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Zeus called the the Olympians and their children together. "Now do you all know why we are here" he asked.
"No" everyone replied.
"You wouldn't tell us" Connor yelled.
"Well we are here to discuss that fact that the children mess up their lines lot" Zeus replied. The thoneroom erupted with noise.
"We do not" Percy yelled.
"I never mess up" Clarisse yelled.
"What are you talking about" Nico yelled.
"Silence" Zeus boomed "you say you don't mess up often? Well let's see, who shall we start with? How about you Percy?" Zeus walked over to the t.v and put a DVD in it. The words Percy's Bloopers appeared on the screen.
The Lightening Thief
Dionysus: You do know pinochle?
Percy: I'm afraid not sir.
Dionysus: I'm afraid not sir.
Percy: Oh Hades can I try that again.
Director: Cut
Percy: What if it lines up like it did in the war... Athena versus Poseidon.
Annabeth: Trojan War.
Percy: What?
Annabeth: It's the Trojan War Seaweed Brain.
Percy: *hangs his head* I'm sorry
Director: Cut
Percy: Um... what are you exactly?
Grover: That doesn't matter right now.
Percy : It doesn't matter? From the waist down my best friend is a goat! Ugh I mean donkey.
Director: Cut
Sea of Monsters
Percy: Tyson we're turning around.
Tyson: Going the wrong way?
Percy: Of course.
Tyson: *starts laughing*
Percy: I messed up again didn't I?
Tyson: Yes.
Director: Cut
Annabeth: Sorry.
Percy: S'okay. *starts coughing* Oh your shoe tastes gross.
Annabeth: I'm really sorry.
Director: Cut
Titan's Curse
Thalia: She was nuts about monuments.
Grover: Spouted facts all the time. So annoying.
Percy: *staring off into space*
Thalia and Grover: Percy!
Percy: What? Hey where's Annabeth?
Everybody: *facepalm*
Director: Cut
Percy: Apollo?
Apollo: I'm incognito. Call me Fred.
Percy: A god *laugh* named *laugh* Fr- *bursts out laughing* I'm sorry *more laughing* it's just Fred really? *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Director: Cut
The Battle of the Labyrinth
Annabeth: Red cattle. The cattle of the sun.
Percy: What?
Annabeth: They're sacred to Apollo.
Percy: Holy cow.
Annabeth: *starts laughing*
Percy: What?
Annabeth: Holy cows.
Percy: Oh right. *starts laughing too*
Director: Cut
Percy: I'll be quick. I won't do anything stupid.
Annabeth: At least take this. And be careful. *hands him hat*
Percy: Thanks. *drops hat* *starts laughing* I dropped the hat.
Annabeth, Rachael, and Nico: *start laughing*
Director: Cut
The Last Olympian
Nico: We need music. How's your singing?
Percy: Um, no. Can't you-
Phone: Sorry for party rockin'.
Percy: Sorry that's me.
Nico: *laughs* That's one way to get music.
Director: Cut
Hades: Demeter! That is enough you are a guest in my house.
Demeter: Oh a house is it? You call this dump a house? Make my daughter live in this dark, damp-
Hades: I told you, there's a war above. You and Persephone are better off with me.
Percy: Excuse me but if you're going to kill each other could you get on with it?
Hades: We aren't going to kill each other, we are going to kill you.
Percy: Oh right.
Director: Cut
"See you do mess up" Zeus announced "a lot."
"But that's Percy" Nico said.
"Yeah he messes everything" Connor announced.
"Hey" Percy protested.
"Well he is the son of a sea spawn" Athena agreed.
"Hey" Poseidon protested.
"Fine" Zeus said "how about we take a look at your mess ups Mr. Di Angelo." Nico sighed.
"Wonderful" he muttered.
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