With 2015 almost upon us; here's an interview with Ash Ketchum. He gives us his report card on XY; talks about shippings; whether he really falls for Team Rocket's disguises and the biggest thing on everyone's mind... HIS AGE; along with other subjects. Might be a few profanities. But bleeped out. This could be canon you know... A little bit Advanceshippy. He really hates Iris here. Read and Review I don't own Pokémon; all the usual BS.

Interviewer (Voice: David Kaye): Thanks for your time.

Ash (Voice: Steve Blum): No problem.

Interviewer: With 2014 winding down. How's this series been so far compared with Black and White or even earlier?

Ash: Well... we're nearly done for this season and you know what... I'm very happy with it; quite possibly the best series since the Advanced Generation. I really had fun with it.

Interviewer: Can you tell us why?

Ash: I'm paired up with people who like me; don't criticise me and call me a kid every 5 seconds. I hated BW! That wasn't even me for goodness sake! Back to the point; it was the first time since AG that I'm actually having fun with this; the last 2 series dragged on for me. In BW I had a freakin' idiotic conasuer (I don't know how you spell it!) with me; an arrogant, self-absorbed little brat who never trains her Pokémon; only uses an OP (Over Powered) Dragonite and fails at it and she calls me the little kid A: For not knowing what... well... whatever Clian was... and B: for winning my 6th badge! Those are only two examples.

Interviewer: thanks now are you-

Ash: Could I finish?

Interviewer: Ok.

Ash: Thank you. My rivals weren't any better; I had Stephan who condemns every saying of his name no matter what it is (Imitates Stephen) No you got it wrong; that's not who you say it; it's Stef-on! (normal voice) How the hell do you say it man?! Cameron was... a tool; who dissed me because of my Oshawott (Don't know how to spell it!) who wouldn't evolve; but sort of ok... Bianca was ok too; but she really needed to stop running as much. If Iris is behind me in XY and Bianca appears; I'll just shuffle out of the way so Iris gets hit instead of me! (Laughs)

Interviewer: Are you actually older?

Ash: Yes... Finally! I'm around 13-15 I'm not sure. Anyway in XY I've been able to come into my own again and beat people against the odds. Like the episode where I went up against Mega Lucario who may or may not have been out of control and won. That showed that I'm a capable battler and me and my team mean business. There have been other moments where I've been absolutely badass you know. So this series I might actually win the league. Hopefully. But yeah; My cast mates are people who don't do anything too stupid although at times I do feel I'm surrounded by idiots; writers and animators who actually know what they're doing and I'm becoming awesome again.

Interviewer: Now shippings with you involved are quite popular. Could you give us your opinion on them?

Ash: Sure go ahead.

Interviewer: Pokéshipping? (AshXMisty)

Ash: Are you kidding me? Misty slapped me every 2 seconds often for no reason and has serious anger issues! Don't like it; next.

Interviewer: Ok... (pause) Advanceshipping? (AshXMay)

Ash: I do seriously like that couple. The episode that might've shut down the couple (The Bicker the Better) was really us two being a bit edgy with one another and admittedly I was a bit impatient; patience is something that I'm starting to have more of. Me and May share a lot of the same qualities as one another; treat each other with the unmost respect and she's a really nice person to be with. So yeah a couple I'm considering. Also I don't like Drew! (Laughs)

Interviewer: Pearlshipping? (AshXDawn)

Ash: Yeah... another couple I'm considering. Although we do push each other a bit too hard perhaps. 50/50

Interviewer: Negaishipping. (AshXIris)

Ash: After calling me a kid for an entire series? No way!

Interviewer: and finally Amourshipping. (AshXSerena)

Ash: Old "friends" reunited; how many times have we been there before? But she is nice; although infatuated with me at the same time. I'm neutral.

Interviewer: Ok I've run out of questions for now; I'll go find some more and we'll come back later!

Ash: Sounds good. I'm really hungry; how about some lunch?

Yeah... I'll continue this latter. Sorry About the hate on Iris!