I am only writing this for I am bored to death and my good friend JacindaWeire wanted me to write a cracky-kingdomhearts-ficcy, If it sucks don't yell at me I personally think my style of crack is cheap and pathetic but I will do it for the fame that comes along with kingdom hearts. If I get any info wrong don't yell at me, I am only a level 8 in two and I am still working on Halloween town in one.
In clothing store by Kairi's request- 2:34 PM on a Monday.
Sora- How would I look in this?(says completely serious holding up a bright pink, frilly cocktail dress)
Riku- ...(confused look)
Roxas- argh(buries face in hand while waving off a confused Sora)
Axel- Great, I think you should try it on!(Says smiling)
Sora- Okay! (skipping towards dressing room)
Axel- **evil laughter** preparing phone to video tape
Kairi- Thats not very nice!...hes just confused... (can't think of real excuse)
Riku- (still confused look) Why...
Sora- (still skipping comes up with the dress on smiling) the lady told me she shouldn't let me try it on, that it was against rules...so I cut her with my keyblade,yayyy!
Axel- (on floor rolling around choking for air)
Roxas- (walking away) Picks up Axel phone and pockets it.
Namine- (pops up randomly) why are you taking that?
Roxas- going to sell it for being a kingdom hearts charctors phone, I will get thousands for it. (speaking boredly)
Namine- I could tell Axel you took his phone...but wouldn't it just be easier to split the cash
**smiles evily**
Roxas- …
Namine- **still smiling evily**
Roxas- …
Namine- **smiling possibly more evily**
Roxas- …
Namine- **Smiling evily while dramatic music plays in the back round**
Roxas- …
Namine- **still smiling evily with dramatic music playing loudly in back round:begins to laugh evily as well**
Roxas- …
Namine- hehehe
Roxas- FINE, just don't do that creepy laughing ever again! (with more emotion than was usual for him)
Namine- What laughter? (looks at Roxas innocently while disappearing into void)
Roxas- weird...
At grocery store while looking at a box of food with dancing pandas on it(that's for you Jacinda)-3:33 on Monday
Roxas- What is the point towards food produsts having animals on it, noboy, even children get that excited over animal covered Ramen? (frowns at Ramen)
Sora- (Hugging box with dancing pandas on it excitedly asking Kairi to but it for him)
Roxas- Except for him,...
Axel- (videotaping on phone stolen from Riku) Hahaha, who knew this kid would be this much fun to follow around!
Kairi- Sora, you are making me buy an aweful lot of panda covered things! I'm not sure this is healthy. Maybe I should talk to Doc. About those pills he been... (notices everyone staring and screams) Oh My God! Its Riku From Kingdom Hearts!
Riku Fangirls- Oh my god-yay-love me-ahhh-i love you riku-don't forget me-let me at im-love you- hey there babydoll (notices this as a fanboy) Riku-Riku-riku-Riku-Riiiiikkkkkuuuuuu!
Riku- (running towards Maleficent) Mommy! (hugs her...lol had to throw that in cause in kh1 she compared him to a son)
Maleficent- (Stroking Rikus silky silver hair) My child...
Sora- (goes all ultimate keyblade warrior slices Maleficents head off) hehehe
Riku- Mommy! (has short tantrum then wipes himself down and goes all normal again)
Everyone in room- (staring...)
Axel- Wow, this thing is really worth it, I just burned someone on their own phone! ( fist pumps into air dramatically)
Roxas- I could've done that...
Namine- Of course you could have! Now get me Riku's phone **Smiles evily**
Roxas- …
Namine- **still smiling evily while dancing in little circle to dramatic music playing in back round**
Roxas- ...fine...Hey Axel Toast! (calls to Axel)
Alex- Yay(runs towards bread dropping Riku's phone)
Roxas- (picks up phone,pockets it and follows axel)
Axel- (Burning unfortunate piece of toast) Burn toast burn!
Roxas- …
At toy store buying Sora a moogle plush(yayah!)
Sora- …There all so cute! (staring at wall filled with moogle plushes of all kinds)
Kairi- Take your pick Sora!
Axel- I personally would buy a Tonberry. (said with no emotion but an excited look in eyes, almost hopeful kairi will offer to but him one or everyone leaves long enough for him to buy his own, checks off in mental check list
Axels mental checklist-
Make brownies.-check
Eat Sora's panda covered Ramen-
Re-gel hair-Check
Go to doctor and check out his supposed overly tall disorder Zexion says I have-check(not a real disorder hmmm liar)
Re-gel hair-check
Buy Tonberry moogle plush-
Re-gel hair-
Roxas- I would buy a chochobo (I need to buy one of those things!
Namine- I will buy you one if you steal Axels top secret check list and tell me how many times he gels a day... (whispering to Roxas)
Roxas- nods.
Riku- I would but a mog, they are really really cute...like sooo cute they could rule the world, I mean who wouldn't want one of the cute adorable friends to talk to and tell your everyday secrets to... (backs away slowly and goes back to normal after random outburst) hehheh...heh (Who wouldn't get stuck with a random outburst when seeing these cute things-A/N)
Zexion- (popping up out of nowhere) Buy the Nono, its a bunny,hehehe (Disappears in a vision of a bird beating a teddy bear with an Ax-hehehe my mom drew this in a story room on isketch about 3 min ago-so funny A/N)
Simon Cal- I have to say, that was horrible, just horrible...where am I?(pops up while he was actually talking to some horrific guy in auditions for american Idol while they were still worth watching, the only good part of them now is stephen tyler)
Everyone- …
The end
Sora ends up buying a mog cause they are adoribles! Yeah I said it-adoribles. But yah, I love moogles and teddy bears getting beaten with an ax by a big red bird!hehehe, by the way, I leared a valuable lesson here today. I must not be that suckish a crack writer cause even I was laughing!
