the middle of her back but the weird thing was she had ten tails all orange a big i thought she looked harmless enough so I went to talk to her. " Excuse me miss." "Hmm who's there." she looked and was surprised to see another person in the house. "May I ask what you're doing here." " Ahh sorry i thought now one was home I'll leave now sorry for the intrusion." " No its fine you can stay I ans excuse me for sounding stereotypical but don't cats sleep out side." "Sometimes I do but there were creepers out there." " Oh you mean those exploding green dicks i saw a couple of em be for there annoying but not a threat to any thing but humans so why hide." " Because they hate cats." " Why. " " Because cats hate them cause they all ways try to kill us." " Oh well you can stay for the night then if you like I'll be sleeping down there." I point to the location of my bedroom. " Thanks very much I will good night then" " Same to you." TO BE CONTINUED
